One of the strangest BBC productions ever. www.youtube.com/watch?v=S89B...

If you're writing about Hasan Piker on a Monday while there's a war in Iran happening, you got nothing going on. Go outside, make plans. It's springtime. Garden something.

I wrote the eula and ToS for a dating/tarot card tech startup that got gutted and sold to an Israeli surveillance company. Not a lawyer. I'm not even a tech writer. Real bad "wrong time, wrong place" job circumstances. I also lied to an investor once while high on peyote. Don't work for start ups.

Why the fuck are we paying taxes right now? Seriously.

Pam Bondi

how is this real i hope the ground was Okay in all this.

MIKE x Earl Sweatshirt supergroup Surf Gang returns!!!!! glitchy, ambient, and reflective production strongly sounding of Aphex Twin/Kraftwerk influences sits comfortably beneath the sweetness of Earl and MIKE's mumble-vibe delivery. This album is warm, comfy, like your favorite sweater. 5/5

Idk man, I think calling anyone under 35 a habitual nonvoter is to deliberately misunderstand the past 35 years of American history.

Bald ford f-150 dudebros have started playing w their phones on speakerphone in public places, and this is perhaps the more horrific cultural shift of my lifetime. This dude next to me in the Chinese food restaurant just listened to a reel of "We Didn't Start The Fire" 16 times.

the existence of "major bangers," as in "this is a major banger" reveals the existence of the "minor bangers" in pop cultural discourse. In this essay, I will be defining major and minor bangers and applying diatonic modes to select "major/minor banger" songs and melodies to push musical ...

Check in on your flat earther friends. It's been a rough few days.

Only one way this ends...

Watched the rocket launch and now I'm playing Death Stranding for the first time. in fact it's my first Kojima game ever! This is the first decent night for me in a minute. I'll be jotting down critical notes and thoughts here. Wish me luck!

good news

I just AB tested two hand moisturizers in the parking lot of a grocery store and returned the one I didn't like. This is chaotic living.

"Doug Dimmadome here. Owner of the Dimsdale Dimmadome!"

i'd watch an OF model doing a reading of All Tomorrow's, no lie.

The Surpreme Court thinks masterbation shock therapy for children is legit medicine 👍 I know the ruling was on first amendment grounds but we're really conflating "conversation therapy," something basically categorized as torture by the AMA, with "faith-based talk therapy" generally. Dangerous.

Not AI, this is a rare photo of Audrey Hepburn playing World War 1 amputee Joe Bonham in Grace Kelly's silent production of "Johnny Got His Gun" The film unfortunately never made it to release. Anyway, stop using ai to generate people without consent. It's weird.

Worth pointing out, the Nazis didn't start with gas chambers. They started with guns, knives, and rope.

"M'Lady" the album

MAGA is essentially about returning to an idealized, imagined past, but instead of creating that, Trump is dragging us back to 2007, when a Republican had 38% approval rating, the economy was tanking, we were stuck in a middle east military quagmire, and, most importantly, The Apprentice was on TV.

Do you want to watch the new Harry Potter show but are upset about the ethical pickle thrust upon you by transphobia enthusiast J. K. Rowling? Take some acid and play quidditch in a park.

Someone edited Obama talking to Drake like a disappointed father www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zQF...

ooo dang this new Jessie Reyez EP "$TILL PAID" is NICE Bars out freestyle on the first track moves into a dreamy house rap with really beautiful drums accompanied by some electric piano funk-jam. This is really something. Wow. This is a 4/5 that came out of nowhere!

I just tried a bioplastic compostable straw. It didn't suck! Well I mean it did suck, literally. but figuratively, it did not suck 👍🌿

Pointing to the *Have the day you deserve* sign.

So i popped into the r conservative subreddit, and apparently, mods can't keep the kayfabe going in their comments anymore. A few years ago, every comment was in lock-step. These are comments (possibly bots) from a post about Trump putting his signature on US currency. Every post is like this:

"How's your mental health going?" *My mental health:

🫡 well done, editors.

Freddie Gangsta Gibbs is playing Star Fox?? In a Mario movie?? What?!? Insane casting, I love it. This is clearly the ground floor of a Nintendo cinematic universe, which, whatever. but it raises the possibility of seeing Fox McCloud rapping about selling base.

"we're sorry. It's terminal. Here's the death horse."

Cocaine Bear 2 is just RFK Jr let loose in Harriman State Park

asses to asses, bust to bust.

Don't criticize my news sources, but this is art.

Who’s ready for next Saturday? The biggest No Kings Rally is expected to be in St. Paul and a lot of our people will be attending!

This kinda stuff is wild to me. Did you really think Donald Trump was going to respect the recently deceased?

Party like it's 2021

We finally get a little daylight on one of the shadiest elements of American politics, a group responsible for whitewashing a genocide, and Will is like "are we talking about this too much?" I get why everybody can't stand this guy now

👇👇👇👇

What did I just read lol Being a billionaire is a cognitohazard and intellectual disability.

We need a term for hiding moderate pro-capital messaging in leftist populist rhetoric, especially to discredit socialists in America. USA TODAY is an Uber capitalist rag.

They say write what you know and know what you write.

Roses are red, Gas is yellow,

Great thread, Bill Maher is too much of a fucking loser for even the freaks and ghouls at the White House.

Autoplay videos on substack should be a crime.

"The illegal alien is a... thief of both time and space" H. P. Lovecraft has returned from the dead and he's a MAGA Republican.

Odds say:

Jesus asset flip incoming This looks fucking terrible, i love it.