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Fisting masterclass at @darklandsfest.bsky.social was an absolute success! Thank you @pupthrasher.bsky.social and Pup Jake for the assist as we demoed a chariot scene 😈👊🏽 You had to be in the room to see it!

Trust we will discuss Michael Waltrip shouting out twinks on the Truck broadcast on our next episode

You’re never too experienced to learn a new trick or go to a class. Excited to support @boypoke.bsky.social as he demo bottoms for Black Rose’s Fisting 101 tonight

Seeing a Colin Fraser jersey at this Admirals game and very thankful I don’t have cash to say “EXCISE ME DEAR sir…”

When your flight is going out of the B8(r) gate and the bathrooms are spacious…

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*begins playing Do you Want to Build a Snowman on piano* Do you wanna fist my butthole?

Ethyl chloride is a neurotoxin. A singular use could lead to random muscle spasms that could make it impossible to expel the heavier than air gas from your lungs making you drown on dry land. Drowning is a ghastly way to die, I’m done being nice to the other side. Just don’t fucking use it

Hey MAL, come breed my friend tonight!!! He’s a certified good boy who deserves way more loads

At MAL? Feel free to help me keep running up the score 😈👊🏻

See you tonight @ @tradebardc.bsky.social

Prep for MAL can be quite FFun especially when the closer is a @friendlytoys.ca Triple Pounder+ 🤤😈

Mage: i command primal cosmic forces blah blah blah Monk: okay… FISTAGA!!!

Come hang out with @thedcbol.bsky.social at the District Eagle this Thursday at 7!

Very wooooFF much drool over both my brothers

Time for A Very Poly Hawks Game *loads Sniffies*

Final Numbers for 2025 have me singing like a Jib Jab W Bush. In all seriousness, I’m glad to still be here and looking forward to another year with @nfkhole.bsky.social, @katothemutant.bsky.social, my handler, and all my friends. Here’s hoping 2-0-2-6 brings a few more brighter daaaaays (hehe)

2025 was a year: - 3 near death experiences survived - PTSD Under Control Again - Fell in Love (again) - 31 new Fisting Tops Trained - Started Teaching formal Classes - 203 Fisting Scenes; 29 Rounds of Doubles (as of this post)

Oh man, just had a fucking lovely time getting all piggy with @pntreasures.bsky.social Crazy ffun things and got to actually reallllly get wild with his pussy with my #FFratBro on a team effort triples, elbows and feet. Tripes where we debated if we should be doing quadruples 🤪

Let’s FFucking go!!!!

Come to the Mid Atlantic for some truly exceptionally deranged fisting, stay for the people

When you ask for ketchup and the waitress brings a distracting bottle…

Hey you, the Red Hanky Social at #MAL2026 will take place from 2-3:30pm on Sat, Jan 17 in the Hyatt Lobby This social is open to all #FF skill levels! Come chat & cruise; you meet someone to have some private #FFun elsewhere 😈👊 #FistFuck #GayFF #fisting #gayfisting #gayfist

You know it’s been a fun start to the drive when you start warming your tires up in traffic 🤣

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Think this might work here ;)

Why are you polyamorous? Wrong Answers Only: After 10 Years of being married to a Red Wings fan, I needed another Blackhawks fan in my life. And I love them both 💚💜❤️

Quote the post with your best brief pic please and thank you 😉

Tonight is a retirement night for my original piece of leather: my purple jacket. I can think of no more fitting rhyme than tonight. It debuted at the DC Eagle on a pup night for MAKK and it will be retired at The District Eagle at @tailwags.dog Unleashed. Goodbye old friend and see y’all tonight!

I mean who doesn’t love a hockey butt? 🍑🏒

About 14.5 inches down on my new @friendlytoys.ca Ruler 35. I think I can get the whole thing on my back. 🤯

Always happy to commit to the bit for @thedcbol.bsky.social. Want to get to know us better? Come say hi, we don’t bite unless you flag houndstooth and ask nicely 😈

Ordered! And now to twiddle my thumbs until this arrives 🥺

You ever seen a dog READ?? *Holds book upside down*

Went for a train ride today with @tailwags.dog

Made it!! Day 38 and time to unlock

Relaxing before Maryland Leather Weekend. Opening party is tonight and I’m just counting the hours until there’s a special pup under my arm 💜❤️

Heading to Unleashed tonight in DC! Feel free to say hi and maybe lend a paw to a good locked boy

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We did it Joe! Day 31 of #Locktober and I’m not done yet!

Hello Chicago 😈

And away we go for MIR!

To commemorate the midway point of #Locktober, and to quote the second worst coach in Chicago Bears history “who says the second half has to be a death march?”

… I recommend NOT uploading your ID to verify you’re an adult, and then spilling all your kinks into a database; but that’s just me? 🤷🏻‍♂️

Day 14 #Locktober