*meredith brooks voice* im a mitch im mcconnell i help trump comma donald ive a turtle for a head im probably really dead

Kamala Harris has the chance to do the funniest thing right now

Dude I saw you autosave before walking up to me whats up man we cool

I fear we were too hard on the CD Cenobite. A beautiful creature who really embodied the pain/pleasure of being a dedicated lover of physical media.

someone said i style casper like a gay republican and im upset

Maybe that someone is me.

Like a Pokémon A wild Pokémon I will collect you and capture you...

The 49ers would never.

I just remembered the existence of the song "Rico Suave."

These ribs took all day. 😁

I mean... who among us, right?

Supercuts like this are the reason the internet exists. Everything else is just knock-on effects.

Perfect

This is how I'm responding to declarations of love from now on, too.

Meatloaf was Bob Seger's Wario.

*mötley crüe voice*:

somebody’s sweet plums are crowding my icebox somebody’s cold plums are giving me chills

I can't be the only one who sees a bunch of werewolf sex workers waiting around for clients, right?

Five concerts you've seen with women lead singers Dakoda Motor Co. Morcheeba The Cardigans Spiritbox Tarja

Share a '90s movie that you think deserves more love.

Soon Marjorie Taylor Greene will be a nobody, and then when people type MTG we'll know they're talking about Magic the Gathering again and the world will start to heal

Malcolm Ingram is trying to re-release Small Town Gay Bar, a really valuable documentary from the 00s about...well, small town gay bars in Mississippi. They have to rebuy all music rights etc. 10 days left, they're at 20k of 53k. Please give em a shout. www.kickstarter.com/projects/163...

@stepback.nebula.tv , I know you recorded the episode months ago and have probably moved on, but I think you'd appreciate this book about the intersection of faith and medicine among the Hmong diaspora, specifically as it relates to epilepsy. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Spi...

This is stupid. Commence with the rudeness!

"How can Republicans connect with disenchanted voters? We spoke to people at this vegan co-op to find out."

This is just to say I ate the legs you had kept in the boundless wreck, And were probably saving for an important metaphor. They were so trunkless, and so vast.

@stepback.nebula.tv Some of your problematic favs in here. newrepublic.com/article/1992...

Maybe they can hang up motivational posters that say something like "Works Sets Us Free."

Utah has just approved a 1,300-person “mega camp” for homeless individuals,This camp lacks transportation, features locked units, and even imposes forced labor. They refer to this facility as “work-conditioned housing,” but we simply call it what it is: modern-day internment.

"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm

check out this absolutely terrifying ancient babylonian lullaby

Well, this is the best sentence I've read in a while. From Angel Maker by @matociquala.bsky.social/

oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

@scalzi.com - your next investment?

Repost with your favorite Halloween costume 👻 "You, Sir, should unmask."

Ed Gein would have loved Etsy.

A monster of vaguely anthropoid outline with tentacled head, scaly body, rudimentary wings and prodigious claws, a form which only a diseased fancy could conceive. This October, only at Greeneville Zoo!

While we're having a moment, I'm just going to remind people that country remakes of pop songs do very, very well, and this song is just sitting out there waiting for one: www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJkT...

Dolly Parton's sister is asking us to pray for her sister, which is going to confusing to many people who only ever pray to Dolly.

People are being robbed. The answer to that is not shame or anger. The answer is empathy and compassion.

What was the first song you remember loving as a child?

My Therapist: You need to start setting boundaries and stop trying to please everyone. Me: Alright, if it'll make you happy. My Therapist: