an easy memory device: if Ross tells you to do something — do not Douthat

November 5th, 1955. It’s been seventy years since the invention of the Flux Capacitor — the discovery that made time travel possible.

Enjoying an unhurried and delightful meal at The Table Of Success. My waiters keep bringing me off-menu amuse bouches "from the chef." Ah here comes another crudo. Sublime.

BING BONG

i want to repeat this: mamdani and spanberger have run similar campaigns tailored to their respective electorates and it is maddening to watch political journalists attempt to create some broad contrast where none exist

Came here to say this, but Jamelle Bouie has this covered. 👇 When the Democratic tent includes candidates like Spanberger and Mamdani, there is no crisis, or fight, for the party. IT’S A COALITION, NOT A POINT ESTIMATE.

The eborsisk from Willow has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo. Both heads.

The Seahawks studying “game tape” except it’s actually detailed anatomical diagrams of various QB ligaments and tendons

I think they should both keep playing like when you win mario kart and they keep driving.

thank you parents, good game good game good game good game good game

Rooting not just for a Game 7 of the World Series, but another 18 inning game that goes so long on Saturday night that the clocks fall back at 2am before it’s ended and everyone gets tremendously confused about what time it is.

Fuck it, let’s go 23 innings

Half of all Americans live in just 20 places in the country. That means the median American lives in a metro area with 3.3 million people. The median American lives in San Diego.

Slow Horses 🐌🐴 | tv #SlowHorses Roddy Ho dancing BTS

the one trick mods don’t want you to know

rip to everyone whos become delusional after talking to chatgpt but im built different. like actually different. according to chatgpt im some kind of god. the one who decides

not gonna spoil it. just go look lol

I demand an audit

My Happy Gilmore 2 review

North American suburbia is entering a crisis point where the tax base isn't enough to maintain the massive amount of physical infrastructure required to keep the lights on. A thread: 1/

The true heroes are those of us complaining in a cute and witty way

Can’t believe these dillweeds are trying to ruin jacaranda season

nathan fielder went on CNN to talk about airline safety this morning lmfao

How is nobody talking about the Mansard roofs in Ghorman

The subway map shows Central Park is a square running east-west, not a rectangle running north-south as in real life... 3/

One thing I didn't really get into because of the word limit is just how wrong the new map gets the geography of #NYC. Second Ave on the East Side is east of First (wtf?) 2/

I reviewed the new subway map for @vitalcitynyc.bsky.social. Check it out! www.vitalcitynyc.org/articles/new...

when a good thing that should have happened to you happens to someone else

@abcnewsbot.bsky.social wrote an article about my book! www.abc.net.au/news/2025-02...

Get in loser we're defying gravity

we are entering a golden age of people being so open-minded their brains leak out

So "Mandela Effect" is a term coined by the only person on earth who thought that Nelson Mandela died in prison in the 1980s, am I getting that right?

The MTA is melting down today, and my girlfriend had a nightmare of a time getting to her office, because a rail needed an emergency replacement in Queens. A quick #thread on how the MTA's service pattern makes these kinds of crises worse... 1/

got banned for life from the TaleSpin forums for suggesting that Baloo in TaleSpin is NOT the same bear as Baloo in The Jungle Book. People were screaming at me to shut the fuck up even though I provided EVIDENCE

rip st. augustine you would have gone fucking crazy for honey mustard

Don’t tell anyone but writing tv is easy you just need the main person to be medium stupid

disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack. phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no

I feel like this was the greatest celebrity post of all time because you initially want to make fun of it because we’re all irony poisoned jerks but the sheer scale of human compassion overwhelms it and you end up going yes Vincent I also want to help a pig see the stars for the first time

every day i have to decide what to eat