Remember: don't eat the mid tier fast food chicken, don't play the wizard game, don't shop at the hobby store run by the bad guys from Indiana Jones, and don't donate to the bigot bucket.

Squeak!

Oh, that garage is _closed_ closed.

Good morning all you amazing critters and welcome to a marvelous Monday, we are going to tackle all things Monday and make it an awesome day.

So tempted to get one of these because of course I would have one.

Remember when some people were trying to tell us that furries were not a queer subculture? And now we have a gang of neo-Nazis straight up doing terrorism against a furry con. Please, tell us more about how furry-hate isn’t anti-queer.

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Pooltoy!

Good morning. I had a nice dream last night about being stuffed in a Vore Tube crammed full of three giant tightly-inflated transparent blue inflatable orcas and it was mrr. 😍 *fans self*

Goatsband

Decades from now people will look back and see the same correlation with the Trump era (especially on charts with labels like, I dunno, "incidents of food poisoning" or "people dying of preventable diseases" or "air traffic disasters" or "species extinction").

I haven't been updating much and forgot to post this earlier in the week. A surprise sketch from @elfreckles.bsky.social !

oh no!! they made @xydexxunicorn.bsky.social into a marketable electronic toy!!

Roaming packs of these sticking their nozzles in people and tfing them into balloons

Republicans want you to be unsafe, unhealthy, and unhappy, exhibit #489749 (Also fuck the Democrats who voted for this to end the shutdown so they could let the Republicans to get back to their very important work of making everyone unsafe, unhealthy, and unhappy.)

balloons are cool and we are one and should be treated as such that means play with us, squeeze us, inflate us, bap us around, inflate us, lay on us, bounce us, tie us up with string, inflate us, cuddle us, inflate us, inflate us, inflate us, inflate us, inf

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We met on FurryMUCK, way back in '92 The dialup noises said I soon could chat with you The text was slow but didn't stop you coming through OwO And now I open an abandoned term window We read the scrollback and it seems so long ago Do you remember how the TS used to go OwO

owo : You were the first one 0_o: You weren’t the last one VRChat killed the FurryMUCK star VRChat killed the FurryMUCK star All our scenes were in plain text But now we wear these big headsets Graphics came and broke your heart we had @descs not avatars….

"Of course, it doesn’t feel right to want IT to HAPPEN. And it’s obviously not okay to try to make IT HAPPEN. That’s not what this is ABOUT, just to make things CLEAR LEGALLY as far as VARIOUS AGENCIES are concerned." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/whe...

Always thinking of you, ya freaks

Wanna get inflated by a half dozen horny foxes with air pumps.

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"The most important lesson we can learn is that sometimes you shouldn’t try to learn a lesson."

Voters want a Democratic Party that fights back against the forces that have rigged the system and made their lives more difficult. A party that comforts the afflicted and afflicts the comfortable —not a party that buckles and capitulates. When will party leadership learn this lesson?

"Lemme get a pepperoni pizza, to go." ---me, the airheaded pony, at the to-go only pizza place

Please do me a favor tonight, and try to do something that makes you happy, even if it's something small.

Posm

Conventions chairs in the US: Just outright ban cos-playing folks in mil/swat looking tactical gear, full stop. With things as they are right now with masked vigilantes with federal badges kidnapping people, its not safe for attendees or for said cos-players running around looking like ICE agents.

Good. Fuck Kim Davis in particular but all bigots generally.

Thinking about humping pooltoys 🤤 #pooltoy #pooltoys #furrynsfw

so my understanding is that dems wont do anything if millions of their constituents are at risk of starving but will be spurred into action if they cant get a first class flight home for the Thanksgiving holiday

there’s a dark, deliberate irony in starving people right before the holiday where Americans consume the most food out of the entire year

Hopefully all Furry conventions implement a similar policy. In these troubling times there is no reason to tolerate edgy dipshits wearing fashy tacticool shit at conventions.

Tangentially, If you're showing up at a con in tactical gear in the year 2025 you're either an utter prick or a complete dunce, so pick one, 'cause there's no prevaricating on it at this point. You are deliberately an asshole, or you are thick as pig shit. Or both! You can have two badges!

Mood

Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...

1/ The US Government has quietly removed a memorial to Black soldiers who died in World War II from the Netherlands American Cemetery in Margraten, South Limburg. The move follows a complaint from the right-wing Heritage Foundation to the American Battle Monuments Commission. ⬇️

An #inflatable #werewolf in a raft for this #squeakysaturday 📸 @scubafox.bsky.social

#computer #tractor_feed #trypophobia

LRT: for real, do not let people ignore the context of that. It's Lynch as the character of Agent Cole giving his response to transphobia among agents with regards to the trans woman who is now the FBI chief of staff. It's a great quote! But it's deliberately about not being a transphobic POS.

Squeaky-squeaks! It's time for the SQUEAKEND! Art by @squidinu.bsky.social #pooltoy #furry

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I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.