I just uploaded @jasonparis.bsky.social 's recording of the segment CBS News pulled from "60 Minutes" to YouTube:

There’s an absolutely bonkers Christmas cartoon playing at the car place where Spencer is getting an inspection right now and it’s taking all of us not to bust out laughing about how ridiculous it is.

Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:

My mom has just informed me that I do not need the lobster nativity set, nor do I need a lobster baby jesus ornament.

🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲

Yet this one somehow passed 😂

I have seen so many of those AI Christmas photos on social feeds that I am ready to yell at a data center for festivus.

THEY’RE ALL FANCY NOW! My heart is so full!

we are all rizzo the rat in a muppet Christmas carol.

me, today with this wind.

Breaking: The University of Virginia's Board of Visitors named a new president Friday: Scott Beardsley, dean of UVA's Darden School of Business since 2015. Beardsley called the selection "the honor of my life."

I am just trying to get to the post office today, so why is the traffic so silly today?

My response to anything over the next two weeks

Gift link, probably the funniest thing the Wall Street Journal has done this year.

I guess I missed a speech tonight that absolutely could have been an unhinged social post. And you know what? I’m okay with that.

Apparently the first place I lived in here in Charlottesville is featured in a crutchfield commercial. That was very weird to see on tv.

it is absolutely bonkers to me that it was above 60 degrees today, when earlier this week it was too cold.

I AM STILL THINKING ABOUT THIS MOMENT and honestly why are tiny humans the best?

bernie sanders has called for a nationwide ban on data center construction

"He took every Advanced Placement class he could, earned a scholarship to Brown and worked at Wawa over the summer to make enough money to buy a laptop, according to his two sisters."

NEW MAX LEVINE ENSEMBLE MUSIC???? Happy Monday!

This entire weekend

Weird to go to bed reading about the Brown shooting. Waking up to news about the Bondi Beach shooting and to be heading to bed reading that Rob Reiner and his wife were apparently stabbed to death. I hope everyone affected finds some kind of peace. JFC

Thanks, I hate it.

What a disaster. In the past 45 mins of real time: - Christian Watson - Davante Adams - Micah Parsons - Puka Nacua All suffering what appear to be significant injuries on a day Patrick Mahomes’ season may have ended by a knee injury. Ugh. Absolutely brutal.

Micah parsons might be a Green Bay packer, but he is truly one of the best players I’ve seen in the nfl and I hope it’s not his acl. That’s awful.

Dr. Enuf is the second-best thing about Tennessee after Dolly Parton.

Chicago is 10-4 this season, the chiefs are out of playoff contention and yall. THIS IS WEIRD AS HECK. (I’m living for it)

My parents house in PA had a rotary phone. I used a fax machine within the last five years and that was…wild. I still write in cursive! And it is SO WEIRD to be a 34yo who’s knocked off everything on this list. Heck, I had to order a new checkbook this year just to pay my first month of rent!

a sophomore student was on msnow not that long ago and said they survived parkland. when they were looking at colleges, they wanted somewhere that was safe and felt secure, which is why they chose brown. they have ptsd from parkland and nobody should have that trauma follow them anywhere.

No student journalist should ever have to write this kind of story www.browndailyherald.com/article/2025...

In case you have never seen this.

This whole “it gets dark super early” thing is still the worst, but dangit the 5pm sunset tonight was GORGEOUS.

I’m so used to seeing the animals outside of UVA Children’s Hospital all dressed up and fancy for the holidays and…they’re not this year? 😭💔

Was there a full playlist from @wxpnfm.bsky.social to relisten to the countdown this year?

in fairness gabe saporta is an ageless wonder but at the same time I cannot take the “brotege” name seriously as skincare for men. (I also wouldn’t use this skincare for me SOLELY based on the name)

Things I have taught an almost 3-year-old this week: fancy fist bumps, how to build a giant marker tower, how to fence with markers, how to have fancy (play doh) brunch and how to say tomato in Spanish.

i am just amazed this is JUST outside the top 10 (but at least its a nice break to catch your breath after twisting and shouting with the beatles and jumping around to proud mary!) #XPNCountdown

If you’re not running around like a mad person right now to Proud Mary, what are you even doing #XPNCountdown

FINALLY THIS ONE SHOWS UP! Shoutout to high school history classes for getting this bop forever stuck in my head. #XPNCountdown

"...for this beautiful rendition...from SHREK." - @rahrahraina.bsky.social on #XPNCountdown. Also a question: how many songs from the Shrek soundtracks have been featured in this countdown in total?

Earlier today I had the thought that Sturgill Simpson's Nirvana cover would make it in the top 50 of the #XPNCountdown. I was right! RIGHT at number 50!

Ah yes, a bluegrass-y version of "Gin and Juice" by my favorite rapper, Snoog Dogg! #XPNCountdown

'MURICA 🇺🇸 #XPNCountdown

Good morning to this absolutely magnificent crumb cake I’m eating for breakfast.

I’m sorry I accidentally manifested part five dropping tonight.

Unless I'm mistaken, I don't think any songs from the Punk Goes... series have made it onto the #XPNCountdown thus far? (anyway, hi, i don't work at wxpn but i am a member of the millennial emo cabal)

Some interesting Charlottesville news: CPD Chief Michael Kochis has been selected to serve on the Public Safety and Homeland Security Policy transition committee for Spanberger. They're currently developing policy recommendations for the Gov-elect on key public safety+homeland security issues.

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