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I'd just like us to score a single goal at Wembley in my lifetime #lufc

"How much!?"

This is one of the funniest fucking things I have ever seen in my life

Number of uninsured cars seized by the police in the UK at its highest level in 16 years.

Keir Starmer in 2020: "I had 8,000 staff as Director of Public Prosecutions and when they had victories I celebrated on their behalf and when they made mistakes I carried the can. "I never turn on my staff. You should never turn on your staff"

As in Gaza, now in Lebanon.

'Guilty' 💀 #lufc

Conservative Catholics are mere months away from Reformation 2.0

It's now been 3 hours since our supposed "ally" Donald Trump threatened genocide on a country of 93 million people. We've had absolutely nothing from the UK government. This doesn't come in a vacuum either - every day the US & Israel have been murdering innocent people.

NOW: B52 bombers are literally in the air on their way to Iran and hundreds of thousands of Iranians are in the streets waving flags and surrounding bridges & power plants. Difficult to imagine this has any precedent in modern warfare. (🎥 Al Jazeera)

I fear with Trump we could enter a Henry Kissinger situation of "How is he still not dead yet"

I think we can safely say Perri doesn't play again for Leeds #lufc

So it appears you can just wipe players out when they don't have the ball #lufc

The BBC are reporting Al-Sharaa as a "former rebel commander"

former AQ commander, and Turkish asset al Sharaa aka al Jolani, head of the ultra conservative Islamist fundamentalist HTS coalition is meeting with European heads of state to help them "remigrate" Syrian refugees out of Europe and back into a war zone and failed state. Sick stuff.

Weird of them to name the sweets after notable pugilists Mike Tyson & Ike Turner

Fuck sake Farage is at my local

More👏slapping👏 down👏 of👏 gender👏 cranks👏 please👏

The upcoming World Cup is all feeling a bit 1936 Berlin Olympics

Phenomenal

🚨WOW: 365×250=91,250 people per year, assuming the generous British state never stops awarding people on Sundays and holidays either. There are ~45mln adults in the UK so about 0.2% of the population gets these disability awards per year. That seems negligible, thanks for copying a press release!

Go on you lot... fill yer boots...!!! 😘 thefsa.org.uk/news/var-sur...

Yes, but also: pot kettle black

Coal mining museum. The children of West Yorkshire yearn for the mines.

Seppuku?

"Iran is our enemy because it is an Islamist theocracy that denies human rights to women and LGBTQ people, brutally beheads political dissidents, violently attacks its neighbours, and funds terrorism. That's why today I'm visiting our close friend and ally, Saudi Arabia."

Ally McCoist sounds like he's witnessed an execution on the centre circle

Unbelievable scenes you love to see in this Spurs game

You’d think in this era of “MPs face increasing danger” there would be more outrage at newly elected Green MP Hannah Spencer being assaulted by transphobes but it’s nowhere to be seen on BBC News app even if you search her name

Jo Cox was killed by a man like that guy harassing Hannah Spencer

The absolutely disgusting rot at the heart of British media summed up in a single headline. A wretched clique of pathetic, racist, servile dogs.

These are the 4 things AI can do well: •Clean up your email inbox (badly) •Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party •Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself •Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday You can see why we need to base our economy around it

Dear Shabana, Let's clear some things up around migration and remember we're talking about people's lives.

I've been unemployed for a few months. I now set myself pretend jobs to prevent the rot setting in. My son thinks this guy is funny, which is a good enough excuse to make something. Any requests?

Rachel Reeves is back on her bullshit again

One morning I'm gonna wake up and It will have happened

The only lesson you can really take away from all this if you're Iran or another nation the West doesn't like is: we should probably have nukes. If you don't have them the US and Israel fucks with you as much as they want, if you do have them then they leave you the fuck alone

Did Noel Gallagher write any songs this year? Is this not just a lifetime achievement award