Me to online communists who spend all day doomering.

wow i am So Sleepy

mac n cheesed to meet u

i cannot place my mood today which means it is probably time to sit in front of a happy lamp

oh shit new purity ring album

these are my gender goals

sweaty betty, clammy sami, and other damp gals

they say you can't go to the scrapyard and make yourself a lesbian. they are wrong

partner and i are BOTH dealing with ai-related workplace fiascos this morning...

21 Nov 2025

i'm dozemaxxing fr

what if guinan had tried to teach data to be an insult comic

what if the sommar was good instead of mid

leftover tofu shawarma for dinner 😋

hbo max is an incredibly funny streaming platform

ff7 au where cloud and sephiroth go off to run competing hot topic franchises and tifa and aerith get to be besties unimpacted by their bullshit

oomfies unattended in a shinra base what will they do

Knitted a blanket for @devongiehl.bsky.social and @iainhendry.bsky.social 🧡

i was going to do things but tragically i have a cat on my lap so instead i'm listening to jazz with a cat on my lap

a nice hardly stew

catching up on sex worker rashomon

when u bought ur lament configuration off wish

we know enough about whalesong i think that we can identify what whales vocalize when another whale is dying? someone should record it and burn CDs for rescuers who have to put them down so they can give whale last rites. might be comforting for it. that's the saddest thought i've ever had

"Sick? I feel great." #signalis #art

i did the thing and it is SO GOOD @soapsmoker.trans.army

Zoot Suit Samus

THIS IS YOUR LAWYER, ALAN,,,,

("cant take my eyes off of you" playing) me: i can't hear this song without thinking of heath ledger partner: oh was it in the joker??

i am going to trick megyn kelly into running straight off a cliff, at which point she will hang in midair until she notices the ground has disappeared from beneath her feet—and only then will she fall, her cry of "ya-ha-hooey" receding into silence

say what you will about squenix but no other company in gamedev leans quite as hard into their music. a guy made some good bleepbloop songs thirty years ago and they're still doing jazz albums about it

girl who ate two big bowls of cherries and will surely not regret it

sanded and oiled...! I'll prob do one more print with shallower eyes so they don't get shadowed out and better connections between the wing tips, then I'll be done

if im in an all-hands meeting it better be me, 5 girls, and all their hands on me.

do not put me in an all-hands meeting

peepo

getting chewed out by the captain because i keep using the transporter to share bites of really good meals

lesbian induced stupor

playing an ff7 for the first time... i was fully unprepared for the all-time fumbler that is cloud strife

cowards 3

Sorry I can’t go. I have horse rehearsal. I have rehorsal. We rehearse the horses, all kinds. Usually there are a few of us at rehorsal and everyone has different kinds of horse for it. For horse rehearsal. Rehorsal

Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous

Foul beasts, fit only to stain the blade of my axe. Once proud warriors, now the living dead. They are an abomination.

got a new oven and am still unused to it being "functional" and "good"... anyway did you know that if you overcook them on a sheet pan you end up with something akin to a chickpea's ghost?

every day i live in fear of what post you will catapult in front of my eyes next. good job

AVEY TARE ANIMAL COLLECTIVE SONG: *unintelligible screaming* *bowling balls being thrown through a guitar center* WEEEPINGLY SOCKETED AS THE VOMIT GIRL IS CHOPPING MEEE UP FORRRR DINNERRRR PANDA BEAR ANIMAL COLLECTIVE SONG: *cover of beach boys "Kokomo" on synthesizer* i just want to do nice things

women

got invited to a warehouse party but it was just a bunch of hugh lauries dancing under the full moon