I'm sure soldiers programmed with nothing but brutal lethality with the stated goal to kill and break stuff while encouraged to torture and terrorize will transition seamlessly back into civilian life after discharge.

Fun night at the Riyadh Comedy Festival! Got to see Jimmy Carr and his opening act, three university students beheaded for apostasy. Wild ride!! 😂🤣

Dr. Seuss, 1941. library.ucsd.edu/dc/object/bb...

the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok

A grim reminder: these people will never be satisfied. There’s no point at which they will say “we’ve won, let’s enjoy life.” They will always be looking for someone else to punish, to revile, to dehumanize. They’re empty without that.

Every major talent that works for ABC and Disney should refuse to show up for work until Jimmy Kimmel is reinstated. Marvel movies need to shutdown. Ditto the sitcoms. Collective boycott. Corporations love money more than anything,& this will harm them and force them to do the right thing.

"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”

Mecha Hitler said a few unsavory things about Jews, women, minorities, and called for the subjugation of anyone who wasn’t a straight white Christian man, but it’s important to remember he argued with civility.

Brian Kilmeade is saying shit that scriptwriters for The Man In The High Castle would reject for being “too much”

To clutch our pearls because a few people are expressing sentiments Kirk himself would have expressed is a bit much for me. michaelianblack.substack.com/publish/post...

Apropos of nothing, here's a thread of some Charlie Kirk highlights

MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence

Okay let’s get back to that birthday book

I think at this point in my life I’ve given up on the idea I can do a celebrity or athlete fitness regimen to look like them but i wouldn’t mind looking as put together as an EFL referee, what are those folks doing

id be slightly less angry at dem leadership saying theyre only interested in throwing political punches on “kitchen table issues” if they were currently out there landing punches on “kitchen table issues”

well she did not consider pedophilia inappropriate so what does this even mean

I drew this on my lunch break your excuses are fucking pathetic

It's real www.newsweek.com/trump-putin-...

Lmfao

same guy lmao

Lots of tech companies use misleading graphs in their presentations but OpenAI's have to be the funniest I've ever seen. This is in the section about how their ACCURACY is improving and includes 52.8 being way more than 69.1 which is equal to 30.8.

As someone who entered the job market right around the dot com bubble bursting, I believe the correct question is "Do you think every major CEO could be wrong *for a third time in my lifetime*?"

The annoying spam texts destroying the Democratic brand: $678M raised through those spam tactics $282M to one consulting firm: Mothership Strategies. $11M to actual campaigns (1.6%) The party isn’t just treating donors like marks—it’s being fleeced itself yet continues to back Mothership.

Columbia is currently on step 1 of failing the Lando test. Ask the law firms about steps 2-4.

Donald Trump is a child rapist.

MAY EVERY DAY BE ANOTHER WONDERFUL SECRET

Any couple at a metal or hardcore show #donkeykong #bananza

It’s pretty wild that Trump’s base is turning on him because of all the Epstein stuff now. We’ve known he’s a predator for years. There’s a major news story every 6 months about it. It’s like turning on snoop dogg because you JUST found out he smokes weed.

*big breath* A graphics manager not being able to whip up an image to go with his hiring post so he leverages the tech that they say will make that hire obsolete and it comes out with a Michael Scott result is like Atomic-level boomer manager who makes 10x your salary “how do I save this as a pdf?”

Imagine heading to war after systematically alienating all your allies. Genius move. He’s gonna be calling them all up like ‘I hope I wasn’t outta line with that ‘gonna invade you’ crack, it was just a joke, yeah? We cool? So what are you doing two weeks from now?’

💯💯💯💯💯💯

And we can put this shooter was a leftist shit to fucking bed now

I’ll sit up out of a dead sleep like Obiwan after the first Death Star strike when this fucker finally bites the dust. www.reddit.com/r/stockbetz/...

BREAKING: Federal agents in plain clothes and unmarked cars tried to snatch 1st graders from LA elementary schools—told staff they had “parental consent.” They lied. When pressed, they HID THEIR IDS. DHS admits they sent them. This wasn’t a welfare check. It was a test run for a police state.

Gov Newsom’s response to this will probably be to do a podcast with Stephen Miller about how he’s going to have these cops march in Trumps birthday parade

You betas just don’t understand that real men fight by whining about each other on their own dedicated social media sites they own specifically to insulate themselves from public mockery

You mean to tell me the Nazi knew and didn’t care that the convicted felon was ALSO a pedophile??? But WHERE are the MORALS!?!?!?!?

I fucking knew these two dbags would go for each other’s throats and I’m frankly surprised it took this long

Honestly, what the fuck, @nytimes.com

What I'm hearing is that his attendance at this dinner where people hand him bribes is not an official presidential action, as designated for absolute criminal immunity in Trump v. United States

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Fired a black person who was qualified, hired a white person with no qualifications whatsoever. The Trump administration in a nutshell bsky.app/profile/axio...

i believe that over the next 12-24 months, the general public is going to get so sick of procedurally generated slop that outlets currently using generative tools will start using “no AI” as a selling point. some of them will be honest about this; others will be lying

Words that used to be dirty but aren’t anymore.

Our couch is coated in cat fur because we’re garbage people but also because of this handsome idiot

Black garb with a red saber blade. They dunk on themselves constantly.

Rubio publicly criticizing an ally for cracking down on right-wing extremism. And Germany hitting back. We are in a new world

Imagine being lectured by RFK Jr about how to be healthy and then having Mark Zuckerberg tell you how many friends normal people should have