Not to be a total bummer but most everyone I know is struggling in America right now. Financially, physically, emotionally. I good deal of my energy is being output to keep myself and the people I care about above water. Again, not trying to be a bummer, but I feel its necessary to recognize it.

happy Mother’s Day to her and her alone

something I appreciate about a lot of the faces in AEW is they never break the rules first, but if someone tries to low blow them they will absolutely do it back

the AEW womens division only getting 3 matches (one of which being a 2 minute squash) in four hours of wrestling this week is so incredibly disappointing. they deserve more of the time than what they usually get

s/o to the Nintendo GameCube

crankin hog or hoggly crankin?

how it feels working in tech and finding out Microsoft released a new update because you KNOW it’s bricked something

NEW PATTERN ✨ This one was outta my comfort zone, but MAN was it fun to stitch.

I think a sucky part of being a man living in a patriarchal society is how many men view any form of self care in a negative light and never even try because of it

I tell myself “I’m not that old” for someone whose biggest solace in life is my heating pad

Apropos of nothing

wish I'd done more fucking around prior to this miserable eternity of finding out

every time I see Speedball Mike Bailey make the fajita hands it reminds me of this meme

Inquisitorial Seal, IDK

This is one of the most quietly revolutionary things any city can do to improve kids' lives & outcomes. If you genuinely care about kids having access to education or safe after school spaces & activities, then fund your libraries, staff your libraries, & make every public school ID a library card.

I can’t explain why exactly but mouse and keyboard are for first person shooters while controllers are for third person shooters

Happy American Football (Lp4) day to all who celebrate

7 Years ago the video made by Sick Nick Mondo debuted that announced to the world that the Ace was free

incredibly bummed to be missing Lobstercon this year, but there’s always next year

i love computers...i can sit and watch them do my work for hours 🖱️

I’m thrifting today and thought to myself “maybe I’ll find an old wrestling shirt” and the monkey’s paw curled as the only “wrestling” shirt was a Jelly Roll one. if there is a god they take delight in their cruel irony

lol, Stat mocking Megan #AEWDynamite

every time I see Speedball Mike Bailey make the fajita hands it reminds me of this meme

if my mom didn’t want me to grow up to be a feminine man she shouldn’t have raised me on Shania Twain

preloading my Taco Bell order into the mobile app after parking for my physical therapy appointment so I have something to look forward to

I might be cringe but at least I'm really sad and lonely too

my favorite DC / AEW crossover

outside of just the environmental impact, possible psychosis, and ethical merit that AI generates I also personally hate it because as someone who has to verify documents for my job it has made that vastly more difficult and time consuming making my job that much more of a pain

got a handful of moots with this guy and I'm not sure if yall are aware of his *extremely* recent past. (ran a revenge porn website, was a far right candidate in Arizona in 2019, etc) bsky.app/profile/crai...

how your email finds me

I kept telling myself a few months ago once I lost some weight I would cut my hair again. fast forward now I’ve gained weight and my hair is down to my chest so what the hell do I do with it now?

"Hey Stwong Bad! The old wowld is dying, and the new wowld stwuggles to be bown! I'm pwetty sure now is the time of monsters. Yep! Time of monsters. Isn't that gweat?"

"ur so cool" thanks i stole a personality trait from everyone ive ever loved

SAY NO TO AI SUPPORT HUMAN ARTISTS. #art #BRart

I’m normally not an “immediately sign this person” but Tony I’m begging you immediately sign Kairi. It’s wild to me that she got released!

I mentioned to my wife how I’m going to put together Moneyball Black as my next Premodern deck and she made the joke of it should be “Monéball” and now I’m contemplating leaning fully into it and getting custom CEO sleeves for the deck

Don’t forget to drink plenty of water so you’re well hydrated while you’re suffering today.

I’ve seen this going around so figured I would give my take on it. my main rule was no repeats here

it's bad bitch o'clock I say turning on my heating pad

Appreciate #AEWDynamite for normalizing giving your most bitter hated rivals sweet little kisses

you're playing MTG? isn't she a genuine antisemite??

person with the worst posture imaginable: “I just can’t figure out why my back hurts all of the time”

Conversely, if this means that AEW is bringing on full time artists/graphic designers for merch & giving them employee benefits then I may UP my spending. Real art from real humans is what gets my dollar these days.

chunky bastard screams at me all day, stinks up my office, and then spends the rest of the day being the biggest little spoon possible. what a life

the way my cat loves to zoom in front of me while I’m walking you’d think he’s my life insurance beneficiary

hey artists, if you see this, post a dog AN ART TREND FOR ME