If you mix up the letters in post office they'll have you escorted off the premises. twitch.tv/BennyFits

Confession: Within my 25 years of experience I have never actually taken time to learn regex. I've always had a few patterns for specific things and some fuzzy patterns that worked well enough.

My mentor used to say,"The most important thing in theater is to leave them wanting more." Amazing guy. Terrible anesthesiologist. twitch.tv/BennyFits

When you think about it, every national anthem is really a country song. twitch.tv/BennyFits

I'm embarrassed to admit that I used to believe my mother's claims she was psychic. That all changed when we threw her the surprise party. twitch.tv/BennyFits

Things just keep getting more expensive. Which if you is still eating avocado toast and buying lattes? twitch.tv/BennyFits

Think outside the box... Unless you're a cat. twitch.tv/BennyFits

I only recently realized that my shadow follows me everywhere. Which, when you think about it, is pretty shady behavior. (Sorry for the late start.) twitch.tv/BennyFits

Sorry, Clavicular. We only recognize one type of mogging around here and you are destined to lose.

Speed squaren't.

I had a terrible addiction to soap. I've been clean for years. twitch.tv/BennyFits

I was looking to get a job in trafficking organs. But I didn't really have the guts to join the market. twitch.tv/BennyFits

How is this week THIS packed with new and good stuff?

I watched Scarface for the first time last night. I feel cheated. Nobody knitted anything. twitch.tv/BennyFits

It's been well over 3 months and 3,000 miles and I'm starting to panic because my engine says 5w-30 but all I have is 80-HD. twitch.tv/BennyFits

No. The past 10 years have made my relationship with walls and barriers really strange. Can't put my finger on why but when anyone even mentions a wall or barrier my eyes roll in an uncomfortably exaggerated way and something in the back of my mind goes, "Ugh. One of these people..."

@shirogames.com How do I, as the best, most popular, smartest, and handsomest streamer on Twitch, get involved with Farever's early access launch this month?

I'll bet guys named Angus are really happy that the letter "G" exists. twitch.tv/BennyFits

Couldn't Spirit Airlines just start opening up seasonal locations in shuttered storefronts in run down malls and shopping centers everywhere? That seems like the kind of thing you do when your business isn't about making a profit. And your name is "Spirit".

I never understood asthma. For brief moments your body decides normal air won't do and demands special air you carry in your pocket. twitch.tv/BennyFits

Sorry, short-form-media-lovers. I've been a little off my game this week because I kind of don't like the feeling that I've got to churn out X videos per day to satisfy some algorithm. Personally I prefer my content to feel like a series of organic moments rather than like I'm forcing it.

Wood chippers are things.

Some days all you need is a good drink, a nice meal, and 25 billion dollars to make everything OK again. twitch.tv/BennyFIts

RIP to a real one. I think my Miyoo Mini has given up the ghost.

I called the city to report that Kermit the Frog's car was parked illegally in the hopes that it would be toad. twitch.tv/BennyFits

For sale: Checkov's gun, never fired. twitch.tv/BennyFits

If elected in 2028 I will not destroy a part of the White House and build a ballroom. But I will convert the Oval Office into a ball pit. twitch.tv/BennyFits

10 years in and I'm actually starting to think about content instead of just streaming because it's on the schedule. I'm terrible at it.

Trying to take some time each week to review games I really like. Wave Break is not a game I'm good at so I didn't stick with it but it's absolutely fantastic. Here's my review. steamcommunity.com/id/bennyfits...

I have a photographic memory. I just don't have any film. twitch.tv/BennyFits

Take a journey with me... gist.github.com/bennyfits/26...

I kind of can't take modern social media seriously. If I'm really honest, I think this sort of short-form text-media platform died with Twitter and trying to revive it in other forms just exposed the inherent decay even more. I kind of knew it before we started looking at other platforms.

I always give films a score of 3.14. The habit of pi-rating movies is a hard one to break. twitch.tv/BennyFits

I'm putting a bounty on a new mod. I need someone to replace Diana in Pragmata with a model of Diane Morgan and a decent impressionist to replace the voice acting. Call it "Cunk on the Moon."

This now ancient meme is how I see people engaging my content.

I'm about to be so red-pilled. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

Pragmata is a perfect game. It makes a set of promises then delivers on every one of them and lets no one thing overstay its welcome without reason. And it does all of that through the eyes of two characters who endear themselves to the player at every turn. It is perfect.

I've been trying to work up the courage to make the videos I've always wanted to make but I am so down on my own content that I am constantly preventing myself from doing anything at all.

I don't know why it is that people constantly accuse me of being lazy. I didn't do anything. twitch.tv/BennyFits

If you see this, quote a picture of you in glasses.

I've been really impressed by Capcom this year. 3 of the new games I've played impressed me and made me want to play more Capcom games. So far Pragmata has been the crown jewel of their releases this year. Literally nailed every bit of its execution.

I was going to tell you a joke about police searches. But I don't think it was warranted. twitch.tv/BennyFits

I like a lot of games that get mixed reviews on Steam. This is, in large part, because I like games. And, despite being a creator who covers games, I don't see most of them as a potential crop for content farming. I'd rather find joy than views.

My dad always said that when one door closes another one opens. Decent dad. Terrible cabinet maker. twitch.tv/BennyFits

You can tell the difference between a scientist and a tradesman by how they pronounce the word "unionized". twitch.tv/BennyFits

Humans eat more bananas than monkeys. But there's just not enough recipes that call for monkey. twitch.tv/BennyFits

Awesome.

I'm still using the mouse. Fight me, nerds! I've got a useful peripheral I've spent decades with I'm going to use it. Sorry, nerds. I didn't meant to get all aggressive with you... Plus I know I couldn't win in a fight.