Free tip, any candidate who says “The top 50 Epstein affiliates, starting with Trump and Musk, will be imprisoned, and every last penny of their families’ wealth expropriated” will win >40 states in 2028.

don't mean to blow anyone's mind with this shocking insight but the direct line between epstein, 4chan, gamergate, tech bro fascists etc is misogyny. prolific rapists, guys who believe women have inferior intelligence, and guys who hate women for rejecting them all have something big in common!

This isn't mine, and I can't definitively find the original source. But I love this little bit of wisdom: "If you're a fifteen-minute walk from a coffee shop, but the server there has to drive an hour to get to work, you don't live in a walkable city. You live in a theme park."

i feel like the viral bus thread resonates because at every step of the way you're like "ok surely this will be resolved shortly, any second now," which seems like what all the passengers are also thinking. then the fact that the situation doesn't resolve and the bus just keeps going is an Allegory

imagine if it happens on tv

Where are you mentally?

“ICE agents, get out now because historically, this ends with you hanging from a lamppost and your body paraded through the streets.” - the …we rate dogs guy

For people elsewhere who have asked how to support Minnesota while we’re overrun with nazi thugs, here’s an excellent list of places that could use financial help. Lots of choices. Thank you so much! docs.google.com/document/d/1...

it’s come to my attention that my tumblr post has been crossposted to bluesky, so I’m posting it on my account here #AntiAI #GenAI

kids these days don't know how to impress Jodie Foster

The stone is rolled away; lo, He is risen if ever signs and wonders were, here is one atop the Cristo Rei, I survey Lisbon as Elizabeth Holmes is forcefem castration kinkposting from prison

Almost forgot to post this lol

*astronaut 'always been'-meme* poets.org/poem/septemb...

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.

Folks seeing this and rightfully hating it should email the school district superindendent who made this gross decision and tell him what you think. www.mylpsd.com/page/superin...

Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.

I fucking loathe these smug ass art-hating self-congratulating ghouls & the system that allows them to fail upwards into unfathomable wealth on the backs of 1000s of overworked creative people whose livelihoods get passed around like trading cards every time these dillwads have a stonks circle-jerk.

Hi, I'm the CEO of Glorbo, the company who enjoys near unprecedented goodwill in our field, I'm here today to talk to you about our pivot to using the Magic 8-Ball powered by children's bones that everybody hates, I've given myself psychosis listening to the 8-ball aaaaeeeeeiiiiooouuuu

2026 is gonna be my year

I do not "consume" "content"

Instead of a song being stuck in my head, today what's stuck in my head is the "fuck ya life. bing-bong!" pigeon video.

We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

Blindspots for Millennials 😅 IMO: it’s pretty accurate.

[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy

Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind

Average NYT headline

It's that magical time of the year again

“Tell your children who the cowards were.”

Clippy never caught on. It was mocked, derided, and pushed aside until now it's barely a meme. "AI" is the same category of utility only several orders of magnitude more expensive and less useful.

Me when anyone brings up how bad the other site sucks now

There are several options but here's the short version: You can extend your support for Windows 10 for an extra year while you go over your options long term, BUT it will require signing up for a Microsoft account even if you take the paid option. PLEASE DO NOT RUN WINDOWS 10 UNSUPPORTED.

Another contender for favorite image of the year

Halloween postcards are now available 🎃 9 haunted titles, 2 freaky bookmarks - only 10 possessed dollars 💀 mail this one to your dad! paperbackparadise.bigcartel.com/product/pape...

it’s time

as a fan of noncon, dubcon and under/non-negotiated cnc this is honestly one of the most straightforward explanations of this i've ever read?

This post that a friend of my partner's shared on FB potentially explains the Kristin Chenoweth thing, and is frightening.

Yes, we were correct about the Iraq War, COVID, that everyone Trump appoints is an idiot monster ... But you see, we were correct for leftist reasons, and that's the same as being wrong.

this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like

If I were a professional ghost hunter I'd end every investigation by telling the people who hired me that yes, there are tons of ghosts here, they're all really mad at you and will likely kill you, you should sell the house immediatetly. And then have a buddy in real estate split the resale with me.

"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked carl sagan and he said the greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge 🧪

re: generative AI I have finally fully and accurately explained my problem with how it’s marketed and used. And now, you can use it, too.

I will never understand how a guy who's the most milquetoast "Can I get a cheeseburger without the cheese" sugar-free Kool-Aid Walmart-brand Marvel t-shirt looking motherfucker gets away with calling himself "Mr. Beast."

Poop yourself some new hair