9 Champions. 1 acceptable preamble to all answers. Who will win? 💥 The first episode of the Tournament of Champions airs May 26th!

Decided to rewatch Gundam Wing for the first time in 25 years. Gotta say my media literacy was absolute shit back then. This show is great.

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

I played @allwillfallgame.bsky.social during nextfest and loved it, so I bought it when it launched a couple weeks ago. The game was in a rough state, but still lots of fun HOWEVER, the dev team has been absolutely killing it.

but i was assured by people who hate this app it was because of vibe coding

Me to 3yo: What do you want for your birthday party theme? 3yo: “Poopoo & peepee theme! We can get apple juice for the pee, so a skeleton pees and you drink the skeleton pee but it’s okay because it’s juice” Me: ..K I was thinking like “dinosaurs” but let’s put a pin in “piss fountain of the dead”

VERY COOL bundle alert

this is like when people's EGM subscriptions were replaced with Maxim

There is a divide between the public-facing Poilievre, and the version he puts out on online spaces like X. Reporters should really try to get Poilievre on the record about this stuff. Ask him if he supports mandatory sex-testing for female athletes in Canada. Make him explain it on mic.

Still surprised in the evolution of how annual taxes has changed from when I first filled them out in like 2002 or whatever. Back then it was a ton of slips of paper manually typing and math with checking stuff. Now I can spend an hour typing numbers into matching boxes, click submit and it's done.

formal proposal of a replacement for the vince mcmahon meme format

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

been feeling kinda stressed lately so I made a little prototype is this anything

Absolutely wild that when searching "friendship is not transitive" for sources that I'd be get a link to IsoC++ that, despite being for C++ code, it absolutely applicable to human social dynamics as well: isocpp.org/wiki/faq/fri...

I had a fucking wild chain of dreams last night. Each one I was shifting to a parallel universe where I was taking the place of myself but the copy of myself I was inhabiting had made different choices. Like, I knew everything about a childhood friend but that person had never met me.

We've had a lot of fun over here at Dresden Codak, but I still think this is the funniest line I've ever written.

That's rookie numbers. With our help, Discord can pump that number up to 1,000,000 or more.

NORTHERNLION IS PLAYING BABY TRADING SIMULATOR YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH www.twitch.tv/northernlion

I once wrote a VERY silly HADES miniseries (based on the Disney villain/Greek god of the same name). Now it's part of a Kickstarter campaign to get the Deluxe Graphic Treatment. Don't miss your chance for the goofiest Deluxe Graphic Novel you might ever see! www.kickstarter.com/projects/dyn...

I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.

i so wonder what this coyote felt and thought as it looked at alcatraz from the shore

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

So, after the kids moving out on Saturday, being out for 4 days, my ex got laid off this morning and the kids are back here full time until they can find a new job. Wheeeeee

Went for a walk to clear my head and hug my kids after school. Was not successful and I'm now furious.

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ChatGPT: The Handjob Where Nobody Cums™

NEW: At least four videos show what really happened when ICE shot a woman in Minneapolis on Wednesday. DHS has established itself as an agency that cannot be trusted to live in or present reality. Our latest:

How was your break? Oh it was great!

The Beaverton's DUMB WEEK cannot be stopped!

I really want to flesh out my meta-setting for TTRPGs. I love the idea of the party as a group of nomadic strangers where the world knows what they are but never who they are. Even more so: the idea that the scale of setting is so vast that within the geometry of the universe other settings exist.

cool cool cool my mom found estranged parent facebook

the robot also doubling over as if it kicked itself in the balls too makes this ten times funnier

I have an urge to create a whiplash playlist. A collection of my favourite songs where each is a non sequitur from the previous.

Glad I decided to postpone a new computer, new phone, and new car. Next few months are probably going to be expensive but I'm going to use this as an opportunity to make both kids really happy.

why bother getting up in the morning anymore

Those new to Bsky need to be made aware of one of the greatest skeets ever, deleted long before its time.

The only way this would ever be even remotely acceptable would be if they shut down all their drone production lines, retired the weapons, and used the scrap to produce the products. This is beyond abhorrent and it makes me glad that I hadn't purchased one.

Dammit, I wish so much that @davekellett.bsky.social had the time and resources to update Drive daily. Maybe there's a chance all the finished books will fall through a singularity and I can read them instead of working? It's SO good

pour some estrogen in that can of petrol turn arson into ardaughter

greatest mural ever? it's in the running

Why We're Boycotting Xbox: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ybj1...