saw a truck for a company called Absolute Chimneys and I can’t stop saying that to myself as if I’m an English soccer announcer calling a free kick that sailed over the crossbar

A few times a year we all gather around the computer to find out which of our constitutional rights we no longer have.

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we are in atlanta for the game tomorrow and I am hanging out at the hotel bar with a bunch of Uzbeks who all have their sunglasses perched on their foreheads, it's amazing

Horney's (on Main) Clinton, IN

Chef's kiss, salute, tears, all of it

I too am tired and can't remember anything

Countries with pyramids are currently undefeated in the World Cup

I’m not too embarrassed that we are losing to Iran. It’s a big boy country with missiles and drones and so forth ran by stone cold killers. That’s NFL ball for you. I am a little embarrassed we are also losing to algae.

"How can you not be romantic about baseball?"

It does not appear yet to be up on Spectrum’s site but you can see their coverage of the coned statues in Worcester here: www.facebook.com/share/v/194m...

Fellas, is it historically good to have an unconditional surrender at Versailles followed by furious talk of a backstabbing? Is there any data on this

him getting smaller and smaller as he approaches it until it becomes clear he could open the handle with his teeth is the funniest perspective trick I've ever seen

If Waffle House doesn’t make this their new slogan, then capitalism has failed

GHANAAAAAAA

I was not aware the local trash incinerator has its own swag

dang what a rocket of a shot from Egypt

spain: FRAUDS

Cape Verde

I, too, have multiple faults and I am more stressed than any time in the last 1,000 years.

one of the few joys of this garbage fire of a year is seeing all the foreign tourists coming over here and having a great time. give me more of this please

writing the lyric “concrete jungle where dreams are made of” and it becoming the single biggest new york anthem has gotta feel like the worst version of when you have a post with a typo go viral

lolllllll

got to go up to the very tippy top of bancroft tower today during the annual block party

man nyc is such a fun place right now. on my way to a mets game (lol) and everyone’s in knicks gear or brazil gear or mets gear or argentina gear. everyone’s on their way to a watch party or a block party. the whole country could be like this if it wasn’t run by miserable pudding brained freaks

I do not wish to order through your app

The Dark Inverse of Ska:

finally it's the crowd whistling at the construction workers "TAKE IT OFF BABY"

I really want this to be true, and so do you: Report of a man in a kilt going down the Cop Slide while playing a bagpipe. www.threads.com/@crashsafely... #Boston

accidentally turned on fox and saw Zlatan and Alexi arguing

Hey, I need y'all to hit mute on the TV for 30 seconds and watch a clip of the most Scottish people I've ever seen coming into Boston.

me and about 20 million other nba casuals rn

been there, can confirm, flirted with a girl while standing over a medieval dungeon and ate breakfast at a nightclub

**succumbs to peer pressure** www.mohkohn.co.uk/writing/html...

“The real benefit they get out of their patronage is the power to hold something hostage… the operative function of holding fans captive is to impose a moral tax on fandom.” really good stuff from @redford.bsky.social

The Benidorm of Italians is Uzbekistan

A gleaming Donald Trump hits "the Blanka pose" during a TV interview. Electricity pops and sizzles visibly around his heaving form as he prepares to complain about the way he is talked about on television.

english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.

for weeks my first grader has been trying to arrange a playdate with a classmate but one or the other of them always forgets to ask, writes it down wrong, etc. finally yesterday he gets off the bus and tells me triumphantly that <X> gave him their mom's phone number for real then hands me this

You used to be able to google the time of the sunset, and Google would give you the exact time right on top every single time. Thankfully, with artificial intelligence, you can now ask Google what time the sun will set and it will conveniently tell you "I don't know."

I feel like we all grew up thinking that Picard was a father figure but knowing Riker was what our actual dads were and having a lot of affection for him because of it. Riker absolutely has a kind of chili that he calls his famous chili that isn’t very good.

San Antonio and New York City are finally gonna put it all on the line and determine which city makes the best salsa

Ed Markey tears into Seth Moulton: "Massachusetts deserves better than a senator who scapegoats trans kids." The crowd goes fucking wild.

Look at the pure joy!!

"Today, techno-libertarianism has terminated in a corporatized internet, where individuals can express almost anything they want, so long as their speech is monetized by a handful of big platforms." From 2019 Under Trump in the US, this may have changed a bit logicmag.io/bodies/anoth...