oomf is menstruating AGAIN 😭😭 he does this every month ... omfg bro let it gooooooo

"Are you cisgender or transgender" "I'm non-binary" "So you're transgender" "You are presenting me with the gender binary that I just said I do not neatly fit into"

Pretending to be an LLM. It's not just funny—it's hilarious. No substance, no content, just sludge. 🚀✨

MY LITTLE PONY: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC - SEASON 3 Favorite episode: Magic Duel (Magical Mystery Cure in a close second) Least favorite episode: Spike At Your Service Favorite song: What My Cutie Mark is Telling Me Least favorite song: The Ballad of the Crystal Empire

Some days I wish I had forgiveness for those who have wronged me.

@keithstack.com Very weirdly specific question but Leslie and Brianne just had a baby within my Tomodachi Life save and I need to know what the baby's name will be

There's a @rickerzoy.bsky.social everywhere for those with eyes to look

Is this the first time that you've ever seen...

MY LITTLE PONY: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC - SEASON 2 Favorite episode: It's About Time Least favorite episode: Secret of my Excess Favorite song: This Day Aria Least favorite song: Piggy Dance

It's like she's some kind of... change ... ling ...

bicuriosity killed the catboy

(Remembers Borderline Forever is four and a half years old) I think I juust died a little

Daring Do is the MLP universe equivalent of Indiana Jones. Her author / alter-ego is named AK Yearling, in reference to I Don't Even Want To Talk About It, author of Very Distinctly *Not* Indiana Jones

Fucking Target put the My Little Pony vinyl on backorder and I won't get it for another two weeks. That's all I was looking forward to all week. God damn it all

@wormquartet.bsky.social What are the implications here?

I don't think you understand how mad I'll always be that I missed out on littlebigplanet completely

I hate leaving the animal hospital alone.

Six seven labubu hawk tuah sybau and sdiybt 🥀

MY LITTLE PONY SEASON 1 REWATCH COMPLETE Favorite episode: Winter Wrap Up Least favorite episode: Over a Barrel. You know what you did. Favorite song: Art of the Dress or Winter Wrap Up Lead favorite song: You Gotta Share

What’s a song you (perhaps ironically) like from our horrible album “Something Stupid This Way Comes”? I may be biased, but “When I Grow Up I’m Gonna be a Mongoose” has a long history as a pre-NBW “Weirdo Jace” song, so to me it’s the most significant.

NBWVEMBER BEGINS NOW. YOU ARE REQUIRED TO PARTICIPATE. First NBW song you ever heard? For me it would be “I Don’t Let My Band Members Sing” - the first song we ever recorded. 🥳

They should invent the non-binary scouts where you learn how to make OCs and use Tumblr

I am the only person in costume on campus today. Pros: everyone keeps telling me "nice costume" Cons: This is embarrassing as fuck!!

Never before have I found a goat more washed than this.

Bluetooth if it was awesome

NEW WORM QUARTET SINGLE!! "I Was in the Weird Al Pit at Riot Fest!" Available at wormquartet.bandcamp.com/track/i-was-... and at all the various streamy whatever places!

This is what I'm doing instead of studying

PRESS 4... FOR @wormquartet.bsky.social Now spinning: Carpe Tedium (Worm Quartet)

Oops, I accidentally Equestria Girls

Why did it take me 12 years to watch that!!!

Important research.

should i watch equestria girls

WE WON

My hungry ass thought this was "Weird Al" Yankovic

Guys? Classical music was BASED all along?

Nuclear Bubble Wrap

bluesky got a lot better when i started sticking to the mutuals and following tabs

logged onto twitter for 5 (five) minutes and i could already feel my brain leaking out of my ears

ragghhhh

PSA for everyone going to protests

Children Skeptical of Friend’s Claim that Uncle Works for Nintendo and Is Kirby

happy none pizza left beef day!! it's been 18 years and is now old enough to vote

COUNTERPOINT: i regret listening to this album only because i now know that i have heard the ultimate peak of music and that any music i listen to in the future will never compare to the utter peakness of forest creatures

Coming to the horrifying discovery that EQG music might, in fact, be peak. (just listened to ACADECA despite never having watched EQG)