cool cool cool my mom found estranged parent facebook

the robot also doubling over as if it kicked itself in the balls too makes this ten times funnier

I have an urge to create a whiplash playlist. A collection of my favourite songs where each is a non sequitur from the previous.

Glad I decided to postpone a new computer, new phone, and new car. Next few months are probably going to be expensive but I'm going to use this as an opportunity to make both kids really happy.

why bother getting up in the morning anymore

Those new to Bsky need to be made aware of one of the greatest skeets ever, deleted long before its time.

The only way this would ever be even remotely acceptable would be if they shut down all their drone production lines, retired the weapons, and used the scrap to produce the products. This is beyond abhorrent and it makes me glad that I hadn't purchased one.

Dammit, I wish so much that @davekellett.bsky.social had the time and resources to update Drive daily. Maybe there's a chance all the finished books will fall through a singularity and I can read them instead of working? It's SO good

pour some estrogen in that can of petrol turn arson into ardaughter

greatest mural ever? it's in the running

Why We're Boycotting Xbox: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ybj1...

Had a thought a while ago: If you had to pick one game to play for the rest of your life, but got to download the final version immediately with all patches and DLC that will ever be released in the future, which would you pick?

A movie is a Christmas movie if and only if it would feel weird to watch it without a Christmas tree in your peripheral vision. Otherwise it's just a sparkling holiday movie.

A bunch of stuff that's been going on in my life over the past week provoked me to revisit the concept of an emotional affair. I've been accused of having them in the past by former partners, but it feels like one of those things that someone drops but I want to know the history.

Ugh, using copilot to enhance coding skills is like buying a knife sharpener at the dollar store.

Guess I'm going to spend the day with a little grey cloud over my brain. Wonder if there's any good new music to distract me.

We have a “poverty trap” and it’s driving the destruction of social cohesion. The “poverty line” is’t 35,000, it’s $150,000, and making more than one, and less than the other is worse than being “poor”. Which is why the rage. www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...

Just sitting at my desk listening to Une Vie A T'aimer and crying along. How's your Friday going?

Crying and sobbing and singing and tapping a small bell 🔔 🐛 🥹 I need 20 of these, for my mental health you see echossecret.com/products/she...

Determined something fun and exciting this past week. I may be sleepy in the middle of the day, but I'm not tired. Not falling asleep is very hard, but if I do it fucks up that night of sleep and potentially several subsequent days.

I've been reviving my PS5 controllers pretty regularly to deal with candy and dirt and drift. Decided to buy a conductive pen today. Hopefully $20 there will save one of the broken dpads.

squash has a butt.

Data modelling is an incredibly powerful and useful software tool (unlike blockchains where I still haven't seen any value). I wish it'd stop being treated like a universal tool though. You wouldn't use a scalpel to cut down a tree or a spoon to dig a swimming pool.

More than a little surprised to see the newly tabled Federal Budget setting aside $3.8 million to "gettin' bizzzzaaaayyyyy". Be interesting to see what qualifies.

I don't hate this. I also don't particularly like it. My opinions would be different if the world was in a better state, but with where we are? It's fine, I guess.

Kids got their first experience with monopoly tonight. (They both got angry and frustrated and then lost because the dice didn't land in their favour.)

GOOD NEWS CHAT!! I CAN FINALLY SHUT UP!! Y'all officially got me past the 1k sub count!! Thank you SO SO much to everyone who has been pushing to make this happen ❤️ The ridiculous amount of support means a lot to me www.youtube.com/@ashiirosee

Getting caught eating the honey would fix me.

We're getting SO CLOSE y'all! 36 away!! Huge thank you to everyone who's been supporting this push for full YT monetization ❤️ www.youtube.com/@ashiirosee

if you see this post, your actions are: - if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this - if you don't have a spare buck, just repost your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive

I first saw Death Trash on RockPaperShotgun in October 2015. It's been 10 years, but it's been constantly getting closer. Really looking forward to it, even if it takes another 10 years to complete.

I put a good amount of time into Bounty Star. It is so close to what I want from a mech game, except it feels like it needs some tuning on the pacing and balance. At the beginning I found myself going to sleep multiple times until a new mission would appear and missions were quite hectic.

important note from libcrusher:

It's dad simulator day! We're jumping into Silent Hill, the first game I ever beat on stream almost 6 years ago! www.twitch.tv/ashiirosee

@patrickklepek.bsky.social Make sure to check out Motorslice in Nextfest. Seems like your kind of game.

Since the French edition of my memoir comes out today, seems an ideal time to explain why "resilience is futile" is not just the snappy title of my book but the conclusion of my academic research and the overall theme of my life and those of other survivors :

In the mood to collapse in on myself like a dying star

A friend travelled to the US for a wedding. Haven't heard from her since she left Toronto on Thursday. Really hope she's just having a good time.

I've slept for more than 25 hours in the last 2 days and am still exhausted. I'm sure this is cool and good and great.

the Command & Conquer series is 30 years old today we so have an excuse to share this iconic moment with Tim Curry

we made a PG version of the new Wolverine trailer for anyone squeamish, you're welcome #WolverinePS5

Hey @fangamer.com, when making stuffies for Silksong, please consider this as inspiration:

It’s time to wake up — if you aren’t using ChatGPT to optimize your work (and your life!) you’re getting left behind. Watch this for 5 simple, lesser-known ChatGPT prompts that geniuses use! youtu.be/IS65dBNlng8

honey, what's wrong, you've hardly touched your festive fall gendered butt wipes

Wondering if a streamer would appreciate hearing their streams is actively causing me distress to engage with their content, even just lurking? (Nobody that's following me)

Well fuck, I was hoping to maybe replace my pc some time in the next year or two. Instead I've now had one of my ssds die by deenumerating entirely randomly. Not a fan. Though maybe just a replacement drive?

ah hell its bandcamp friday once again. so it seems. i haven’t released much new music this year but the old stuff is Pretty Neat! this is what the critics all said

Canadians! There is a petition to sign to protest Mastercard and Visa's control over the purchase of legal adult content. This is specifically about the Steam & itchio situation, but language protects adult creators. www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en... #nsfw #censorship #canpoli @acvalens.net

I LIVED YOU CAN'T STOP ME!