The Monster Hunter Stories series it not at all what I thought it was. I genuinely thought it was something more akin to Pokemon meets How To Train Your Dragon. It's not that at all and 3 is doing some really inventive things that I enjoy.

I hired an exorcist to handle the ghosts that keep eating my snacks. I couldn't afford to pay him so my house was repossessed. Monster Hunter Stories 3 continues. (I received the game free from Capcom) twitch.tv/BennyFits

The Smothers Brothers were an American comedy duo that had a variety TV show and a perfect example of a non sequitur. twitch.tv/BennyFits

It's Friday the 13th which is one of the unluckiest days possible. Millions of people experience what is known as friggatriskaidekaphobia simply because it exists. But at least it's not Thursday.

What is a four letter word with a mild laugh in the middle. twitch.tv/BennyFits

This morning I mixed up my deodorant and my breath spray. So my torso is minty and cool but when I talk I have this weird Axe scent. twitch.tv/BennyFits

I'm going to start a new petition and I think I can get the vast majority of gaming YouTubers to sign: "Stop Killing Games Except When I Can Engagement Farm On The Killing Of the Game In Question"

@everyone Without warning I did it again. A very early stream to celebrate 10 years of Benny Fits. Or form an angry mob against it. Whichever side you happen to be on. twitch.tv/BennyFits

Thanks everybody that came out tonight. More tomorrow. Gonna have a big ol' stream tomorrow.

Today's no joke. It's officially my 10-year Partner anniversary just a month after my streaming anniversary. So we're going to celebrate 10 years of me being everybody else's problem. twitch.tv/BennyFits

I want to invite you to a party at my place. I'm streaming tonight and tomorrow for "Weekend at Benny's" a celebration of 10 years of streaming, 10 years of partnership with Twitch, and the poor decisions that got us into this mess in the first place. As always, attendance is mandatory.

Finished Resident Evil: requiem last night and I still have no idea how any of the people in these organizations are able to accomplish their goals. Nobody is even able to bring in the patio furniture without getting the entire hospital's leadership involved.

I think we put candles on top of a birthday cake because putting them under the cake makes them hard to light. twitch.tv/BennyFits

Stocking up for Sausage Fest, I can only assume. I don't really know what Sausage Fest is but people mention it a lot so I'm doing a educated guess here. Science.

Today I told my therapist that I was becoming more and more concerned that I might be delusional. Then I realized I don't have a therapist. twitch.tv/BennyFits

I don't know if it's too soon for this joke but... Stockholm Syndrome has a completely different meaning if you developed it after falling asleep on the Andrea Doria.

The day my mother discovered that cigarettes harm children was a good day for me. Because she finally started using ashtrays. twitch.tv/BennyFIts

If I ever suddenly won a million dollars I'd donate a quarter to charity. At the end of the day $999,999.75 is still a lot of money. twitch.tv/BennyFits

I'm never going to get over the death of all the fun filler text generators.

The IRS told me that calling my shoe-tying business a "knot for profit" didn't qualify me for any exemptions. twitch.tv/BennyFits

My greatest achievement is being eliminated mid-way through a tense limbo competition. Which, I'll admit, is kind of a low bar to clear. twitch.tv/BennyFIts

I have a new problem...

10/10 take from Casey. We spent a long time insisting that games were art. Then we invested so much energy into commoditizing that art. Then the dogpile became more lucrative than the art. I'd rather enjoy games than worry about a rating, a miserable YouTuber's clickbait take, or a ranked list.

When I was younger I broke my arm in two places. I'll never go to either of them ever again. twitch.tv/BennyFits

Just a PSA. Tonight we figured out that Grand Larsony is when you make counterfeit Farside comics. Take care when making your single-panel funnies.

I had a real scare when I fell off a 36 foot extension ladder today. I was only on the first rung but I'm still shook. twitch.tv/BennyFits

Me: I don't think it's legal that this guy keeps hitting me in the shins with a mop handle. SCOTUS: It was illegal for him to do that. Me: So he's going to pay for doing it for the last 7 months? SCOTUS: No, but now he has to stop doing it.

Spaghetti.

Toilet paper packaging no longer tells you how many rolls are in it. Instead it's how many it would be if they were a completely different size. twitch.tv/BennyFits

The saddest part of how tech has changed over the last decade is how it affects the perceived value of my content. Elon bought Twitter made it a place I couldn't be which was a massive loss in traffic. Now Discord is sinking an I can count on a big loss there as well. This feels so poignant now.

I told the story about how I threw a stick 5 miles and a dog brought it back to me. But everybody says it's far-fetched. (Disclaimer: Nacon gave me access to Styx: Blades of Greed for free) twitch.tv/BennyFits

Every time I see Jer in the red touque I think it's time for NanaOn-Sha to make a new rhythm game in the Parappa-verse called "Fer Sher Skankin' Jer."

I have a date for Valentine's Day. It's February 14th. twitch.tv/BennyFits

I got this game for free from HypeTrain Digital but I am free of any coercion when I say it might be the best take on the genre that has mostly just been "Paper Mario" I've tried to date. And this is after their cold pitch almost saw me sending them to spam! store.steampowered.com/app/1996390/...

I didn't find the ride I took in the self-driving car to be too scary. Until it stopped to ask directions. twitch.tv/BennyFits

Maybe if I wasn’t the goofy monster puppet guy I’d be a better person to say this. But when 2026 started I realized my hunger wasn’t for views or social relevance. My hunger is to perform better. To hone and to ply a skill.

Look, I'm nobody. I've been thinking about this and while nobody's going to read this thread I have some real thoughts based on a decade of streaming. I think we have a tendency to frame success as a cumulative work and not as the many parts that make it up. This is a self-defeating mistake. 🧵

I tried to make a career as a competitive sword swallower. But I choked. twitch.tv/BennyFits

It took me a while to understand the meaning of the word "inexplicable." It's nearly impossible to explain. twitch.tv/BennyFits

Kind of a dumb question but if I decided I wanted to assemble a crew to do end-game stuff in WoW: Midnight would anybody be interested?

Tuesday will be 10 years since I started streaming and I have no idea what to do with this information.

One of the reasons I'm no good at social media is I just don't feel like I need to say everything that passes through my empty skull.

My worst habit? Picking my nose.

Full disclosure - I got this one for free so keep that in mind. In spite of a few minor things that I'd say are minor nuisances "I Hate This Place" goes on the recommended pile. I really enjoyed this one and I think it's worth looking at. store.steampowered.com/app/2604490/...

Maybe the real Pizzagate was the wealthy men we made along the way.

I've always had a quiet fear of escalators. But I've started taking steps to ease my anxiety. twitch.tv/BennyFits

This guy looks familiar... Nah... Couldn't be. I'm just imagining things.

I've stopped consuming gaming-related critical media. So much of it serves to be smug cynicism. A good thing can't exist on it's own merits without being some ninety-five theses nailed gaming's church door. A bad thing exists solely the adulation when the self-fulfilling prophecy was correct.