I so want them to win just to put this out there!

The neighborhood is ready lol

The lede of our Ben Shapiro story on Saturday and the lede of the @nymag.com story today washingtonpost.com/technology/2... nymag.com/intelligence...

This tweet, for a Ross Barkan story that copied my lede and reporting, now has more than 10x the views of the original. Ross hasn't apologized or acknowledged it; maybe he's just waiting for me to shut up. Without any explanation, I'm left to wonder how many times he's done this

I've been trying to think who Altman reminds me of and he's the spitting image of Burke from Aliens

lol don’t mess with the bag

woof!

This game!

This note lasted 11 seconds longer than the Rousey-Carano fight.

You know what I (also) hate about American professional sports? If the game is listed to start at, say, 1:30 pm EST, it won't start at least for another 20 or so minutes. Meanwhile, Premier League, La Liga, Bundesliga, Serie A, UEFA... if the time is 3:00 pm, the ball is kicked at that time!

Because 1) they are completely out of touch 2) they are arrogant as fuck 3) they still need everyone to buy their product for it to work

The secret is to look 40 when you're 26. See Paul Rudd for reference.

Mesa Selimovic - Dervis and the Death, Ivo Andric - The Bridge on the Drina, Miroslav Krleza - On the Edge of Reason

Joe: I am a 73 year-old retired mechanic in Forsberg, Nebraska. My 3 biggest problems are Iran's uranium enrichment capability, the casting of Helen in Christopher Nolan's "Odyssey," and the ability of Tennesseeans to check out "Roots" from a library 1000 media outlets: can we please talk at length

On the left is an Onion headline from March. On the right is Reuters, today.

I fear L.A is about to fail the same open book test America did in the 2024 election. Spencer Pratt is a moron, but Democrats again seem to not understand that as much as they might not like it, selling vibes over policy actually works.

Somebody dropped a match in a pool of gasoline #sunset

Raising kids in NYC hack: don’t buy Kleenex for on the go; get napkins. Always!

naturally

5/15/12 - it looks quite a bit different today...

Georgia congressman Mike Collins has opposed rules that experts say would reduce the odds of serious trucking crashes. Those rules could have required Collins’ family business to sink substantial money into new safety measures for its own fleet.

Someone get this to Mike Ryan Ruiz!

It is I, Viscount Crapula, Count Dracula's drunk uncle!

The most glaring tell as to whether someone’s being racist for the sake of it about casting a black woman in The Odyssey is that far as I can tell there ain’t a single actual Greek person cast in this movie but Lupita and Zendaya are the only ones anybody’s getting mad about.

really wish the NBA moment of silence and adam silver’s statement would have specifically referred to the barriers jason collins broke rather than keeping it vague… being afraid to say the word gay in 2026 is telling

It's as if the sun has gone down without notice, and now we reach for a substitute for its warmth and light that can never quite compare. Jason Collins, an NBA veteran, was a role model for civility and dignity on and off the court, far before his coming out made him a pioneer. Thank you, Jason.

Yeah, I stopped watching #eurovision

Estonia: We have a first band on stage! Also, I hear that there was some cross-pollination with Switzerland couple of years ago... truly #eurovision

Crna Gora (Montenegro): We do medieval better than Croatia! #eurovision

Finland: Not exactly Lordi lol. Generic. Eurovisiony. #eurovision

Italy, this actually sounds like good old San Remo... Neat flag wedding dress! #eurovision S/O to Toto Cutugno, Insieme, unite, unite, Europe

Well, I might as well reminisce... I remember every #Eurovision from 1980 to 1999. After that, I kinda stopped following but.... wow, Will Ferrell? Joy?

Georgia: We're sending real X-Men... I mean X-People. Clear? #eurovisionnnnnn

Portugal, I have no quarrel with you. Yours is totally of place and time but strangely solid. I'm gonna seek out a glass of Port wine after work. #eurovision

My, my, Greece! I have no words! Furries? #eurovision

Croatia: we do medieval ish the best! Also, please buy some of these religious souvenirs. #eurivision

Sneaky masking game, Sverige! #eurovision

And this was a presentation from the Moldova's Ministry of Tourism! #eurovision

I knew one of them would die!!! #eurovision

Subprime Forecasting

I just pissed myself... this is the movie he is mad that people are calling slop... I demand you watch with the sound on... it is so much worse than you think it is going to be...

FIFA predicted the New York area would take in $3 billion from the World Cup. But some official estimates say the city could lose money on the world’s biggest sporting event.

They aren't because proper prepping involves community and classic preppers only care for themselves.

Slightly increase a band City People

Slightly increase a band New Adolescents on the Block

3 actual quotes from this piece: “Can I afford the tax? Yes. Is it going to deter me? No. But I think it’s shameful. I provide a lot of money to people who are blue-collar workers who work for me, servers in restaurants." giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...