When Bruce Lee said be like water he meant be full of whales and weird nightmarish deep sea fish.

YouTube music just flashbanged me with "IDK If I'm A Boy" from Blue Foster and great, thanks, yes, starting my day with heartache sounds great thanks 😵‍💫 Wishing the whole world a very Just Let Trans People Live Our Lives God Dammit

I don't know a damn thing about plastics or material science or any of this but still this sounds REALLY EXCITING

Art of the ancient Americas may not be your thing, but you have to love this earthenware crab vessel. I'm sorry, I don't make the rules. 🦀 This is going into our imaginary museum replica store, pronto. #LACMA Colombia, Calima style, Ilama period, ca. 1500 BCE-100 CE. 🏺 1/ 📸 me

"hottie with a body" implies the existence of other hotties, hotties beyond our mortal ken. hotties without form or substance

NEW SHIRT DESIGN 🎉 Are you a goth with Feelings™️? Yeah me too, so I made this. Put it on your chest if you want, that's what I'm gonna do 8) The Latin means "Let us live and love." Shop link here if you're so inclined: www.teepublic.com/user/heymons...

If you’ve been wanting a paperback copy of When the Earth Was Green to throw in your pack, take on a hike, get some sand or leaves between, it’s coming out May 5th! 🌱

me (being stolen): hey, what do you take me for?

Anybody else noticing things going a little nutso around the big seasonal tent poles of the year (equinoxes/solstices)? Starting to think they have a similar effect to full moons but just more drawn-out.

The Son of the Sun, The Lion, the unholy bastard of a Holy Crown Prince himself From an older story I haven't touched in some years but that still lives rent-free in my head

HELLO, MY CHILDREN, IT IS I, SARGON. I HAVE TAKEN CONTROL OF THIS MORTAL VESSEL TO ONCE AGAIN EXPERIENCE WHAT IT IS LIKE TO FEEL. ANYWAY, YOU GUYS DOING ANYTHING TONIGHT? IF YOU ARE NOT BUSY, I CAN MAKE A PIZZA FAR BEYOND YOUR OWN PRIMITIVE RECKONING. PEPPERONI THE SIZE OF WALNUTS, MY CHILDREN.

Joypilled. Lovemaxxing

Oh it seems I forgot what a miracle it is to be alive and have been attaching myself to outcomes instead of appreciating the luminous wonder of the present And you??

In other news, water is wet

Anyway happy Trans Day of Visibility. We deserve to exist, to create and live, and also to have quiet, peaceful, uneventful lives. We have value regardless of what we accomplish or make, of how we look, of whether we fit in or not. We're good enough as we are.

we always hear about the straights of hormuz and never the gays?

Here's one way to speak to Bluesky developers who are pretty determined not to listen

Bro come over we’re making up new shapes and i think we discovered god

in my rodent era

I'M SEEING THE MOTHERFUCKIN HU IN CONCERT THIS SUMMER

I know I got it right when the expression cracks me up

All I want to do is listen to Death Cab and make art.

painting process really be like this

Spring is in the air? Maybe? Get the PRINT at gricklemart.com! Right here: gricklemart.com/cross-stitch... #grickledoodle #witch #crossstitchlovers❤️ #frogs #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

Every day there are horrors But Every day people are falling in love Every day people are creating joy Every day people are saving each other in ways great and small We can save this world together

Feeling full of fierce love for and protective of all my queer siblings today. I want all of us to be able to feel joy, forever.

Cintiq needs repairs so this is what you get today lol

Update

*holds your hand* hey. Stop just thinking about the idea. Doodle it. It’ll probably take a couple or hundred tries but that’s okay. Just put it on paper. You’ll work it out

One second he's across the room from me doing whatever chinchillas do, the next I have a concussion

Small comforts lol

ONE OF MY NEIGHBOURS JUST MESSAGED ME ON GRINDR TO SAY HI LMFAO

Every time I log a few hundred words of progress it is almost always progress that has been wrestled away from the grip of my inner critic.

Just your usual spooky chandelier in a wood

Happy Wednesday

I need somebody to help me understand why gay cis men have such a seemingly poor grasp of dating safety. Meeting up for at least 1 date before agreeing to hook up seems like the most basic thing to do, especially in a world with machine-generated photos???

My music algorithm has settled on to "hoot and holler bluegrass" today and I'm not mad about it

Neither monogamous nor polyamorous, but a secret, third thing (indifferent)

Started pushing forward on Nox Hill again. Wanted to adjust the beginning. "I'll only replace up to a point," I thought. "I'll still be able to use some of the pages I did." Dear reader, I was wrong

Beaming this straight into the face of my inner critic

Cairo is such a sweet guy and he could really use any help y'all could spare. Please consider donating!

helloo i'm back looking to draw your rats badly in ms paint for £10 each to cover some vet fees for ebi! pop me a dm if you are interested, only gonna be doing a limited number for the moment

The premier's use of the notwithstanding clause to steamroll over the will of the people is enabled by the destruction of unions. We need more unions everywhere to stop that freak, and leverage the threat of a general strike to stop him from ever wielding it.

Astarion: Is very pale Astarion: "oh it's ok I don't sleep at night I can keep watch" Astarion: has fangs Astarion: "I'm an upper class elite" Book on Vampyr: "Vampyr like to hide as upper class elites" My entire party: "Astarion sure is a normal dude"

Bluesky: I’m a better person than you Twitter: I’m a better person than you because I’m white Instagram: I’m a better person than you because I’m hot LinkedIn: When people say “I’m a better person than you” this is what it teaches me about B2B marketing

when I get told what I like is cringe my instinctive reaction is to think "of course you don't get sophisticated culture, you peasant" and it's with great restraint I don't say this out loud

Bringing love into the world, any amount, in a time when the world desperately needs more love in it, is so important. You are important. Your heart is important. You enrich the world around you by standing in the face of cruelty and being capable of this. I'm proud of you & I'm glad you're here.