me every time I scan my member card at @thelittletheatre.bsky.social

i told the slop machine to make a command-line bluesky client and it cranked it out in like 20 minutes (this is the test post), should i go throw my phone into a pool

Time to rain some d00m.

As part of our corporate growth initiative, we have fired the guard who always tells the truth. We believe this will result in a streamlined customer experience. Thank you.

our music provider

The only good social media algorithm on the entire internet is run on some guy’s computer and it goes down every time he needs to swap out a part

Immediately after I decided today that I was going to save up for a fancy home server my phone did this

Been working on getting this in y'alls hands for years. From the remastering to the design, IM SO PROUD OF THIS go buy it!!!! We also got tapes & CD's:)

i signed this btw

The biggest mistake I see people make on Magic Arena is blowing their removal way too early. The biggest mistake I make is not mulliganing.

when i'm watching a historical costume drama about a rich couple's rocky marraige held together by an adorable child and they buy the kid a horse

No indoor heating

Near my job they just built a homophobic chicken joint and a SECOND chipotle. I just want a Panera!

i didn't have "wegmans becomes a dystopian cyberpunk megacorp" on my 2026 bingo card

Hey @edzitron.com has anyone noticed that Google is returning AI summaries of Reddit results instead of relevant page text

i got this ps5 game for my son for christmas... will he like it??

Michael Bay's company promised Skibidi Toilet guy a movie that wouldn't happen so they could do merch. Now they've kicked him out to enshittify the YouTube channel, pumping out content fans HATE. The creator is communicating like the "BEAR WITH ME" tweet and the company is in full panic coverup mode

the skibidi toilet drama goes crazy

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One of the most influential programs in history- Mosaic directly evolved into Internet Explorer, and its spiritual successors were Netscape & Firefox.

FRANK BOOTH: straight from my heart, fucker! You know what a love letter is? It's a bullet from a fucking gun, fucker! CHATGPT: Wow! 🤯 that was a really passionate statement! You clearly have thought deeply about what love means!

Some classic websites never should have been modernized and Snopes is one of them

I slept through Halloween 😭

Noise shows are hipster cocomelon

OMG ROCHESTER IS GETTING ITS 70MM PROJECTOR BACK!!!!!! THANK YOU PRESIDENT NOLAN!!!! #filmsky

donald trump just tore down the movie theater where jimmy carter watched "alien" (1979, ridley scott)... is nothing sacred? i dont recognize this country anymore...

Warner Bros Discovery has been listed on ebay (Source: ebay.com)

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Holy shit!!! What a pull!

I love you @thelittletheatre.bsky.social

control yourself, take only what you need from it the moon is all cheese, gromit, and we're on it

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I regret to inform you that Tron: Ares actually rips. #filmsky 🎥

FOREST CREATURES IS OUT! 4 years in the making and I hope that shows. It's also available on CD and Cassette for pre-order now! GAH! icosahedrontunes.bandcamp.com/album/forest... needlejuicerecords.com/pages/icosah...

Me doing my daily 4.5 mile walk and then hitting the goth club

I caved and bought the Tron 4K steelbooks from scalpers 😭

My step counter says I danced for 2.09 miles last night. Rookie numbers. I need to be able to at least dance a 5k.

@thelittletheatre.bsky.social you need to bring The Truth to Rochester

My President

hey check out this music video i directed for @icosahedron.pizza

Honey Dune-t son or Toxic Aven-Jaws daughter? #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched 🎥

Oh hey, happy 30th birthday, Rayman! Leaping into action for the first time on PlayStation on September 1st, 1995! Still such a pretty game <3

F1 has a couple of shots where Brad Pitt is in the Yamcha pose after a serious car crash. #filmsky

Newsletter: AI is a money trap, with AI companies' ridiculous valuations and unsustainable businesses making exits or IPOs impossible. Elsewhere, data center developers have no exit route either, and US economic growth has become shouldered entirely by big tech. www.wheresyoured.at/ai-is-a-mone...

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Two very different Pedro Pascal movies, a hidden Lucasfilm gem, and David Lynch's Disney movie. #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

The Eddington discourse is so funny because the movie is a scathing indictment of the moral depravity of rightwing greivance politics and their total detatchment from reality, but because the movie pokes the barest amount of fun at white leftists the most humorless people alive are losing their shit