Remember: Everyone is fighting a battle you can't see. Be kind in 2026.

pour one out to an icon www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Maybe the bill gives the Chancellor of the Reich Cabinet of National Salvation the power to override legislative action in the Reichstag without any contribution by the head of state. But that's part of liberal democracy

"its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do" is one of my all time favorite tweets, but as a public service I share this tumblr collection of the entire 26-tweet reply chain it was part of (courtesy of haywire4) www.tumblr.com/haywire4/173...

Didn't Mike Fossey also do the Sun Tzu thread? We need that preserved

Please join me in celebrating my brave little weather station's new record high recorded wind speed of 53 MPH 💪 🚩🚩

truly one of the geniuses of posting

One of the best to ever do it

I've been catching up on the latest Rings of Power season over the holidays and come on now. We cannot have the Dark Lord Sauron corrupt the Rings of Power by using fucking sleight of hand

Fucked up that I still have to go to work during The Mist

WANTED TO STAY UP AND SEE SANTA! WANTED TO SEE AND I SAW! JOLLIER THAN YOU THINK, DAD! JOLLIER THAN YOU THINK!

try our new black IPA. it's black because we ground up a gun and put it in there

The Silmarillion is very good and you should read it. You were too young the last time you tried

Slight correction here: Donald Trump is actually one of the most-accused-of-wrongdoing people in human history. Axios regrets this error

[with an extremely famous degree of wit and erudition] Dear fellow sex criminal. It seems that instead of “grabbing ass,” I have been reduced to “being imprisoned.” It makes one think, of Paradoxes, my old friend. Sinceraly [sic], Jaff [sic]

Happy Winter Solstice! Beer can, pinhole camera photos of the Summer to Winter Solstice (2024) and the Winter to Summer Solstice (2025). You never know quite what you're going to get with these photos, set the beer can pointing towards the sun at hopefully the correct angle and wait 6 months!

Some of these redactions are almost like modern art

Aldi CEO Chased Off From Whole Foods Dumpsters https://theonion.com/aldi-ceo-chased-off-from-whole-foods-dumpsters/

I hate word problems

lmao

Duck Quacks Ass Off All Day To Come Home To This Shit https://theonion.com/duck-quacks-ass-off-all-day-to-come-home-to-this-shit-1851177872/

Bene Gesserit program to create Climate Stalin

Actually this does mean that today would be the funniest day for it to happen that we've had in a while. Prayers up

When it finally happens they're going to have to add an extra week to the calendar for the festival like in ancient Rome

I’ve been at work all day and I just accidentally read a Bret Stephens headline during a break. Developing what they call a “Ye Wenjie mindset”

Can't say I ever expected to see a "That Font was No Angel" headline. But here we are.

Innovation is the synergy our blockchain needs

The WinterHawk of Jingle Valley

Yeah that happens every night

Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.

Worth noting just how impressive it is that public opinion has so steadily turned against Israel in the United States considering the fact that news like this basically does not get covered in any of the legacy media publications.

It is so important to be aware when your mufo's work or personal Interest Area is in the Discourse. They may not feel comfortable asking for help even though they are taking Psychic Damage

Evergreen

I haven’t been able to form a sentence in like 10 minutes

hillary clinton doesn't get a lot of love on this site but let's never forget she took odo's virginity with such gentleness and skill that they made a baseball card out of it

Every day I type a post into the little post writing box here and then I erase it. Then I see more news and I type it again and erase it. I wish I could tell you what it was, but here's the great news... you already know!

As Promised: part 1 Least functional kitchen ever !

alfred: dere is a nonce billionaire flyin liddle guls aroun on his air plane sir. he has his own island batman: i don't care

Heard we were posting bird

lmao

Ah the No True Pope fallacy

"kick it! the ball!!!"

Thanks

J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.

They make *me* do my job right AND act normal the whole time.