I could watch this for hours, and I'm just talking about this one video clip. The actual event? Straight into my veins

They’re saying that RFK and Vance’s eternal fart clouds are taking out a dozen interns a week and no, they are NOT allowed to wear masks

"Tell Jabba I'll get him his money..."

Don’t let the perfect be the enemy of the good! Let my favourite nominally centre left politician who obviously hates minorities be the enemy of the good instead!

Remember this scene the next time a corporate reporter tries to insist that a rural diner full of white men in their 60s is somehow a more authentically "American" place, somehow more representative of who we are as a nation.

The most KAT thing of all time — he was holding up the walkway off the court because he wanted to share the trophy with Knicks fans, so he stopped and leaned into the stands to let a bunch of them touch it. They reacted like it was the best moment of their lives.

My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com

these assholes didn't deserve this many words written about them

I just—like, sure, being a trillionaire is cool I guess but what’s it all for if you haven’t even seen the wreckage of the titanic firsthand

What are we even “saving the republic” for, if this is the kind of man we have to elevate to do it? It’s kind of ironic; Platnerites love to say there is no difference between Democrats and Republicans, and they’re working desperately to make those statements retroactively true.

Yet another Platner ex - this time a leftist who he didn’t tell he was already engaged - describes him having known that his Nazi tattoo was a Totenkopf long before running for office, corroborated by her own private texts to her mother about the tattoo before it became public knowledge.

That Knicks game was almost as impressive as the Giants coming back and winning tonight after being down 9-1 in the eighth!

As of today, the Russian invasion of Ukraine has gone on longer than the First World War.

Welp, I’ll be strongly supporting a Democratic takeover of the Senate via North Carolina, Ohio, Alaska, Iowa, and Texas. Maine can go jump in a lake.

Maine Senate poll Graham Platner 51% Susan Collins 49% Janet Mills 52% Susan Collins 48% 242750075.fs1.hubspotusercontent-na2.net/hubfs/242750...

In other frankly ridiculous news from history today, I recommend clicking through to this if only to see THE FALCON SEX HAT

This Pope is fantastic.

Been laughing at this for 45 minutes straight

Nope. Y’all should have hopped off the Platner bus at Nazi tattoo, racism, bigotry, misogyny, antisemitism, and mercenary. This is 100% on y’all. Y’all want to take over the party so bad that you’ve become as bad as MAGAts. You’re willing to tolerate anything to beat real democrats. Own it .

Graham Platner: ‘I Didn’t Know Extramarital Sexting Was A Symbol For Cheating’

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan was released 44 years ago today. It remains the best cinematic adaptation of Moby Dick primarily because it is told from the perspective of the whales.

Ah yes, the "Thdpsssps"

My Dinner With Khan. (The Wrath of Andre also works.)

This weekend, why not share the gift of cinema with your 6-, 5-, or even 4-year-olds? Put on WATERSHIP DOWN, a vivid animated movie children should watch by themselves! Streaming on YouTube

John Carpenter has the correct attitude towards sequels and remakes of his movies.

Democrats should have basic standards for who they support. The goal is to win, but also to improve people’s lives like most Democrats want to. Trump being trash is not validation for people who want to roll around in the gutter because they want that authoritarian garbage but from the left.

No Democratic candidate should ever have to deny being a Nazi. Full stop. Maine votes June 9. Our standards are our strength. We become what we excuse. open.substack.com/pub/thejenni...

I served with lots of Platners. I’ve met him hundreds of times. A lot of y’all are about to look real stupid when the September & October surprises start dropping. Everything so far is the tip of the iceberg. It’s only going to get worse from here. There will be lots of crow on the menu.

BREAKING: the banjo player from Deliverance has withdrawn from President Trump's America 250 Celebration

happy birthday america, i got you the corpse of a 30 year old one hit wonder shuffling around in front of a fight pit next to a giant hole in the ground that used to be the east wing all at the pleasure of an octogenarian rapist with dementia

Dear leftists: let me fix your misappropriation of Niemoller's poem: First Hamas Piker came for Black and Jewish Democrats. So, when he got a subpoena and you demanded that we help him, we said 'screw that racist, Jew-hating, dog-abusing POS.'

I remain deeply upset that Montenegro’s act didn’t make it to the final round of Eurovision. This outrage cannot stand! youtu.be/_Xo12vfHqtk?...

You come to me, on the day of my son's wedding, which I am not attending

There are days when I miss being an editor. I loved writing headlines. Whoever did this, I hope they took the rest of the day off.

Throwing Muses Nick Cave The B-52s Yes Warren Zevon The Grateful Dead Siouxie and the Banshees Neil Young Zap Mama Negativland

Reminder:

This is easily the saddest time in American history. The absolute worst people are systematically destroying the country, and our system is completely failing to stop them.

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Excellent very well-judged piece by Harry. Reflects very badly on politicians that very few (Khan excepted) have said anything as good/clear as this. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Baz Luhrmann’s The Seventh Seal

Needing to win by 4 points nationally to get a bare majority in the House of Representatives due to partisan gerrymandering is (1) unfair, (2) a sign of America’s democratic backsliding, and importantly (3) doable.

On the mound: KILOMETRES 100

AOC is right to say this, and anyone who attacks her for it is wrong. And AOC should under no circumstances be labeled antisemitic.

oh my god

New "this will be in history textbooks about how racist white conservatives were" pic just dropped

I don't think the Whitehouse can fundamentally come to grips with the idea that Iran is going "you bombed us, you killed a lot of people, we are going to refuse to do anything until we've extracted our political price or overwhelming reparations."