Ear bath of extrëm coziness ❤️

Further evidence that The Haunting of Hill House is funny "Those are Arthur's bags right there. He brought his golf clubs, just in case." "Just in case of what?" Theodora asked blankly

Gravity + Loup dog is always an entertaining combination - look at his droopy faaaaaaaace

13. Tantalising Doom Arch Of The Horticultural Elfwomen.

People are on fire with the book ideas in the comments tho

16yo, noting the new art: of COURSE mom would hang that up Corey: you may have noticed your mother's ambition to be a terrible swamp hag It's so nice when your family understands you ❤️

If you have ADHD & you have a whirl-windy day where you magically get things done, I highly suggest doing a “reverse to-do list”. Write down everything you did like it’s a to-do list you need to do, then give yourself the satisfaction of crossing it off! Mine is 15 items long & I feel amazing.

Look at this chaossy little weirdo ❤️ before and after I bestowed smoochies on her snoot

WELP I did indeed Clean Up Around Here, go me, woo 💀 Remaining for tomorrow: * mop floor (just as well I procrastinated on this one since there have been many soggy dog feet tonight) * put away heap of blankets * write some damn words

THERE I have added appropriately welcoming art to the foyer 💀 WYSIWYG chez Berubofsky

The thing about housework: If life feels out of control, exercising some control over your environment is v soothing, even if it doesn't actually change anything like HOW CHAOTIC CAN MY LIFE REALLY BE if the kitchen is clean

Shit To Do For My Satisfaction (instead of scrolling) * go to Michaels for frames * hang art * make some progress on the goddamn basement * throw a few hundred words around * mop the floor if I do the things I will FEEL BETTER and the WHOLE WEEK will feel better but man moving is harrrrrd

SCRËM ok fuck it tea and pie and meds and then we roll

WELL it's the weekend, also known as time for a frantic attempt to beat back household chaos in order to keep our shit anything remotely resembling together for another week Why is treading water so goddamn much work!!!

[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison] 🎵Baba Yaga 🎵Walking down the street 🎵Baba Yaga 🎵House with chicken feet 🎵Baba Yaga

Snoogling with the handsome visiting doggo butt ❤️

Few things fill me with rage like people being assholes to those in the neighbourhood group who ask for help with food or have questions abt local food banks It's always the same goddamn people being assholes, too, GTFO you heartless fucks, this behavior should disqualify you from the community

14yo, seeing the reaction to their words: wow, I'm a mass murderer

IN CANADA TOO PLEEEEEEASE OMG

This is close to what the lady (romantasy reader) said on Instagram that I wanted to throw the book at. She was like "We don't need physical descriptions, we already know what the heroine looks like." So the industry expects us to lay down and erase our unique identities and experiences? Think not.

Favorite new reaction image

14yo, describing a song: It's by one of those old bands, you know, like the Beatles 14yo: And there's a part where it says "hey ladies, hey fellas, and the people that don't give a fuck"-- Me: CHILD, ARE YOU TALKING ABT LIMP BIZKIT 14yo: Yeah, them!

The latest from the delightful local design shop whose sign never fails to add a dose of weirdness to my day also 100% the writing energy I am going to cultivate 🧘‍♀️

I had the honor of making this painting for Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein.

(reader turns over tarot card showing death) me: yikes reader: no it's okay it just means change (turns over the devil) me: oh no! reader: no no its inverted, so freedom from restrictions (turns over kitten card) me: awwww reader (white as a sheet): run. run and dont stop running

This was every bit as delightful to write as I was expecting 💅 I hope I get to keep it The trouble with being part of an immortal ruling class is you're ALL STUCK WITH EACH OTHER FOREVER

I do enjoy what snow does to the light this time of year, enhances coziness by 50%, pour the tea snoogly butts do their part too

The layers of built history people just...casually live on top of and in amongst, and the way it will spontaneously irrupt into the present like this every now and again, is pretty mind blowing to this Canadian

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...wut 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬

The thing about calling an electrician or plumber about a house issue is the risk that it will turn out to be something STUPID Me: But those lights all died at the same time and one of them is sort of flickering, it can't be the bulbs 🫠🫠🫠

ugh took a gravol at 4am and remain spacey af, time for a nap before poking at anything productive 💀

James Bond is an experience irretrievably lost to me bc I saw Austin Powers first I spend any given Bond flick waiting for Austin Powers to parachute in and save the movie

Sing muse of a man who should get into the wine dark sea

LMAO oh my god I am hearing he started this exchange? jesus christ what did he SAY

anyway I am exhausted but also I am really enjoying my bitchy vampire love interest, he is a grumpy self-loathing wet cat of a man who has no right to be this much fun to write about FOR EXAMPLE I got to have him tell someone that vampires write shitty poetry, hee

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Me, staggering past one drafting milestone only to face the next one 💀💀💀💀💀

Well I went and took my meds and LOOK AT THAT I feel a lot calmer 💀 so apparently I guessed right, phew

gahhhh FML I cannot remember if I took my meds or not I am not falling asleep, which suggests I took them? but also I am vaguely mad at everything and scatterbrained af, which suggests I did not?

Hey folks. I am blowing out all of my paper prints. 50% off all 53 different prints. There will be no more reorders on stock so once they're gone, they're gone. Shipping in Canada is $25 so buy 2+ Sorry no US orders. I can ship to Europe & Mexico. earthskyart.ca/product-cate...

LMAO holy shit yes please

Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...

okay self FFS we got shit to dooooooo, kick the vampires around, get the yard winterized, make the grocery list, the snow waits for NO MAN

Hi everyone, award-winning horror writer here. So here’s the thing: No. Absolutely not. Not a fucking chance.

IMPORTANT NEWS FOR WRITERS the Frankenstein soundtrack is now available in full, prob timed w the Netflix release, and it is full of ***impeccable*** vibes