I need to know how much of a bag MLS threw to Issae Rae

god bless these two teams, they have decided to say fuck off to a cagey championship game

🇧🇷 Sources: Orlando City finalizing a deal to sign Brazilian defensive midfielder Luis Otávio from Internacional. Otávio, 18, already has 27 first team apps for Internacional in Brazil. Highly rated d-mid. U-22 Initiative deal.

“How could you build your roster in such a way that you give 4,400 minutes to Sebastien Ibeagha and Lalas Abubakar?!”

Just calmly, casually planning to murder an innocent man for contempt of cop.

Sources: MLS has drastically scaled back its hiring policy around front office and coaching positions. The league has eliminated its minority interview requirements and many of the enforcement mechanisms surrounding those mandates. More details here. www.espn.com/soccer/story...

It's wild that Red Bull has to apologize to Yuki nearly every week and he still has to worry about his job

What a message from both sets of players to start the USL Championship Final, wearing t-shirts that say: "USL HQ: PRO REL? TRY PRO STANDARDS FIRST" Major statement made from the USL Players Association.

BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene has announced she is stepping down from Congress on Jan 5, 2026

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Expecting big things from Abby Hustler

Turns out charisma goes a long way in politics!

Will the logic of MLS's calendar change match the reality of what actually happens after 2027? 📝 for @fotmob.com

Andrew Farrell has re-signed with the Revs

free malunda

Maine Soccer Player Detained By ICE www.theblazingmusket.com/p/maine-socc...

My thoughts in video form

If you include the World Cup break in the 2026 MLS schedule, 84% of the full capacity match-weeks line up with the new summer-to-spring calendar they'll start using in 2027. It's essentially the same schedule already.

I have so many thoughts on this schedule

Wondering how many hints the Revolution schedule might have for the Legacy schedule. Not sure how much they want to avoid double matchweek weekends in Gillette, don’t know how much artificial turf affects that. Do Sounders & Reign share Home game weekends a lot?

US Legends Assure Travelling Soccer Fans That World Cup 2026 Will Be Safe As Long As You Don't Look Mexican, Aren't Too Ethnic, Aren't From Haiti And Are Very Wealthy www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2025...

Brazilian soccer games can not be play in the afternoon this is the most chaotic game ever

We live in the worst timeline

GET CASSIO OFF MY TEAM

He had The Not-So-Great State of Wokensas RIGHT THERE. He's really slipping.

It's a good thing President Obama killed Osama Bin Laden because otherwise Trump would be inviting him to the White House for some goddamn hors d'oeuvres

If we eliminate the first two since neither are “a city” I guess Seattle is actually the best women’s sports city. www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...

BREAKING: The US BLS (Bureau of Labor Statistics) says it won't publish the October jobs report

GOATS of what? Paying hush money?

Apologies to Gio Reyna 😳 USMNT Live Reaction Pod w/ @mattdoyle.bsky.social is out now!

Our last roster of 2025 ✨ ℹ️ ussoc.cr/328682

Are we just letting Serena Williams slide here

Messi and Ronaldo, in the span of 2 weeks ...

USMNT head coach Mauricio Pochettino on players missing today: "I don't want to start negative (but) 'no regular players'. What does that mean? ... It's so disrespectful." Credits the squad, the pool, says "this is the United States national team" when asked on players missing

Seems like something you should have thought of ahead of time

CURAÇAO BECOME THE SMALLEST NATION TO EVER QUALIFY FOR THE WORLD CUP 🫡🇨🇼 THE ISLAND NATION ONLY HAVE A POPULATION OF APPROXIMATELY 160,000 🤯

HAITI ARE INTO THEIR FIRST WORLD CUP IN HALF A CENTURY ❤️

John Tolkin must be so relieved the World Cup is in the United States instead of one of those countries out by the edge

Hmmmm

Let’s collectively agree to just not go back to Christian Pulisic on set piece duty, ok?

See what happens when the USMNT starts playing their European-based players <checks notes>. Nevertheless…

Revs please fulfill my Cruzeiro dreams

You had to know Sebastian Berhalter wasn’t going to let Gio steal the limelight.

This is an atomic bomb. Every paragraph you read you think ‘wow what a terrible guy.’ And then there’s another paragraph. And another. And another. You would think in 2025 this behavior wouldn’t be tolerated or covered up. Tanner was doing this for YEARS. Incredible work by Pablo.

Andy Robertson (BBC): "I've been in bits. I couldn't get my mate Diogo Jota out of my head today. We spoke so much together about the World Cup. We always discussed what it would be like going to this World Cup. I know he'll be somewhere smiling over me tonight." 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Woah

Once again we used to be a society

Sources: San Diego FC trigger the trade option to sign on-loan USYNT fullback Oscar Verhoeven from San Jose Earthquakes. $350k GAM w/ no add-ons, I'm told. Verhoeven, 19, played 1,000+ mins before getting injured. Had started 10 straight games before injury.

Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."

Cristiano Ronaldo is at the White House today, a WH official confirms to @theathletic.com. It's his first known appearance in the U.S. since 2014 — and since he was publicly accused of raping a woman in 2009 in Las Vegas. More w/ @adamcrafton.bsky.social: www.nytimes.com/athletic/681...