Procrastination? Don’t get me started.

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY BUCKAROOS

*pterodactyl screeches* morning

This is just astonishingly great reporting. All of the crises the White House has claimed over the last 14 months were planned in advance. All of them. And however much contempt you have for media outlets who reverently relayed Trump's claim to have no relation to Project 2025, it isn't enough.

shoutout to my wired earpods which survived the washer and dryer (2026)

The belief in trans rights entering the median voters body as Trump makes gas cost $8/gallon

it is kinda amusing that when my youtube music mix gets stuck and keeps playing the same song over and over, it picks this song in particular www.youtube.com/watch?v=zug1...

move slow and repair things

also pleased to inform you i made this for your studying or chilling or vibing or

new video on Nebula, public soon nebula.tv/videos/innue...

This delivery driver throws treats to all the dogs on his route to see if they can catch. Spoiler alert: some of them definitely cannot. Still 13/10 for all (TT: jezzyvi)

new mcmansion hell to cleanse the horrors: mcmansionhell.com/post/8099372...

alright, time to see what crimes against humanity happened last night

we all cookin on teh hot dog rollers of time

Fall of Rome shit

This is a graph of the death of US science.

Never forget: 8 years ago a random person on Craigslist wrote the most effective ad for the Toyota Corolla, ever.

i see we’re going to the same place. would you like to share a hand basket?

"bluesky is dying" nobody cares. true posters will write "my dog a chonky boi" or "fuck Matt Yglesias" on a torn rag, stuff it in a bottle, and throw it into the ocean

there should be a firefox extension that adds the "The Roottrees are Dead" notes interface to the web. I wanna be able to select some text and hit "add to notes" and it places the snippet in there with a link to the source page

Gm, who's up ready for a pup cup?

Currently tearing my hair out because I adopted an urgent rent need for a family that needs to pay $3050 RIGHT MEOW to stay out of eviction court and then I got an urgent request from another rent fund and there’s $320 left in my Venmo account. So much need and I wish I could be everywhere at once 😭

It’s that time again.

this is the meme. sherry is based af

over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes

I need an Olympic Curler to come and clean my kitchen floor

They should've given Martin Short some sort of special Oscar for just the facial expressions he makes in this scene. bsky.app/profile/benc...

i sent you a 6-digit multi-factor authentication code, please respond.

do you guys eat your popcorn by pretending you’re a lizard and only using your tongue, or the wrong way?

Fact-checking the Bad Bunny halftime show

Japanese folklore figure "Kuchisake-onna"

i need an emotional support perogi

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i love dns it always works great for me 👄✨ video was created by the luminary genius @citiesbydiana.bsky.social 🌆

📣📣📣 TONIGHT!! 7pm George Howard Building in Ellicott City. ICE is trying to open another facility in MD, this time in Elkridge. Come out to EC and tell them we want #iceout of our neighborhoods.

Fans Explain Why They Love K-Pop

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Federal judge has ordered the release of Liam Ramos (the bunny hat boy) and his father. A brief and rather remarkable order. Clearly written to be shared widely, so please do. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

The new numbers icon may as well be a big middle finger. The old app constantly tells you to delete itself and get the new app. The new app is full of up sell prompts for the subscription anytime you try to use feature that requires it (which of course you can't tell before hand). Fuck off Apple.

Oh thank goodness. Now I can finally do my daily subroutines without waiting for it to circulate. The modern world!

I didn't ask to be literate, this is bullshit!

every epstein commentary is these immensely rich/powerful/influential people raving about what a genius epstein was, and every one of his emails is just “helo, my name jomfrie”

a Return of the Obra Dinn-alike releasing right now could do a lot of good for the mental health of ND people

I don't think the reviewer liked the movie …

AMC Unveils ‘The Moment’ Commemorative Poppers Bucket

@404media.co @jasonkoebler.bsky.social I'm sure someone's already told you but the url from the first page of zine linking to 404media.co/icezine is currently 404'd on your website (lol)