I often get videos targeted at me that are like "The Africa The Media Won't Show You" and it's say some guy's trip to Addis Ababa. I'm pretty sure that the fact there are busses and high rise apartments isn't secret knowledge

I cannot believe I am stuck working when I could be outside right now leveling our front yard with the curb so we can spread the 10 tons of gravel sitting in our driveway

I hate the phrase 'understood the assignment.'

There will be no “space colonization”. It should be opposed because it’s a death cult. Human physiology cannot tolerate extended exposure to microgravity and cosmic radiation over the lifespan. There will doubtlessly be gruesome problems with development and reproduction.

Ok fine I admit it. I'm backing the M23 rebels

I think we can cool it on protein for a while. Everyone’s getting enough. Let’s all calm down

Paused MAD MEN while Ted Chaough’s partner was in the hospital and the HBO Max interstitial ad made it look like his dying wish was for a Whopper.

I say this as someone who writes 15,000 to 20,000 words a week: skill issue. It takes practice to write! You need to write more! Writing make you think better! More word do better thought! Then think more good thought and word better!

I enjoy ‘flying under the radar’ in all aspects of my life

I'm really loving how fucking stupid everyone is now. 'Oh wow, I invented mixing protein in a bowl with rice, it's the hot new trend!' It must be so fun to not be aware of the world five feet away from your dumb face

secondly, these guys are unwittingly(?) making the most convincing argument for AI to date. could a machine statistically putting together plausible-sounding answers to questions run the country better than these people? the fact that this is not clear one way or the other is worrying

Amanda "Plan-a-Canal" Panama

🛏️🪽

Haha

Ficus

🎵the world is a vampire / im gonna ride it all night long 🎵

GOALS

Breaking: TV star Pamela Anderson marries rocker Tommy Lee

The pump, once a source of great pleasure for Americans, has of late begun dispensing something else entirely

I’m in the most interminable waiting room filled with 200 dying boomers and one of them has not stopped talking in the most annoying croaking monotone voice for 20 mins. just one unbroken stream of consciousness mumble

Because they are imaginary things from a children's storybook

Mild forces Sure could drag me away

This fit

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" "Chat, we were based, and chopped"

In these trying times it's important to remember I am in no way responsible for any of the bad stuff

What if God *were one of us

(Colonel Kurtz) the content...the content!

I‘m on a work call with someone who sounds like they’re wearing a Cinco Face Time Party Snoozer

My dinner with Alanis

When I was a young girl they told me I could be anything I wanted to be. I said I wanted to lead disruption in healthcare delivery using technology driven solutions.

When I die I want my data donated to science

I will still be paying the tariffs in protest of the Supreme Court! Who is with me?

oh my god I think I just ate a microplastic

Don't blind anyone in a racially motivated assault

Generate podcast? Yeah Adobe Reader, let's riff on this IT purchase order for a couple hours

So it's stupid to say people need to PREPARE in the absence of any industry specificity. What do you mean, they should use all the dogshit shoehorned-in tools that aren't going to be practically useful but could potentially cause harm? Or what? People can just wait and see what happens. Shut tf up!

Got a call from a white pup we used to be real close Said he couldn’t go on in the Labrador way

What if we made the entire political, business, and entertainment world out of Pitcairn Island

listening to Brandlynn Birchman's "Not Like Other Girls (I Drink Beer)" ft. AI Alan Jackson while I assess the gated tennis court for tactical threats

This is the worst Toyotathon of my lifetime.

God I want to go here so bad

Hearing Phil Collins at the grocery store… one of civilization’s foundational experiences

We have been married for 13 years

My apes need their slurp juice

will you accept??

I will never forgive the Sudanese people for letting those two warring maniacs rule their country