you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

@scalzi.com - your next investment?

Repost with your favorite Halloween costume 👻 "You, Sir, should unmask."

Ed Gein would have loved Etsy.

A monster of vaguely anthropoid outline with tentacled head, scaly body, rudimentary wings and prodigious claws, a form which only a diseased fancy could conceive. This October, only at Greeneville Zoo!

While we're having a moment, I'm just going to remind people that country remakes of pop songs do very, very well, and this song is just sitting out there waiting for one: www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJkT...

Dolly Parton's sister is asking us to pray for her sister, which is going to confusing to many people who only ever pray to Dolly.

People are being robbed. The answer to that is not shame or anger. The answer is empathy and compassion.

What was the first song you remember loving as a child?

My Therapist: You need to start setting boundaries and stop trying to please everyone. Me: Alright, if it'll make you happy. My Therapist:

Going back to 1979 to tell Stephen King that the candidate who grabbed the baby to use as a shield against bullets would probably still win the election.

There's an alternate reality out there where The Babadook is the first lady, and I want to go live in that one.

An assassin writes Bella Ciao in the same breath as a Notices Your Bulge meme on his bullets. One of the government responses is a practicing Hindu asserting that the fundamentalist Christian victim will join him in a Norse pagan afterlife. Welcome to the epistemic collapse.

::slowly stands while clapping::

I don't think this creepy Jeffrey Epstein cartoon is depicting him molesting girls at his Caribbean property. I think it is someplace else.

This whole thread is fucking delightful

(Nevermore) Ev'ry now & then I feel a feel a little bit tragic That Lenore's not coming round (Nevermore) Ev'ry now & then I feel a little bit sleepy After reading tomes of forgotten lore (Nevermore) Ev'ry now & then I hear a soft little tapping Surely visitors alone, nothing more

You spent $5600 on a newborn photography session depicting your baby dressed as a pot roast. You don’t have enough newborn photos of your child around the house, and as soon as they’re of age they’ll seek validation from strangers on Instagram.

My wife begrudgingly watching the Philly vs Dallas game, when Carter’s ejected for spitting. Suddenly, she’s fully invested. “These are messy bitches.”

I need dis...

*gets up from dinner table* "If you'll excuse me, a 22-minute toy commercial I watched 30 years ago is being remade and I have to cry on the internet about how I can't jack off to it."

a reminder

Ayyy... give this man a raise.

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These little (ok - big) guys are the best.

This tattoo, by InkedMongoose on IG, is perfect. No notes.

Please turn this guy into a folk hero and make the hoagie the Guy Fawkes mask of our time

Blue Öyster Religion

this is a really beautiful video in its own right but also an example of what a real "Joe Rogan of the left" would look like: someone who can perform a positive vision of masculinity, one that's not toxic. it wouldn't be partisan or hackish or whatever they're actually imagining.

ELIZABETH WARREN: What Zohran is saying is 'I want people to be able to afford to live in NYC' FABER: But raising taxes in order to do it? WARREN: Oh my goodness! Oh dear! Are you worried that billionaires are going to go hungry?

If you want a weird but true fact to talk about: Dexter Holland, lead singer of The Offspring, was instrumental in this. His doctorial thesis in molecular biology was sequencing mRNA in HIV. The paper was also heavily cited in creating the COVID-19 vaccine.

That's actually Debra Messing's hand holding the mic

live action catbus looking pretty sweet

looked up the clip just because sometimes people change his words for captions that end up innocently reshared, but upon finding it decided to share the video because hearing him say it makes it 1000% more definitely true and everyone will listen/believe more than reading it written out

Today is my birthday (turning 29), which is the only time all year that I ask for a repost 🌿 I hope you get lost in fantasy worlds as much as I do 🔮

This leaves out the part where it's an uncomfortably detailed sex scene between sailor moon and godzilla, for which the purchaser keeps demanding edits over a period of weeks.

Most of the internet used to be like this. This is actually the default, it took companies enclosing the internet and adding weird, soul-killing incentives to make people behave the way they do now. In a way, there is truly nothing special about Wikipedia except that it survived longer.

The Nuckelavee. Concept sketch for Pale Tides.

This is an absolute delight.

I hate this game

The two best restaurant posts of all time

Describing this speech as the best sermon you’ll ever hear on Isaiah chapter 1 probably won’t make a lot of people want to read it or listen to it, but that’s only because they’ve never read Isaiah 1. Douglass takes that holy fire & turns up the heat with ferocity, precision & undeniable authority.