Ugh should have bought shares of calamine lotion.

Has anyone created an influencer-style video of Trump covering up his hand?

all those guys on the front lawn of the white house tonight are there because it's not their weekend with their kids and i think it is beautiful when men sync up their custody cycles

Some men turn 80 and plant a tree knowing they’ll never sit in its shade. Others turn 80 and strip the orchard bare, cut all the trees down to sell the lumber, pocket the cash, and blame the hungry for not inheriting fruit.

well then i guess Pace Picante Sauce can SHUT THE FUCK UP

Wow, Trump finally got a crowd to show up at the Kennedy Center.

I know a crew who won't be paying for any of their drinks tonight. #TakeTheT

Get in motherfuckers, we’re reconstructing

Every American needs to watch this:

Please stop sharing posts from Xittter. Just make it dead to all of us decent humans.

Dude made Val Kilmer in Top Gun his whole persona.

I THINK THIS IS WORTHY OF VIRAL #sleepydon #knicks

I don't know why Trump is a Knicks fan. The Spurs are what kept him out of 'Nam.

I bet Trump the huge Knicks fan is going to paint his face orange for the big game.

Knicks fans: Your mission on Monday night, should you choose to accept it: "JEFF-REY EP-STEIN!" *Clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap* "JEFF-REY EP-STEIN!" *Clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap*

If it happens Monday night, and the people in MSG were in any way even partially responsible, this is my solemn vow that I will become a Knicks fan for life.

Dozey Don went to the trouble of actually creating a chart to compare the length of the Reflecting Pool to the height of 3 various skyscrapers, for some reason known only to him. Towering over ALL of them is, of course, the #EPSTEIN_Files. #TheMidtermsCantComeSoonEnough

His accusers statements this morning go to the latter. What is needed is credible independent reporting to clarify water that appears to be intentionally muddied so that everyone could take from the reporting what they want. If nothing is true, then anything & everything is possible. 2/

His nails are even painted.

I may be okay with my tax dollars being spent on a projector putting his face on the Statue Of Liberty.

Wow — Derrick Van Orden helps Trump go down a single stair

The true test of "Vote Blue, No Matter Who".

is todd blanche his real name or do they just call him that because every time he has to answer a serious question he turns ashy and flinches

WOW -- Rep. Madeleine Dean just during the Blanche hearing that Trump "has lied about being on Epstein's plane, and the unredacted files prove that"

SWIFTIES UNITE! Kansas City should know better.

someone ask Meta's AI chatbot to release the Epstein Files

Memorial tattoo for a woman who thought "Mommie Dearest" was an instruction manual.

I don't know-- Jessie's origin story complete with Sarah MacLachlan crooning "When somebody loved me" STILL leaves me devastated.

You come to me, on the day of my son's wedding, which I am not attending

This is the one we all voted for; his Big Beautiful Golden Ballroom. Ain't it jesss devine? I think it's spectacular; jesss perfect! Just his style. 🍊💩🍊💩 I approve this message.🙌🏼 Thank you for your attention to this important matter. ‼️🤺🛡⚔️‼️ Ailani ~ 🌺👸🔥🌋🔥

Marco Rubio when he finds out he’s the new Director of National Intelligence

If releasing your tax returns and the Epstein files would end your presidency, then your presidency must end. It’s that simple.

I can’t wait for the next president to create a fund that pays reparations to Black and Indigenous people without any Congress approval or oversight whatsoever.

I hope all of you "dead Grogu" people are proud of yourselves.

The most accurate portrayal of the pro-Jim Crow, white nationalist Roberts Supreme Court I've seen yet.

I’ll do you one better: we’ll tear it down with volunteer labor.

They need to start holding people in contempt IMMEDIATELY when questions aren't answered.

Breaking the silver ceiling: Democrats' aging leaders should be mentors, not contenders #TheHill

Ironic, as Republicans have yet to assimilate into American culture and have actually declared war on it.

THE BEST EVER. I'm sharing the official lyric video bc the original isn't on YouTube? This song deserves to be heard in its original length. #MusicChallenge #IsmuasMonthOfMusic Day 9- a synth-pop track from the 80s New Order, "Blue Monday" m.youtube.com/watch?v=c1Gx...

The thing you have to remember about Epstein, is that he was two weeks away from having a nuclear weapon.

Same energy:

#ButtercupChallenge Chihuahua-Yorkie Buttercup Rosemary!

Pope Leo is picking a fight and I am HERE for it

As the GOP applies that same principle to pedophiles. GOOD PEOPLE DON'T HAVE NAZI PHASES.

Platner will be the best test if "Vote Blue, No Matter Who."