"Shelved First Attempt," the Stiff Johnson-produced ver. of the 1st album from 1994 is being released on Sept 4th. Underground, the 1st single, releases tmrw on July 7th. If you're in Australia or a similar area you can listen to it! This seems to be the first of several new Ben Folds Five releases.

ME: It's okay for me to be smoking weed because I don't have any kids. PLUG: Why do you always buckle up in here dude. We're never gonna move nowhere

evangelicals have finally created. the golden calf. from the classic bible story “don’t create a golden calf”

hey john. its your cousin marvin. marvin cage! you know that new sound youve been looking for? well listen to this *hangs up phone*

Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream? Been really flattered by some people from the Marc With a C Discord showing me the MWAC stuff they've made for their Tomislands. These are courtesy of Hamiltron, Cass, and Oatrick. I especially like the "mii of me"!

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“my dog is in dubai”

A little blown away by Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie. It includes a scene about 2/3 of the way of the movie where I laughed for 45 straight seconds while everyone else in the theatre was dead silent with their hands over their mouths. Ends with a lot of heart. Good movie.

It's time that I start to publicly talk about what @adventhealth.bsky.social has done to me.

At least we don’t live in a world of staggering class disparity in which a tech magnate attempts to quash left-wing sentiment using sexualized artificial intelligence!

I've waited 3 years to make this post

painting of ET getting pelted with pinecones i did a few years ago

70 years ago today, Shemp Howard passed away. #TitsOutForShemp

The main cover is made from abstract figure studies I did in college which were damaged by a basement flood and mid-century psychiatric materials given to be by a friend from his mom's former business. This is layered, textured human art. Every fragment of it tells a story.

Today's the day! Today's the day! Today's the day! Get yourself an unforgettable audio luncheon! 🍔I did the album art for this record (and the companion EP, Steamed Clams - shhh! 🤫) and if you buy it as physical media, you'll find this record is both visually and sonically revealing. 🐛🥩

Hi everyone! TOMORROW, Monday, November 3rd at 1 PM EST? Premiering the music video for "Someone's Always Watching You", one of my personal favorites from STEAMED HAMS. Tappable reminders and whatnot awaits you at the following link o' wonder: www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FAB...

Hear my Nov @dandelionradio.bsky.social show with guest presenter Jodie Langford @futureproofpromotions.com whose debut album 'Softly Spoken' is available now on streaming services/download. Listen now at: www.mixcloud.com/DandelionRad... or various times on rotating schedule: dandelionradio.com

>Get Earthbound for the first time ever in 2025 >The world's gone mad >All the adults are useless at best or trying to kill you at worst >Everyone talks like a crazy person >Everything's too expensive >Your next door neighbor wants to be a dictator >Get home and start playing Earthbound

FOREST CREATURES IS OUT! 4 years in the making and I hope that shows. It's also available on CD and Cassette for pre-order now! GAH! icosahedrontunes.bandcamp.com/album/forest... needlejuicerecords.com/pages/icosah...

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the website to cancel Xbox Game Pass subscriptions is overloaded

here's my weekly

yesterday was my 22nd birthday. pretty happy with the events that transpired both in my world and outside of it

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🛻 JEEP FACTORY - from Marc With a C’s 🍔 STEAMED HAMS. Pre order from Needlejuice now. @marcwithac.bsky.social

Patrick Star is ass out at Gamescom

do the kids know about Ryan Trecartin and how he foresaw the entire vibe of the present like 20 years ago? www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTzc... update: oh, yes they do, because this copy i am linking to was uploaded by a kid i know from the internet. hooray!

Yay!! I attended this!

One thing that I have maybe not said publicly - the accordion that I play the Birdbrain solo on is the one I bought from John Linnell, of They Might Be Giants. Only the best for Teto www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iVl...

Happy 30th to the first Ben Folds Five album. Wrote you some thoughts on it from tour bus, as i listened to it all the wau theoigh for first time in 3 decades www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=...

“If after hearing my songs just one human being is inspired to say something nasty to a friend or perhaps to strike a loved one, it will all have been worth the while.” RIP Tom Lehrer

Premiere of the music video for 100 HZ by Marc With a C, from the upcoming new album! See it now! www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjxU... @marcwithac.bsky.social

this is about the fifth email i've sent her on various issues. she's worthless to me

I’ve been releasing music videos every month since December. We had a big one planned for June but sadly the cast and crew became stricken with flu days before the shoot. Luckily, it’ll be worth the wait. In the meantime, here are the other vids thus far. Full album drops 8/29

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THAT'S OOMF

I'm starting a new monthly series where I highlight netlabels! check the first one out here, featuring @aluminumorglass.huskrecordings.com! www.discfive.com/happy-face-r...

🌈 HAPPY PRIDE MONTH 🌈 Needlejuice is proudly a queer-operated label that showcases many, many LGBTQ+ artists. Check out the Pride section of our website and stay tuned for some VERY SPECIAL RELEASES THIS WEEK🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 🚏🐊

Well, this is unexpected. If you wanna chat, @theneedledrop.com.web.brid.gy? Drop me a line! And thank you for drawing attention to this.

such a beautiful family

When @thescaryjokes.bsky.social told me the final feature film of David Lynch's career ended with a Dreamworks Dance Party I did not believe them. Oh how naive I was

Hi everyone! I'm looking for some leads on outlets where I can pitch some personal essays about OCD, fatherhood, mental health, and masculinity. If you know any places that are open to pitches like that, I'd love to hear from you. DMs or reply if you can help! ihavethatonvinyl.com/essays/on-gr...

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I had the honor of composing this medley for the best show on television