Happy International Bunny day! 🐰 @isograph.ist 📷 @zashiwashi.bsky.social

They've lost the 9yos

Going offline and hiding in my house for a week so everyone will think I've been raptured

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

I’m fine with the Rapture as long as the man from Mars does not eat my cars and guitars and head

Seriously. Someone please make this t-shirt. The phrase is @giraffeloopy.bsky.social's original. Below. "Make The Rapture Secret Again" When JM Darby (pictured below) concocted the rapture in the 1830s, the original phrase he employed was 'The Secret Rapture.'

We got two new cats! Both voids, about 3 years old, a bonded brother/sister pair. One is super friendly (pics 1/2) and the other is very shy (3/4). It's day zero so they're still feeling out the safety of our room. Names are in the works. They are chonky.

Quote of the day: "Okay, let me go on mute here, and then you can -- [sound cuts out]"

#BunStream 🐰🔴 LIVE Tomb Raider Randomizer - New Feature: Counters! See how many times Camp gets pets, booped, etc. Throws and Pianos not supported yet sadly. - Resub alerts should now hopefully work. www.twitch.tv/campion608

Has anyone checked whether CK's killer ever studied the TRANSitive property in math class?

Stop reading the news and normalize lounging inside “Visiona 2” by Verner Panton at the Cologne Furniture Fair in 1970.

Jake and Elwood Bunny. The Bunny Brothers.

Let's see if the BlueSky Mod Team bans me for the following: Mussolini's remains should be cremated, and his ashes scattered in the Ionian Sea. The Villa Torlonia should be demolished and turned into a museum for the victims of his regime. Neo-Nazis don't deserve monuments.

Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative

If I were editing a column about Charlie Kirk’s political genius, I would tell the writer he needed to quote Kirk’s actual political beliefs. If the writer responded that doing so would weaken or distract from his argument, it’d be a pretty good sign that the column was not ready for prime time.

"Like plants looking for fall help, so are the Days of Our Lives."

Charlie KIrk believed that empathy was a "new concept" that shouldn't exist, so anyone who expresses condolences for him is being VERY disrespectful to his beliefs right now. please keep him out of your thoughts as he begins his transition into worm food. thank you

REO Speedwagon: "You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish." Person who works at a tuna fish canning factory: "What? I can tuna fish every day."

Just a reminder to check for your name in this list of books that OpenAI trained from. If your name is there, they probably owe you several thousand dollars. OpenAI cried that if everyone eligible author files, the company will go bankrupt, so I'm alerting every author I have ever spoken to.

Making toys, bringing smiles 💕 Doodle sheet for Juno!

Roses are red I ride a scooter

Me and @giraffeloopy.bsky.social 🦁❤️🦒 visiting the field of corn lol

Post a random picture or else everything will go wrong in September

LGBTQ students deserve to be themselves at school.

Quote of the day: "She clenches so hard it pops."

I wonder whether the Disney imagineers have already started work on a JD Vance animatronic.

Post a meme made by you I’ve actually seen this one in the wild.

Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey condemns anti-trans hate in wake of school shooting, calls for unity: “Anybody who is using this as an opportunity to villainize our trans community or any other community out there has lost their sense of common humanity” #NOH8

I fixed the Cracker Barrel logo if anyone is interested! #illustration #branding

I don't know why this lad is building a subterranean city for cats, but I'm all for it.

It's Rufus

Roses are red Please to explainy:

Grokka-dokka-dok is that true?

Today I learned the title is "Space Age Love Song" and not "I Was Falling in Love."

I heard there was a secret 'b' Hidden inside a 'blueberry' But you don't really care for GPT do ya It goes like this: a 'b' at first, and fourth and sixth, Whoops, minor error; purported fix, My AI reinventing "blubeberry" Blubeberry 🎶 blubellberry Blurblery

AI is now capable of designing a record-breaking deep sea submersible on its own. This marks a new age of exploration and I encourage all my fellow AI champions to build one and get in it so they can celebrate this achievement from the bottom of the sea.

Hello! It’s been a while! I’m looking to take in a 2-3 plush orders that will be completed by the end of September! If laying ponies aren’t your style, check out my prices and examples for other plush that I offer: deviantart.com/kazzysplushemp… Please DM me if interested❤️#mlpl#plushiei#plushsh

AI filmmaking is peeing. It’s pooping. It’s throwing up. It’s a new kind of liquid coming out. It’s hated by the establishment. It’s what goes in the toilet. It’s wet. It’s what’s in the bathroom.

"Okay, fine! Take your time machine and travel back to the 16th century. Listen to some classical music." "Of course, back then, they'd just call it 'music.'"

Music fans refuse to accept that most Beatles songs are about gay sex. All You Need Is Love… from a guy? Imagine… naked men? Happiness is a Warm Cock doesn’t even need explaining

Today is 8/02. Happy Magnolia Day to those who celebrate.

#BunStream 🐰🔴 LIVE This time, I'm the one throwing the desk! Also, Loopy Logic guest appearance! 9 new sound commands. www.twitch.tv/campion608

Ça plane pour moi

My new hobby: trying to sell NFTs to "wrong number" scammers on Telegram.

That one time I asked @giraffeloopy.bsky.social to shout for a balance test