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Tonight I'm hosting my first pro wrestling show for all the Mayhemers out there. We're going to have some fun and I'm excited to hold a mic in the ring for the first time!

Now:

: A non‑driver myself, I can think of no one Iʼd rather listen to give a recap of a movie like ‘The Fast and the Furious’ than @KillJamesBond.bsky.socialʼs @Postoctobrist.bsky.social, @TheAbigailThorn.bsky.social, & @DevonOnEarth.bsky.social → great job, guys! 😄 – Cars. 🙃 └ Hilarious 👏 ·

🙉 · ⚜️ #STL

Interesting footnote in Fellowship of the Ring #Tolkien

omg — 💚, why canʼt this be ME?! 😌💭 ⇩

⬐ Love seeing them! And @ Enterprise Center in our old city of St. Louis (only NHL game Iʼve ever been to was there) Good luck to the skaters!

▪ 🚇 improve public transit ▪ 📞 save the payphone ▪ 🌎 protect the environment ▪ 📚 preserve knowledge∕information “Uncertainty is the only certainty there is.” ╌ Mathematician @ja-paulos.bsky.social One never knows what they may need to rely‑on in the future.

Right? 🤦‍♀️ 🔊⦂ 🚇→😀👍|🚘→☹️👎

"Your thoughts and actions have the power to alter the course of human existence!"

love hearing the bilingual anthem at the start of a Wings game! 🇨🇦

This is literally a jukebox of 27,000 music videos organized by decade. How am I supposed to get anything done today? wantmymtv.vercel.app/player.html #MTV

Discworld QOTD, from Snuff "But what should we do when the highborn and wealthy take to crime? Indeed, if a poor man will spend a year in prison for stealing out of hunger, how high would the gallows need to be to hang the rich man who breaks the law out of greed?"

I was wondering what Zohran meant about being the 111th or 112th mayor and....huh. How odd. gothamist.com/news/miscoun...

Anyone Else Here xkcd.com/3188/

Yesterday, full mug of hot chocolate I was carrying inexplicably flew outta my grip as I entered bedroom… all‑over keyboard of my beloved ThinkPad. 😔 Today, dropped a bottle of nail‑polish → shattered across bathroom floor. 😩 – Canʼt wait to see how my clumsy ass tries to raise the bar tomorrow! 🤦‍♀️

: I got ‘besotted’. 👌

Happy Birthday Grandmaster Flash! Grandmaster Flash is here to stay, because he was born on New Year's Day.

I signed‑up for Bluesky on Nov. 18 ∕24, but didnʼt use it rite‑away, made a point of switching 2 it in 2025 & made my 1ˢᵗ post 1 yr. ago 2day on Jan. 1 ∕25 so this summarizes my whole time here so‑far. My Bluesky Wrapped » www.madebyolof.com/bluesky-wrap... Highlights + my 1ˢᵗ‑ever post a yr. ago:

BREAKING: Mary Sheffield became Detroit's 76th mayor after taking the oath of office in the morning on Jan. 1, becoming the first woman to serve as mayor in the city's history.

"Many men have been just as troubled morally and spiritually as you are right now. Happily, some of them kept records…If you have something to offer, someone will learn something from you. It's a beautiful reciprocal arrangement...it isn't education. It's history. It's poetry." – JD Salinger #botd

Happy new year to you all / Bonne année à toutes et à tous / Alles Gute zum neuen Jahr!

Five things for the new year: 5. Don't make resolutions... 4. but you can have a few goals in mind... 3. and try to improve on some things... 2. but most importantly, be kind to yourself (and others)... 1. and do the best you can.

2017→Sitting by STL luggage carousells waiting 4 sis, Tony Hawk walked past & stood awaiting his bag. I was like ‘is that him⁈ʼ then other folks noticed too & started going‑up 2 him getting selfies, confirming it. Did not approach & bother him; just sat & watched. Gone by time Sarah got there. [½] …

As of 12/24/25, USPS changed policy on when they postmark mail. Mail dropped off is no longer guaranteed a same-day postmark. Tax returns & other time-sensitive items are now stamped when they reach a regional processing center, which may be days later. Plan deadlines accordingly to avoid penalties.

⬐ Cool footage! I flew in a rescue one from the Himalayan village of Machermo, Nepal TO Lukla back in 2011 🚁 (and to‑and‑from Luklaʼs Tenzing-Hillary Airport [LUA] & Tribhuvan International Airport [KTM] in Kathmandu on a Twin Otter). …

Thankful this actually did happen. We made a point of getting‑up early to put more sand down expecting thick layer of ice on account of a big temperature dip following heavy rain though the night, but wind gusts took care of it – woke‑up to dry ground. 👍 …

Whoa! 😲

When I got married, my name became a sentence (in French⚜️). » RE:

Crazy discriminatory policy. Not to mention so dangerous for people trying to get out of bad situations.

🎈🧸 Happy Birthday, @simonlamont.co.uk! 🐧🎏

Thatʼs a new one I havenʼt seen before → ‘MCASPHALT ADVANTAGE’ ♥️😄 ↓

Unlike Wonder Kid @NickMohammed.bsky.social, I apparently wasnʼt paying a whole lotta attention to anything this year. 🫤 ↓ · #BigFatQuiz of the Year 2025 … @Kathbum.bsky.social & @RoisinConaty.bsky.social seemed to be having a great time. 💛

@marysmilkmonsters.bsky.social: This soap Santa left in my stocking smells so good! 👃🍇🌌🧼🥛🐐🎁

Fortunes in our fortune cookies that we got with our Chinese food last night are just straight‑up ads for a lawyer.

angrily and repeatedly turning up the volume on this calming music playlist so it'll work faster

Snowboarder Patti Zhou 🇨🇳 (周苡竹)ʼs so cute! - 14 and just came‑in 1ˢᵗ in Womenʼs Halfpipe on her home mountain @ Yunding Snow Park in Chongli, Hebei, China. …

A Dinosaur Comics (@qwantz.com) card in #CATvsHUMAN! 😲 🐈🦖

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'My year end reading statistics' (originally for @theguardian.com books). p.s There's still time to pick up new book Physics for Cats at good bookshops and online www.tomgauld.com/comic-books-v2

Yay — Our copy of @pizzacakecomic.bsky.socialʼs ‘CAT VS. HUMAN’ arrived in the mail today! 👍 Isabel does not appear at all interested. 🤷‍♀️ — with @IAMKEVINPAUL.bsky.social (out‑of‑frame) · #webcomics · #cardgame 🃏 · #kickstarter · 🍁

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Random question but anyone here a historian of bars/notable drinking spots? Specifically in Hawaii?

@rocketchicken.bsky.social: Sorry for your loss, 🫂 💙 RIP Thomas†    ⬭ Ɛ😽3

❔⦂ Do you ever feel like youʼve made a string of very bad decisions in life that maybe set‑off a cascading chain of events, perhaps continuing‑on so far as to lead to the collapse of society and ultimately, World we live in now?

The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing. All from his movies.