Post a meme made by you.

I think going to door to door and yelling at people to be more enlightened could work

Xi had the Orange Chicken for lunch.

Michael Bay's My Dinner With Andre

There's a reason that field grows crops so well. Its NOT that its been fertilized and irrigated, although both are true, Its that its soil is full of nutrients and the correct amount of water.

one side wants to install a permanent and grotesquely corrupt christofascist autocracy that sells the country for scrap parts off the back loading dock, the other thinks maybe we should help sick people and do a better job repairing bridges god damn extremists everywhere

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Meanwhile, the FT published my letter on this just recently

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curious how Trump decided to attack NATO right after his long phone call with Putin

Hitachi

*Well, of course that can't possibly be made to occur, because, uhm, some strident assertion about criminal terrorist lesbians and immigrants eating housecats

One toke over the line sweet Jesus, one toke over the line

as I mentioned last month over at Techdirt, this "router ban" was always a shakedown. Brendan Carr and Donald Trump do nothing that's ever genuinely in the public interest. They've broadly undermined cybersecurity. They deserve no benefit of the doubt. Everything is transactional.

AOC: “The mistake that I made, you know, from all the movies that we see growing up about heroes & villains — is that I thought that fascist takeover attempts were going to be architected by evil geniuses — I was not expecting how unearned, nepotistic, mediocre, & just dumb the architects would be”

Turns out becoming poor and less free is not the awesome idea MAGA thinks it is.

Magyar: “No mercy, they will need to take responsibility for all their actions.”

Bunch of people in those replies saying "what do you expect us to do?" while hoping for a popular uprising in Iran to overthrow the government there.

"Assumptions of balanced effort and presumed trust are no longer guaranteed in a post-LLM world... the sender forfeits learning and credibility while the recipient burns effort and loses trust." stopsloppypasta.ai/en/

I guess we're just waiting around to see if this demented psychopath kills everyone: defector.com/i-guess-were...

"What can Democrats do?" When the South Korean president attempted to declare martial law, South Korean lawmakers literally fought through tanks and military forces and climbed fences to get into their Parliament building to stop him. So, you know, that.

Also IF IT IS FRONT PAGE NEWS THAT WE ARE AT WAR WITH IRAN, it is ALSO FRONT PAGE NEWS THAT THE PEOPLE WHO TOOK US TO IRAN ARE TALKING LIKE THIS. The war does not exist in a separate, more serious universe than its leaders! This is the guy who decides if it happens and how many people die!

He is risen

Meanwhile let’s make sure that any breath taken by AOC in between words is transcribed painstakingly!

Best Star Trek crew. Wrong answers only.

I just made the mistake of reading the Wikipedia entry for the Doctor Who Comic Relief Special. Never change, wikipedians.

yes. they pay more based on income in taxes for the thing that is then “free” for everyone. this is how public services work

You lose any skills you don’t practice. Thinking is one of those skills. Do not surrender your brain to AI.

How do people keep falling for this?

The president's former personal lawyer taking over in a position he views as his personal lawyer.

I said “launch window”, not “Launch Windows”!

Trump felt so bad about draft-dodging in Vietnam he decided to start and lose his very own bungled war

Just a reminder that the senator who sponsored the bill which became law with broad bipartisan support that states a president cannot pull the US out of NATO without congressional approval was … Marco Rubio.

Golden retriever runs 15 feet after owner mimes throwing tennis ball

Getting paid by the financial times to have AI Psychosis is a good gig if you can get it

hey, if AI proponents hadn’t been making up nonsense about AI tools while forcing them on us, then maybe people wouldn’t reflexively block AI tools, even when they actually work. that’s not on normies for being rational consumers. that’s on AI proponents for being systematically full of shit

A lot of people were just confused by my KNEEL BEFORE ZOD, NOT TRUMP sign, so maybe I'll leave it home next time

Amazing how all these Muslim women were desperate to vote for a candidate who really doesn't seem to like Muslims or women, but couldn't because their hardline Islamist husbands were all woke for trans rights.

It’s why one of Trump & Vance’s first actions was to ban federal research funding on studies of misinformation & disinformation.

Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again

At least they know they’re free.

The only reason the Supreme Court of the United States is now examining the legality of a mail ballot receipt law is that Donald Trump is an election denier who still can’t his loss, and Republican lawyers have decided to legitimize and sanewash that denialism as a matter of federal election law.

Rand Paul: “I just wonder if someone who applauds violence against their political opponents is the right person to lead an agency that has struggled to accept limits to the proper use of force.” The entire confirmation hearing in one sentence.

mind-boggling to me that i still have yet to see a single democrat utter the phrase “every republican president of your lifetime has destroyed the economy and started a war”

New Republican midterm messaging just dropped: Yes, we are hurting you and raising your cost of living. But you can take comfort knowing we are hurting people in allied countries even worse. bsky.app/profile/atru...

If I could get rid of one thing on the internet right now it'd be those ghastly portrait-mode videos with word-by-word auto-captions right in the damn middle. Which you can't turn off because they are actually encoded into the video.

This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast. They’ll play this in museums in future. (🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)