"Is this gonna be LeBron's last game ever, tonight?" Lol. Bitch, no. When he's finally ready, they'll keep him on for a year to do a farewell tour and juice ticket prices

the way some of you all post does not seem particularly partymode

I met a guy one time who said something to the effect of, "Movies keep getting better and better looking, why would I go back and watch old ones?" that was a real walk-into-the-ocean moment for me

podcasts are best consumed while cleaning your kitchen or ignoring slack messages

why would i want to watch a podcast. podcasts are for when you are doing something else

I saw a video of a guy watching Episode 3 with his young daughter and trying to elicit an over the top reaction out of her about Anakin becoming Darth Vader and she didn't really give a shit and it was great

LOL

the fallout analysis from this era is gonna be so entertainingly juicy

using LLMs to do your job is wild. you've taken the most deterministic machine in the world (the computer) and have made it non-deterministic.

sorry but this is funny as hell

this is what the Knicks are doing against the Sixers right now

The 76ers should let people around the arena who want to replace the fans that understandably go home come in and watch the rest of the basketball game.

for once my plane has live TV during NBA playoffs, and naturally the only game that's on is this dog shit blow out between the Sixers and Knicks

Once again milf hunters will be honoring mother's day with the traditional amnesty

Upon reaching adulthood, young men and women take on a totem animal and join the spirit lodge. But increasingly, they are adopting the crab spirit exclusively. Moreover, they have formed their own Crab Society and pride themselves on their freakishly powerful pinching abilities.

more people are saying this

this is a bit, right?

California Sober? No, I’m Italian Celibate

They put one of yours in the hospital, you put out a statement about how disappointed you are. That’s the centrist way.

I'm watching Paw Patrol with my friends' kid, and is this copaganda?

robocop ass newspaper

date: are you a big movie guy? godzilla: guilty

alligator being abducted

this kinda reminds me of the guy on here last year who argued that his ADHD was too debilitating for him to add alt text to his images. really gotta appreciate the hustle of using disabilities as an excuse to act like a shittier person

when researching scenarios for a fictional World War Three in his 2006 movie Southland Tales, Richard Kelly landed on a big one:

I've never seen the definition of a word stretched so fucking broadly as "cease-fire" has been this past month

I'm so tired but I have so many more hours to go. Do they make methylphenidate vapes yet?

POSTER: Reminder [esoteric fact about something only five people on this platform knew] ME: *slaps head* How could I have forgotten?

saw some pretty cool stuff at the Museum of Pop Culture last night

speaking of webcomics I still think this Hark A Vagrant panel is like. the single funniest image of all time

thinking about a professor I had, maybe the kindest and most easygoing person I’ve ever met, coming back from a faculty lunch with john roberts and sighing “christ what an asshole”

maybe planning a "virtual escape room" that involves all of the teams to migrate S3 buckets over convention center WiFi was a bit of an oversight

a sobering reminder of the type of country I live in is when someone posts a beautiful photo of a weather phenomenon on Instagram, and the first 20 comments are something like, "Proof that God is out there and his world is beautiful," each with 5000 likes

I'm on a work trip, and I'm always weirded out by how many people mention being excited or relieved to get away from their spouses for a few days. I know that time away from one another is good, but do you really revel in it?

Most skilled political orator of my lifetime and this is the trash he comes up with. The problem is establishment Dems like your boy Plain Speakin Joe shirked their most important duty, defending the country against all enemies foreign and domestic. That's why we're here.

my wife made a tetanus shot joke to the guy working on our well yesterday, and the mood immediately chilled as he said, "We don't put dead animal fetuses into our bodies." I had to look up what the fuck he was talking about, but it's an anti-vax thing? the guy has two younger kids and a toddler

I subscribed to my first substack ever recently, and I was not prepared for the home feed where they pedal all kinds of related newsletters

That was a pretty harsh reaction to how I treated you so I’m the victim now

every day the past 10 years

the guy next to me on this plane has death breath. If you don't floss and use mouthwash, people can tell. Don't be this way, my friends

if you want to know how easy it can be to hack people, I just called a Marriott hotel, told them my name, and they gave me a confirmation number that I can plug into their app that opens my hotel door. No ID check, just a name and date

honestly, Sinners. It's got a lot of cool elements and so much rich potential, but it's a mess of a film. I'm happy Coogler made a bazillion dollars so he can make more movies, but I was surprised how many people seemed to not notice the problems in it

I can think of one thing that would get a lot of people off of them

IT’S STAR WARS DAY SO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

I would pay a decent chunk of change for a physical edition of the complete Achewood series