No this is genuinely hilarious 🤣🤣 the AI was like "ok make Nazis, but remember diversity and inclusion!!👍🫡"

So I've been trying to get my recently radicalized rehab friend out of Chomsky and onto different depictions of neocolonialism. Well, got a text today about Chomsky being on the Epstein List and my friend said he started reading Howard Zinn instead. We're getting there! I'll get him on Fanon soon.

These are the same people who will screech about historical accuracy in video games if they see one POC. Describing yourself as a cinephile is a choice!

Olivia Nuzzi is on the Adam Friedland Show damn i'm actually dying to watch this. I was like "there's no way this annoying woman can keep siphoning attention the way she is, and then she books Olivia Nuzzi.

if ya need to cheer up today, this'll do it.

This happened in the 1890s, and again in the 1930s. "Business as usual" and "fiduciary responsibility to shareholders" are killing the planet. Capitalism takes too much from the working people and we gotta take our sh-t back!

Fantano jumped on his own Yuno Miles diss track to the sample of like, Super Monkey Ball 2. 10/10 as good as anything Drake put out this year. this sample is insane!

Lol

"Your honor, permission to undo one more slutty lil button on the defendant's shirt" the Luigi courtroom procedural porn parody is gonna go so hard

Playboi Carti fans are so funny, they're like: "Man, when Carti said "hgnfdksjlghfadjkgsbladsfigad," bro. bro, that really spoke to me. And when he went "Fwaaaaabfdkgbnsdf", I ain't gonna lie. I wept."

"Cows have souls. Chickens do not. Welcome to my TED talk" *Twenty minutes later "I MEAN, HAVE YOU ACTUALLY SEEN A CHICKEN?? PEERED INTO THEIR EYES, DEEP WHERE A SOUL SHOULD BE, THERE IS DEATH UNTO US!! KILLING MACHINES DEVOID OF GODS GRACE I TELL YOU ALL!!"

i just can't with this man. His hotness from literally every conceivable angle is a psyop, i'm just not sure who's perpetrating it.

Huh let's play this out The assignment is to demonstrate I did the reading on whatever. So I write an essay about how @anthonymkreis.bsky.social is a worthless parasite who doesn't deserve to be in public spaces because of some random aspect of his body. What are ya gonna grade me, professor?

OK some executive decision making here to avoid anxiety induced doomscrolling for the next 3 hours: I'm gonna watch Riverdale and play Dark Souls 3 for the first time and just disassociate.

Yo, if somebody could let the tech oligarch surveillance police state apparatus know for me, I could really use a strong sativa THC vape with some added nicotine.

I don't want an AI boyfriend. I just want a tamagotchi.

I walked into an Olive Garden and the server said to me "When you're here, you're family" and Blam! everyone in the building got hit with seasonal depression, astigmatism, and male-pattern baldness.

This gets the award for "Worst Read of the Year That Everyone Should Read". Seriously, this one is a bummer. I don't know if I could write this topic without losing my mind.

My weed is Kosher

Smitten! 😍🥰

i just think we need more socialists with sauce and a penetrating gaze that could defrost chicken!

I feel like a certain "Nixon vs. Kennedy Debate" phenomenon has occurred where Fox news viewers have never really seen Zohran operate in good lighting and not clipped in propaganda. And boy does he look good 😍

The Ivory Tower is in the dirt. Like, beneath the ground. It's a basement.

Every drill rap music video on youtube has the same dumbass comment "so nice they doing sign language for the deaf audience" Don't comment that. They could also be doing Jazz Hands!

SLC Punk is free with ads on Youtube, but if ya can, pirate it. My VHS player ate my childhood friend's prized copy in like 1999. Good times, gooder movie. www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIge...

OMG SHE HATED THE WORM 🪱 how could somebody publish this??

I LOVE MESS

"The worst part is the hypocrisy!"

I watch this video every few years. Something about Redman's dank ass Staten Island duplex just puts it all in perspective for me www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNtK...

I'm just gonna keep posting Umberto Eco "Ur-Fascism" essay from 1995 whenever @radiofreetom.bsky.social starts chirping again. We've had a working definition of fascism for 20+ years, but Neo-liberal thinkers, especially those like Tom, refuse to ever thoughtfully engage with leftist writing.

lol Tom Nichols is arguing with rando bluesky accounts on a saturday night and trying to say he's the cool one 😍👍

We're experiencing all 14 points of Ur-Fascism and Tom Nichols still thinks we've lost the plot. I don't see the point in sticking to an archaic definition of fascism when we have one that neatly exists in our post-modern, whatever-stage capitalist reality.

Playing Resident Evil 2 with Hyperpop Anthology PC Music Vol. 1 is wonderful

HONESTLY DEVASTATING FOR BISEXUALS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK i'll be playing Tetris if anyone needs me.

say no more

How in God's Green Wank Cabinet can this 10 year old game be $60!??!?

Resemblance

YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME @schumer.senate.gov GET ME OFF THIS LIST!

NIMBY but only for datacenters and ice detention facilities

Ever try to save $2 and it fucks your week up?

Middlemarch is so alpha

CONFESSION: I put a few boygenius songs in all my trap mixes and playlists. Don't ask me why, Lucy Dacus vibematches 2Chainz immaculately.

"Let me be clear. No one in this room wants me to quit heroin more than I do.." I mumble to my sponsor as I thoughtlessly drift back into the void.

I swear, Bernie appears in feckless Democrat's worst nightmares, shouting labor statistics at them from a Union basement somewhere. Get em Bernie!

idk why this is my mood www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVaK...

Whispering into a lav mic: "This week on Ghostwatch, we'll be investigating a haunted gym with disturbing paranormal reports OH SHIT WHAT WAS THAT"

i think Sidney Sweeney coulda landed that plane by saying "I just love genes. Chromosome 1, chromosome 13... chromosome 9 is really wild."

honestly, in a weak Pop Album year? Makes sense.. He shoulda got a nomination. That Bieber album was nominated like 7 times.

they're everywhere

Horrifying for the sandwich, certainly.