ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦

5 turnovers for the Ravens

Jesus Christ if the announcers can stop trying to make up for lost time talking about Joe Burrow - Did you know he’s back? - He’s so good - Well he’s okay but we really like him - Okay actually we just think he’s really dreamy

When is the last time you saw a team give swing 20+ points on 3 voodoo swingy plays? The goal line touchback, the Zay OPI, and the Lamar “fumble” are responsible for erasing 14 Baltimore points and giving the Bengals 10. Just unreal weird shit keeping CIN in the game.

John Harbaugh: "That's bad. That's bad. That's so bad."

Jesus Christ The #Ravens are filling out a Bingo Card of innovative ways to fuck up a drive

Come on offense. Let's turn this shit around

Time to ask your family what they think about the “fumbling the endzone for a touchback” rule.

Wrote about arguably my favorite topic in all of sports: Jerry Jones spending $1.2 billion on a stadium built at the exact orientation so the sun shines directly into players eyes during the months when the Cowboys play football: open.substack.com/pub/rodgersh...

If you’re watching the game on CBS, remember to drink for every Cop Show or Troop Show they advertise. (You don’t have to drink twice if it’s a Troop Cop Show.)

Today, on the eve of America’s 500th birthday, we celebrate President John Madden and his historic turkey feast that finally brought peace to the Cowboys and the Chiefs.

This Dallas stadium makes the sunset into a 12th defender

Plus the risk that it tells you to put a quarter cup of salt in, or a cinnamon stick, or deglazing with lime juice… the odds that you get a working recipe are not 100%

I love GB going for it to put the game away. Go get three yards and win; don’t make your defense play 1:55 of flawless penalty free football against the craziest pass plays your opponent can dream up … just go win.

Fox’s NFL broadcast team has a producer named Jake Jollivet who is miles ahead of every other network on finding the perfect music cue for every score, commercial, or interstitial break. They’re basically all bangers!

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My five year old said @celebrityhottub.bsky.social and @edsbs.bsky.social had the best Mickey and Goofy voices. He then proceeded to try to do his own Mickey voice and say “they expect one of us on the wreckage”. He has never seen Dark Knight Rises.

Well it all started two Thanksgivings ago, two years ago on Thanksgiving, when my friend and I went up to visit Alice at the restaurant. But you see Alice doesn't live at the restaurant, she lives inside the church nearby the restaurant, up in the bell tower, with her husband Ray and Facha the dog.

You can defrost a large frozen turkey overnight by placing it into a deep sink full of lukewarm (not hot!) water. If you haven't defrosted your turkey yet, there's still time.

Every Democrat in Congress should put out a video saying troops have an obligation to refuse unlawful orders. Make them prosecute all of you. This isn't a close call. I'd add Republicans too if I thought any of them had the courage to actually cross Trump on this.

These dogs know this pancake is for them. However they don’t know that it too hot to eat so they’re giving me the impatient whine and whimper.

Anyone got relatively high-confidence data - CSVs, not just a few dozen screenshots - to back up the X location-accounts scandal? I believe that some fraction of MAGA are overseas... but I want real data.

Just watched NOW YOU SEE ME which I found structurally infuriating on pretty much every level. Did not work at all, left me wanting to take an angry red pen to the script and write SEE ME AFTER CLASS.

"writing code to solve a problem" used to have "understanding the problem" as a prerequisite. but vibecoding allows solution-shaped objects to be produced without any of the hard-won understanding. beware of solution-shaped objects.

Did I just see an ad for men’s 6-in-1 skin care called… particle man??

When I was a kid, visiting my grandma in Florida, I would do this with baby geckos on her porch, walk in and sit down to dinner, and see how long it took the family to notice

The announcer hit the SIX SEVEN so the meme is dead

Mr Podcast Humphrey with the forced fumble at the goal line. Lfgggggg🔥🔥🔥 #RavensFlock 🐦‍⬛

“You may not believe me, but I just had a bald eagle drop a cat through my windshield” www.cnn.com/2025/11/22/u...

Now give me a Wiggins pick six

Coming downstairs in the morning to find that my PC has rebooted overnight is a little irritating. Finding this screen, though, is going to turn me into the Joker. The PC is almost ten years old. I promise you, it's set up the way I want it. I'm FULLY done setting up my PC.

Happy 13th anniversary to the Butt Fumble! Today is its Butt Mitzvah, if you will. youtu.be/82RIfy-gRa4?...

It's my favorite day! It's the 38th anniversary of the Max Headroom signal broadcast intrusion! 1st incident lasted 25s during the 9PM news on WGN-TV in Chicago; The 2nd, 2hrs later, lasted ~90s on PBS affiliate WTTW during Dr. Who. You can watch it here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqge...

Now I been to Booker and I been to Micanopy I been to St. Louis too I been all around the world I been over to your house And you've been over sometimes to my house I slept in your treehouse My middle name is Earl

Anyway, voting is open through Dec 1 here: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

Snitches are how 99% of FBI cases work, or someone talking when they shouldn't. It's almost never breaking encryption. So, keep using signal because its the best option we have. Do not switch to telegram which is DEMONSTRABLY less secure.

I'm going to have to totally rewrite this section now, but yes, this outcome was ... maybe not *predictable*, but *unsurprising*, once you realize how these things are wired up.

This is my drug.