how much is the betting the bsky's back end code is filled with plaintext messages saying "don't crash prioritise stability just stay up stop crashing no crashes just an online website that works"

sapphic? no thanks. i prefer lesbian stories by lesbians for lesbians...

A ladies' man is found injected with deadly drugs. Suspicion falls on Midsomer Florey’s circus troupe, deeply concerned that local witchcraft practices might threaten Bluesky server stability.

what perfect album came out when you were 16?

You could blame bluesky's increasingly frequent downtime on an overreliance on Ai coding tools, but that would be reductive, ignorant, and honestly a little mean :( The upstream provider is ALSO now a vibe-coded piece of shit! Its AI all the way down baby! There's no escape!

“Which diverse viewpoints?” “Oh, you know the ones ☺️😉😜”

Oh no, young women are responding to reactionary male grievance politics and global fascism by making their feminism about more than just aesthetics. Whatever will we dooooooooooooooooo

Dudes who don't know physics get to quantum tunnel* through the barriers that keep qualified women in physics from getting a spot to explain things correctly *Correction: Are completely unaffected by those barriers

the official app just gets more garbage every day at this point i swear

If you followed me for my titties I don’t post them as much as I do my complaints about capitalism so.

It’s infuriating when a woman comes forward about a man raping her in his hotel room after drinking and the response is “Why would she go to his room?” “Why would she drink with him?” This is Mike Pence logic. Women should be allowed to hang out with men without expecting they will be raped.

Opponent: Hypno use hypnosis and make that Pikachu racist *Hypno starts attack, Pikachu is fighting the hypnosis* Me: Pikachu don't give into the racism *Pikachu's cry starts to get a southern twang* To be continued...

The Tennessee legislature has now passed the trans registry bill requiring all medical information about trans people, including therapy notes, diagnoses, and prescriptions be reported to the state so it can be published to the public. apnews.com/article/tenn...

One thing that people don’t know about America is that honking your horn can mean “I am driving, hello everyone” in one state and “I am intending to literally fight you as immediately as possible” in another

Why aren't students protesting?

I need 500 people to donate a dollar I need 250 people to donate 2 dollars I need 100 people to donate 5 dollars I need everyone reading to share this post

God people are doing "trust the expertise" posting about fucking economists you motherfuckers can't even measure the value of a bundle of capital goods get the fuck out of here Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

JK Rowling: hello children Rowling: I'm very excited that the trailer for the new harry potter isss the number one trailer right now Poe: King: Lovecraft: Koontz: Barker: Rowling: i can tell by your awkward sssilencce that i musst be correct

Mental health care

Thirty percent of all hospitals in Oregon now refuse to provide lifesaving medical treatment to trans people. Not just gender affirming care to minors. They discriminate against ALL Trans people.

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

so sick of cis ppl trying to “um actually” trans ppl when we’re having discussions about our rights and safety being taken away. We’re living this shit, we recognize the rhetorical patterns of the anti trans movement better than you. Stop talking over us

Beth and I were discussing this and we accidentally gave ourselves psychic damage working out the details. This happens a lot.

Thinking of expanding the transfem new releases newsletters to include games, tbh, to help ease the Itch deindexing slightly.

I got a Pikachu umbrella.  I'm so happy so I'm bring even on sunny days.  I can't let go of it for the rest of my life. ピカチュウちゃんの傘を片時も手放せませんっ☆

it's over

not even out and already deindexed despite no content on the page suggesting it has content that itch deindexes for awesome just another reminder to buyers: itch is not a friend to creators

Cannibalism is the greatest expression of lesbian desire.

"but are you normal about trans women" jesus, no - i quite like them

most fucked up part of being a trans woman is the realization that passing is literally 60% class signifiers

Gay robot!

Leave vehicles to me. 乗り物ならお任せあれですっ☆

The revolution will be not be televised. It will be live.... A warehouse set ablaze because low wages. A tech bro (asshole) 's home attacked with a crime brulee. The fuckwit in Hungary loosing by two thirds. Finally some healing in the world. Do more. Please.

is she, you know, [mimics a giant cheese pull with hands]

Quick ask... If you’ve read Fractured Rune, leaving a review would mean a lot. Doesn’t have to be long, just your thoughts. Reviews help people actually find the book. #indieauthor #queerbooks #fantasybooks #bookrecs

Beth Hapworth, 26, who is often confused by straight men for the whimsical nymph of their male-gazey fantasies, will, in fact, bluntly cause them to confront their sad, grey little lives.

I spent last month calling every single service provider and bargaining them for discounts, cancelling our few remaining media subs so I could sign up again at a discount rate, and going through every bank and card statement to see what we could cut

this is *also* why miki way later is like "i love women and you're my princess" and kisses her hand takes out a literal condom to tease her My Yuri Is Deep And Has A Deeply Thought Out Plot And Character Dynamic Okay

any1 else notice how the "trans readings of characters takes away from letting men be feminine" people never seem to advocate for or make art of grown men with some facial hair or a bit of a receding hairline (99% of men) chilling out in a maxi skirt sometime w/o turning it into a "tranvestite joke"

Thinking about various monstrous women in sff and their internality like "wow this goes so hard" and then being told "actually a guy who doesn't even consider regular human women's internality already wrote about this" like okay but what if it was actually good though

the world is not really aware of this because the media doesn't report it as such, but what the trump administration is doing is gambling profit off the collapse of periphery country economies in asia and africa due to fuel shortages. like that is what's happening

people "have money", in that they have income. but the number of people seriously burdened by their rent is the highest it's ever been. the cost of living is so much worse than it was a decade or two ago. I know multiple people making the most money they've ever made who are barely hanging on.

Yes the median white man in American makes $70,000 a year, the thing is for the rest of us that's a INCOMPREHENSIBLE amount of money. Those are the people you're hearing from right now. Katelyn is a trans woman. The unemployment rate for you is 3.2%. For us it's 18%. Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

@safety.bsky.app continues to quietly vaporize accounts that it finds politically inconvenient is there an explanation this time? or just that same endless deafening silence? never forget that the people who run this site are enemies of liberation

Putting this here.

Maybe the real polycule is the 15-20 people you will avoid at queer events for the rest of your life

I see it's time for some "facts about sexual assault" discourse again, so here's a short rant/🧵 Sexual assault cases are some of the most challenging in the criminal legal system 1/3