"This all stahted way back in 872 when the king of Nahway, who was a real shit prick but a wicked good scrappah, was pickin’ fights all up n’ down the coast like he fuckin’ owned the place."

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Bears should have gone for two while the Rams defense was gassed and shocked by that play. Show FB dive and have Williams naked boot around the perimeter. 18-17, Bears go to Seattle (and fight the Seahawks for a salmon or something).

Stroud looks rattled, a lot like Vrabel’s Titans got to Lamar a few years ago in the WC.

Also: The Minnesota Historical Society has this flag but *doesn’t keep it on display,* because it’s, you know, a confederate flag and that’s gross. So deeply Minnesotan. “We humiliated our opponent but the real prize is that we refuse to display the trophy. They know we have it.”

This is who voted against establishing DHS

We create this account and a few days later worlds collide

oh god we were so close to a walk-off safety

The god who fills oceans does not smile upon the men who can't play special teams Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

You also can't poll your way to leadership. Anchor yourselves in your values and don't waver when the RW media sledgehammer starts swinging. If a politician is just an actor for some consultant's script, voters will be too busy critiquing the performance to listen to the policy.

Greyhound Dog started Super Zoomies at the Dog Park😀 #FridayFun

We're reaching new levels of bed technology

Ziggy says hi 🥰

The board that answers to shareholders should be firing executives based on going “all-in” on LLM chatbots for customer service. They’re in charge and it’s their job to solicit expert opinions; the experts were clear, public, and loud. This was not an error - they decided they knew better.

it’s just impossible to imagine sometimes how we ever build back trust in some of these basic foundational things, like the idea that the DOJ’s client is the people and they’re not Donald Trump’s personal revenge lawyers

Veronica Mars dropped on Netflix as of ten minutes ago. I'm going to start the pilot to see if we get the longer dvd version or the shortened one that was on Hulu for years.

block and move on

Putin has one of Belichick’s SB rings. Asked to look at it for a moment and then just kept it. Pickpocket mafia shit.

That's wildly incorrect. They are "flipping" their middle fingers, or "waving" their middle fingers, but when you flip someone off you show them the back of the finger; traditionally it points upward in a plane perpendicular to the line between you and them. Like this 🖕🖕

Bayside, Virginia Pop: 273 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bayside,_Virginia Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=94201744 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=60970842 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=36647188

We should all send our childhood participation trophies and random stupid medals for 6th place T-ball to: Attn: The Littlest Middle Finger Boy Who was Never Loved 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW Washington D.C 20500

“Fuck you, get off my property,” should be the default for ICE thinking they can use a hotel, restaurant or a bathroom anywhere in Minnesota

I think warrantless arrests are anti-American

“Outside agitators” is how police tell you “that’s not your community out there” so it’s easier for you to stay home and excuse their excesses. But the folks at the Lutheran supper this weekend will see each other; they already know that it IS their community.

14 hrs working on art today

I say shit like "groovy" when I'm at work.

Big news story this morning in college basketball. From the indictment: Fixers conspired with "more than 39 players on more than 17 NCAA Division I men's basketball teams ... fixed and attempted to fix more than 29 games" in 2023-24 and 2024-25 seasons. All players at the mid-/low-major level.

Even if we stipulate that the President did hear this from a person -- and I am not, I am leaving room for "he just made that shit up" -- I definitely do not trust his judgment to decide what constitutes an authoritative & trustworthy source.

Every once in a while I remember my South-Park-infected pub trivia mate who insisted, during the 2020 Presidential campaign that "both sides were equally bad" and gave me an eye-roll when I said "No, Donald Trump is uniquely dangerous to the republic!" Like how dare I feel passionately.

John Harbaugh Greg Roman Anthony Weaver ...are getting the band back together ...and coming to YOUR franchise ...to give YOUR quarterback ...moderate amounts of ephemeral success

End of an era

Breaking news: Mike Tomlin is stepping down as coach of the Pittsburgh Steelers after 19 seasons. The move comes after a 30-6 loss to the Houston Texans in the opening round of the playoffs. He is expected to consider offers to work in broadcasting.

There have been 283 instances where an NFL QB had 20+ pass attempts in a playoff game since 2013, per @trumedia.bsky.social. Aaron Rodgers' game tonight against the Texans ranks 283rd in dropback success rate (21.2%) and EPA per dropback (-.76).

The Jason Statham movie looks fun and predictable (and fun)

four fictional characters whose first name turns out to be Henry: Dr. Jekyll (Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde) Indiana Jones (Raiders of the Lost Ark) Case (Neuromancer) The Alien (Alien)

Counterpoint: both of Rahm Emanuel’s voters helped write this piece, and nobody else who comes to know him would ever vote for him. Since he can’t get any votes he’s just running a vanity campaign.

PHI’s RB getting tackled before he reaches his OL on multiple first downs should change the play calling

🌧️🌧️🌧️ www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBFh...

Slightly diminish a band: - Minivan Halen - 9,784 Maniacs - The Georgia Suborbital Sounding Rockets - Tinnitus Leppard - Squinting Melon - Please Hurry - B.B. Regent - Blues Staycation - Tom Petty and the Regrettable Exes - Ben Folds Actually Only Three Of Them

I don’t know that I am ever going to get over Indiana turning teams like Alabama and Oregon into mulch

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Was thinking about marching in the streets to protest. Seems like a lot of work. But now I'm seeing this stuff from Iran, and apparently if enough of us go out there, the government will turn off the internet? So, I'm calling on each one of