Happy pride 🏳️‍🌈 or wrath, your choice 🔥

Dumb asshole forgets his beer isn't empty and accidentally spills Leine all over the floor

Burritogenesis

If anybody had told me I'd spend the first decade of my adult life living in North Dakota I'd have told them to fuck off

From the archives: [At the gay club] HIM: “Dude, what’s in your pocket?” ME: “Oh, I’m just doing the handkerchief code thing.” HIM: “That’s a semaphore flag. Where did you even get this?” [Meanwhile, at sea] SAILOR: “Sir, the merchant frigate has indicated that it’s a bottom into blowjobs.”

Every Color

At least it's a nice day

🌭 Grand Forks Picnic 📅 Date: Sunday, June 14th 🕖 Time: 11am - 7pm 🗺 Where: Sertoma Park 📍 Address: 3300 11th Ave S, Grand Forks ✉️ RSVP Required: Links in Discord and Telegram 🐺Hosts: @okamithemaney.bsky.social and @ryedog.bsky.social

Have to read a nonfiction chapter book for a class. It's only 200 pages and pretty standard novel typesetting. Normally I could devour something like that in a day or two. But it isn't gay furry vampire erotica so idk how it's gonna go

Today Microsoft moved all its GitHub copilot subscribers to token-based billing. If you want to see what happens when people have to pay the actual costs of AI, the day is finally here. It's obvious that every customer sees the deep, meaningful value and isn't angry at all.

all of the pride YCHs so far! these are still open. normal comms are $20 off as well. I still need help paying for my meds and HRT, shares are much appreciated! ko-fi.com/alpinemutt [ #commsopen #furrycomms #furryart ]

Ugh I swear the gym has the AC off today....

Stinging my pride flags between my masts like a sailing ship in full dress

Are you guys liking horizon 6 or should I not bother

there's just something about

I thought radio DJs were supposed to be charismatic but this conservative dad energy DJ's color commentary is just disconnected rambling that barely manages to convey coherent thoughts- Oh. Hm.

happy pride month 🏳️‍🌈

gay

Walking back into your apartment a few hours after cooking something and basking in the amazing smellscape you created

Chili lime chicken with beans and rice xP

It is unreal how good this smells rn

It's really encouraging that my professor is showing his dedication to effort in this online class in how he has the wrong instructions on this worksheet (it's from a different worksheet) and the schedule has the spring dates and everything has dumb spelling errors

Apparently I can't say the word fucking anymore because it makes me get dive bombed by porn bots

Reading a bland textbook about human mindfulness and whatever and as I'm actively trying to keep my mind from wandering the book Starts to talk about the nature of being bored and having a wandering mind you have to jolt back to attention

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Vegas Hates You! 🔥🌇🔥 #FursuitFriday

there's just something about

It's nice to see the macros for these aren't actually that bad

Here I go cooking again.

Felt like a nice night for a walk.

I saw something that was like a screenshot of something that said [] has died and then my feed reset I'm so disappointed it wasn't that

i cant stop quoting this video man

the sniler,,,,,,

Long overdue natural coat Seasalt!!! Channel Island fox colors are so pleasing to the eye

This hello fresh box has a mailing date of April 26th and it has been sitting on the rack in the mail room pretty much since then. Why are people like this

One of my zoomer minions is playing ylvis and I want to die

what's a fox doing in the train

Harness under clothes

I'm not sure people -- including people inside oil futures markets! -- really get it: this is all going to get much worse. If you won't listen to me, listen to f'ing Exxon!

Love getting fast food ads on my dieting app

New art of me and my elder problem child by @saberdriift.bsky.social 💚 ... That I just so happened to be driving when received x3

Losing weight not for fitness reasons but because I can only afford a light sport plane and if you have 2 persons of weight in one seat climb performance is total ass

One singular peach just cost me almost $2 x.x ffs

Get me two golden retrievers, a Chesapeake, and a border Collie I'm putting together a heist

My uni advertising they ranked 391st in the US in academic institutions Lol