senator dickhead mcnospine (D): sending my love to senator graham’s family in this trying time. while we didn’t always agree, we always voted for the same things and hung out with the same people. had some truly great laughs during meetings about the children we bombed. i’ll miss him deeply,

It is always 'AI can't do my job, but it can do the job of these other people I look down upon'.

A peer reviewed study shows a promising link between flu and shingles vaccines and a reduced risk of dementia. A heroin addict who cut off a raccoon’s penis for “further study” says these vaccines cause autism. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust.

remembered a good tweet

FUCK EPIC GAMES AND FUCK OPENAI

We're making tourism great again by deploying our most alcoholic child molesters to America's glorious airports

Phew, dodged a bullet there. I thought about getting into consuming last year but decided against it.

Dudes posturing they’re the manliest and liberals/leftists are weak are the ones too timid to wear their own choice of shoes. They’re all rich enough to have custom fit dress shoes and yet they’re scared into off-the-shelf misfits picked by a senile freak. Feckless weirdos. I love that for them.

Burger King has joined Dominos in the elite club of businesses to advertise with the message “We heard you: our food sucks and we have decided to try to make it good instead”

Pete Boozebreath sent to The Hague any day now, please.

✋ Former USG war crimes lawyer here. Apropos of SecDef's remarks this morning: Denial of quarter—even the declaration of no quarter—is a war crime. And recognized as such by the US Government. From DoD's Manual for Military Commissions.

I love the idea that *this* US government, which has been nabbing landscapers and five year olds knows where Iranian sleeper cells are but just hasn’t gotten around to doing anything about it yet.

Fuck anti-union and mealy-mouthed pro-AI clanker bootlickers

With a broken Blue Bomber heart, I am no longer the voice of Mega Man. I was asked to return for Mega Man: Dual Override, but only on the condition I work without the protections of a union contract.

Electronic Arts: fuck YOU. Crushing numbers and you still lay people off. Fucking degenerate assholes,

Never forget that this what The Washington Post said when Noem was nominated.

Just your regularly scheduled share of this masterpiece by @tomgauld.bsky.social

I can't fucking believe we're doing this again.

Netflix won't counter Ellison's offer. Ladies and gentleman, the full right wing power grab is here and will now be beamed into every home on CBS, CNN, HBO, movies from Warner and Paramount. about.netflix.com/en/news/netf...

Rightwing media is now just MeToo Welfare.

What you idiot commies don’t understand is that if we tax rich people they will JUST LEAVE, depriving our nation of tax cheats, political bribery, and national acts of perversion

Trump Suffers Setback Unrelated To Child Rape

Hemingway was once bet that he couldn’t write the world’s happiest short story in just 5 words. He replied,

chef: who wants dirt soup everyone: what? no thank you, just regular soup chef: bad news we had to get rid of the soup to provide the dirt everyone: but we hate dirt chef: (mouthful of dirt) who wants dirt

I can’t believe you lefty Luddites hate tech so much that you embrace mRNA vaccines, heat pumps, electric bikes, hybrid work, renewable power (and awesome advancements in storage), space telescopes, and hot/cold running water but reject the planet destroying plagiarism enrich the worst people bots!

Fucking lol

On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast. The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me. But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.

tell it to the hague, buddy

Brave and focused (optically and emotionally) versus aloof, fuzzy, obfuscating, distracted, obstructive

I hear a lot of people saying that ai makes art accessible.. well I personally think that's bullshit- so I made this to drive my point home. #regalsart #illustration #fuckai #digitalart

The hilarious thing is even Trump didn’t watch the TPUSSA one

"I'll have meat and yogurt," said the Health Secretary, his voice box rattling like a decaying wooden roller coaster. "It's healthier," he added, as his forehead skin exploded into black and maroon flowers of biotic rot and his nose slid off his face into his plate of raw chicken pieces.

LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this

JD Vance in 2021:

The nazis redistributed the stolen property of deported Jews to the German population. It was called Aryanization. This is no different. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aryaniz...

#RottenTomatoes you can’t be serious with this review disparity. Just rifle through a few of the audience reviews where it’s that audience members only review with the most ChatGPT-ass wording. There can’t be 250 people who have seen it already. I’d tag them but the account has some invalid handle?

An entire community of thousands, here legally, having been demonized with deranged lies about eating pets, is about to be arbitrarily DECLARED illegal so they can be forcibly ethnically cleansed. I don’t want to hear one more fucking word about comparisons to Nazi Germany being overwrought.

ICE Agent Stuffs Sock Under Mask To Give Himself Chin

With Bovino as the latest stooge to take the fall for enacting Trumps whims, do we think that the rest of his cronies will ever get wise that everyone who works with/for him ends up under the bus? (not that Bovino is innocent himself)

A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.

Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him. White. Hot. Rage.

Thanks, I’ll pass, Netflix, I’d rather drink glass.

✅ Trump did say, "Sometimes you need a dictator," during a reception with business leaders at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland. Read his remarks here: www.snopes.com/fact-check/t...

Hung a guy at Nuremburg for doing this, FYI. Not "a thing like this" but literally this, exactly.