Charlie and the Muppet Factory

The Good, the Bad, and the Muppet

Crazy ICE experiences yesterday! Four ICE vehicles boxed me in outside my own house after following me home and trying to have me arrested. Watch the video for details!

Wednesday

What could go wrong using AI to help stage a few listing photos?

I initially thought this was Henchman 21 from the Venture Bros, and that would somehow also be a fair response

happy presidents' day

Who up twistin’ they Oliver?

Who up duncing they confederates?

Who up jarring they bells?

My English-Scots-Irish ancestors didn't die for multiculturalism; they killed for it. Killed Confederates who said shit exactly like this.

This is 100 percent true and every single person who laments the loss of the antebellum South in any way should be forced to read firsthand accounts of what planters did to enslaved people with their eyeballs pinned open until reality sets in

The Winter Olympics are truly an amazing showcase of the whitest nonsense

Biathalon is so cool. I mean everyone looks miserable at the finish line. But it still looks cool

What if—and hear me out on this—we made a Brett Kavanaugh robot that also wouldn't shut the fuck up?

I'm a county-level prosecutor. It's spectacularly difficult to sway ZERO grand jurors to your position. I'm not typically one to dunk on fellow attorneys, but this is some "sobbing toddler watches their balloon drift into the clouds" level of legal skill. I'm absolutely fascinated by this.

The Death of Stalin is both a dudes suck and dudes rock movie.

People need to realize that, along with citizens swept up in immigration raids, they have also detained citizens for being involved in activism.

I cannot fathom how a person can be this obtuse

I gotta get a playlist going Another one Bites the Dust (Queen) F.O.D. (Green Day) Celebration (Kool and the Gang) Celebrate (Anderson Paak) I Just Want to Celebrate (EWF) Dance to the Music (Sly and the Family Stone) Land of 1000 Dances (Wilson Pickett) Dance at my Funeral (Galactic ft. Boyfriend)

Isn't 10 Downing Street both a residence and an office?

True. But to be fair I feel like understanding Puerto Rican Spanish in song is some advanced-level stuff.

Italians, your white card has been revoked. Stefani Germanotta is a perfidious latin

[threateningly] it’s baseball season.

Fuck all these folks in my neighborhood setting off fireworks and scaring my dog. Fuck Seahawks fans forever and always

Is DJ Khaled still a thing? But why?

Second straight year a Drake has gotten absolutely humiliated at the Super Bowl

Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous

Page Six: Bad Bunny avoids making political statement during Super Bowl 2026 halftime performance

I’m at a Super Bowl party and the amount of strain it’s taking for every conservative man here to ignore Bad Bunny is breathtaking to behold, especially while all their wives are LOCKED in

i hope a bunch of old crackers are taking their last breaths to this halftime show

Only one who got the ball into the end zone was Bad Bunny

Guy with the lanyard wandering into the shot and scrambling to get out… beautiful representation for us in the “always in the wrong place” community ❤️

Love the original PR flag. Not the colonial one.

So where’s the Fiesta Maniacs section, where it’s just a bunch of people pumped about the Fiesta Bowl? Oh, they don’t have one? @dukesmayobowl.bsky.social

Legit thought the Star Wars ad was going to be a Budweider Clydesdales crossover for a sec.

Y’all it looks even more ridiculous in person.

No Kings includes Draft Kings

(Flips the coin, hides it) Patriots, you can ask one question. One of us always tells the truth, and one always lies

I think of Chris Pratt as being a correct distillation of Seahawks fans

250 years of Unity? Sure, except for Shay's Rebellion The Whiskey Rebellion [...] John Brown's Raid The Goddamned CIVIL FUCKING WAR [...] The Occupation of Alcatraz Attica The Bundy Standoff [...] And the January 6th Insurrection en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...

Very cool to see a figure skater do a routine to the finale from the Firebird.

I never noticed this either.

(Woody Allen eating a Da Bomb wing on Hot Ones) WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere. SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?

Relatedly, current controlling Seahawks owner Jodie Allen gained control of the team when her husband Paul got into a different sort of box.

Never Forget

apart from anything else, let us recognize Bad Bunny for his contributions to the field of walk up music, a genre otherwise full to the brim with praise ballads and whatever the hell that "Up Down" song is

LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this