If you include the World Cup break in the 2026 MLS schedule, 84% of the full capacity match-weeks line up with the new summer-to-spring calendar they'll start using in 2027. It's essentially the same schedule already.

I think "Matt Turner" is the answer to this. He'd be a power-hitting third-baseman or a combo guard in another slice of the multi-verse. Here he's a super-athletic GK who put up unreal shot-stopping numbers until they tried to overload him with "be a real soccer player" asks and his brain broke.

Just heard re: some ICE agents who raided a Chicago taqueria, then went back to the same taqueria for lunch the following week and got confused when the owner kicked them out, and I realized "jesus these doofuses really do believe we're all living in a video game where the NPCs have no memory"

How I feel about the #MLS schedule change: #NERevs

Media standards: 1) No Democratic scandal on par with Trump-Epstein, so it’d be biased and unfair to five it much attention. 2) Trump wouldn’t be shamed into resigning and his cult of personality wouldn’t abandon him, so Trump-Epstein wasn’t worth pursuing. Way too many think that’s journalism.

Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.

Sheesh zeteo.com/p/senate-dem...

Abolish the Senate. I am absolutely dead serious.

For all the fretting about millennials getting participation trophies at soccer games when we were toddlers, this feel like the same thing but for an elderly boomer

The solution to the male loneliness epidemic is attending a local Democratic Party canvassing event.

I’m really starting to suspect that most of the tech bros haven’t actually read Tolkien, as they certainly don’t understand it. The gentle hobbits save the “hard men” of Gondor, largely through compassion and selflessness. Not the other way around. The Christian parable is barely hidden!

Again, this precise use case is why these systems exist-to proliferate people’s racist (transphobic, misogynistic…) imaginary at scale. This should not be seen as a “misuse” but rather the product being used exactly as intended.

Does anyone remember how The Great Gatsby ended?

Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House. Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity. They are not the same.

The Bruins season in a nutshell

Two Illinois National Guard members speak out: "I won't turn against my neighbors."

Per @chicagotribune.com, the pajama-pants-guy is a former county prosecutor. And he had some things to say. www.chicagotribune.com/2025/10/25/c...

Here are the companies destroying the east wing of the White House

why does every person who plays music on a phone speaker on public transit always have the worst fucking taste in music imaginable

UPDATE: More donors funding the demolition of the East Wing for Trump's $250M ballroom have been identified

I just keep thinking about the first guy to put on the frog costume reading the news today and seeing frogs literally all over the world what a fucking thing, man that 25 year old did more for the country in a week than most of the NYT op-ed section in a lifetime

AI is pulling traffic away from Wikipedia, because we live in the age of enshittification and nothing good can survive.

Boston looks forward to welcoming the world to our beautiful city, the cradle of liberty and city of champions.

If you're an MBA out to revolutionize a sports league, follow the Beer Line Method: go to a game and describe your idea to any five fans in line for concessions, and if they tell you it sucks major ass, buy their beer to say thanks for saving you money on AI match reports or NFT monkeys or whatever

There are reports that the *entire* office of special education at the US Dept of Education has been cut. These hardworking folks ensure kids with disabilities get equal access to a quality education. America’s children deserve better than this.

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

A lot of tech bros who were upset about pronouns want to confer them on their computers now that they’re dating

BREAKING: Our client Mario Guevara, an Emmy-winning journalist detained by ICE in retaliation for livestreaming law enforcement activity, will be deported tomorrow to El Salvador. Mario and his family are being punished for his reporting. This cruelty is meant to stifle our free press.

"Whoever forbids Antifa, wants fascism! Make Antifa Great Again!" - Bayern Munich fans on Friday, right behind the goal, so guaranteed to be in the broadcast worldwide.

A wasted season that was always going to end up this way. Great work @tpinzone343.bsky.social this held up perfectly. Heres to better days ahead

American Auto

got Friday night plans? CANCEL THEM. the 35km racewalk at the world track and field championships are on Peacock

Remember the man by his words.

Guy in front of me in Ashe is actually eating the infamous $100 chicken-nuggets-with-caviar, which I thought was more of a parody than an actual menu item which people bought. We could almost certainly be taxing the rich more. #USOpen

This matters a lot more than his tweets.

I think most of the Left critiques of Abundance are at best naive and at worst misguided but this is not one of them. It sounds like deeply thoughtful work and I look forward to reading the full book.

I sincerely believe Wikipedia is one of humanity’s greatest collective projects and truly fulfills the promise of the internet

@nerevolution.bsky.social Thought Yulle played well out there today, should he start for Polster? Also so frustrating to see them dragging in the final 15 and refuse to use subs. Put some of the kids in and see what happens

okay ryan, but does it raise or lower trump's approval rating among people who sign up to take surveys in a digital ad-testing production system? that is the only question that matters

Actually I swore an oath to uphold the Constitution of the United States with my hand on @bpl.boston.gov’s 1782 edition Aitken Bible—also known as the Bible of the Revolution.

Washington DC’s 700,000+ residents deserve federal representation. DC statehood now.

#nerevs under porter are an imitation of soccer. it looks like soccer sometimes, but there is no animating force to it. its like something wanted to make something that looked like soccer without having played it out understood it. oh my god caleb porter is just chatgpt. #porterout

Not a word about this from Democratic leaders today

#nerevs Red bubble team trying to play Porter Ball out there

They can’t recognize the agency of regular people on the street so they truly believe it was their media coverage, colleges, nonprofits, and politicians who “let” it happen and they’re trying to correct their “mistakes” by purging Black people from public life.

It’s really not appreciated how committed our institutional elites are to making sure there’s never ever another moment like 2020 and the George Floyd protests. They believe this was the lowest point of their lives, they’re embarrassed it happened and they think *they* fueled/started it.

Some more modern US dystopia just hit the inbox: feds watching 7v7 adult soccer leagues in the District

Why is it that MAGA dudes keep talking about the importance of masculinity, but are afraid of basically all our cities at a time when they're safer than ever (if you ignore ICE kidnapping people off the street, that is).