Also, behold my photobombing devil child

Well this dress did not used to be so snug 😭 BUT it remains cute goddammit

Editing tip: select the whole section and delete it from existence forever. (it's going to be fine, it will creep back like weeds anyway, you can't kill this shit) ✍️

Okay if this is the case maybe I have to see it This movie was either going to be catastrophically stupid and ass backward about gender OR completely amazing, and I was feeling kinda cynical abt its chances...BUT...

Didn't Bridgehead's "large" cold drink used to be significantly larger than 16oz?? Like at least 20? Am I losing it or are they annoyingly doing the same pay more for less bullshit as so many other places?

...oh look in creating a devilish maze for these characters to defeat I have set myself a BIG STUPID GEOMETRY PROBLEM, wtg 💀

I SURVIVED 💪💪💪💪 the universe owes me Bridgehead in compensation for my adultiness and everyone at the lab was perfectly lovely and understanding (but omg plz clap that was really hard 😭)

ALL RIGHT BY FUCKING GOD I am marching out the door in the next hour to get the goddamn blood work done that I have been putting off for *checks notes* 2 months I am really bad with needles ok?? which is embarrassing as hell with as many tattoos as I have but it is NOT THE SAME

i say this as a student of history and sociology: this might be the dumbest imperial collapse yet

New poem, “Advice”, in the latest issue of Island magazine. With thanks to poetry editor Timothy Loveday for giving it a home.

Falling asleep at the computer so I am going to nap and then SEND THE THREE (3) EMAILS that have been falling out of my brain FOR WEEKS even though one of them will get me paid 💪💪💪

Mais 😂😂😂😂 Librairie page 189 rue du fg saint Antoine ( et de fait elle est top)

Rhododendron tiiiiiiime 🔥 I don't know what it is with these plants but this is the ONLY ONE that has ever thrived for me?? It was like $8 at Canadian Tire in November like 20 years ago, and look at it, dang #bloomscrolling

the best thing about poking at an outline all day is that your brain's gears go on turning when you walk away from the computer I just got the BEST idea earlier, I am so pleased with myself lmao this is gonna be epic

An icon ❤️😭 My very favourite role of his was the voice of the skull in The Last Unicorn 🤌🤌🤌🤌 It also cracked me the hell up to learn that he sang Les Poissons in The Little Mermaid because all I could ever picture after that was Odo singing it

how am i supposed to clean out my closet when i am a bitch and a lover and a child and a mother and a sinner and a saint? all those bitches need outfits

The Canadian book world runs on a shawarma-based economy, fyi.

Poking around the internets for city homicide rates for Reasons and jfc these numbers in the US are jaw dropping???? Topping the list: Birmingham AL with 73 per 100K people in 2022 Canada's outlier (Thunder Bay) once hit 11 per 100K

ugh guys please tell me that it's okay to be working this hard on such a silly project

Uhhhh Murderbot, OBVIOUSLY

YESSSSSSSSSS this book is so goddamn good 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌

closing on 78K and concluding that romance is stupid and hard, BLEH I can't resist complicating my life with COOL IDEAS but yeah: hard and stupid and hard. AND STUPID.

There was a Fancy Pants Restaurant too expensive to go to more than once a year that was worth EVERY DAMN PENNY because every time you went they had a different menu but you could count on being DED OF FLAVORZ after savoring every single bite Whyyyyyyy did they close 😭😭😭

Three fucken weeks until exams and the end of the school year rat race. Hauling myself toward it by my fingernails here AND I'M NOT EVEN THE ONE IN SCHOOL

75K lolsob and the words keep MULTIPLYING without GETTING ME ANYWHERE, cmon self we are already maxed out for projected word count stop complicating everything!!! but also I LIKE my complications goddammit 😤

Allium fireworks ongoing - goddamn I love these things, and they have happily multiplied all over the place; I planted a lot of them but not this many!! #bloomscrolling

i'm so scared of this guy i'm creating in my lab. can't wait til he's done so i can freak the fuck out when he wakes up and chase him off into the woods

Nearly impossible to overstate the tidal wave of joy Tolkien would experience knowing a Pope quoted LORD OF THE RINGS in an encyclical on the dangers of technology.

Man it is truly astonishing how shitty a few stray bacteria can make you feel and how quickly Wtf, soft animal of my body, get it together God help me if I ever get REALLY sick

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

I sat down with some beautiful poetry friends for prompt writing and exchanging critique on wed and BEHOLD, the resulting brain percolations actually prodded me into sitting down and distilling them into a poem this am??? @amazonsyren.bsky.social @helendestroy.bsky.social you are magneeeeeficient

I'm torn between thinking this is the only legitimate use for AI and thinking we should all just ask @chuckwendig.bsky.social to do this instead

Important petition about working from home! www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

This is fucking hilarious. Let's make sure to coordinate RTO4 not just with absurdly broken useless transit but also with sky-high gas prices and catastrophic amounts of construction! Nobody gets ANYWHERE without vast aggravation regardless of transport method! FAIRNESS AND EFFICIENCIES BB

Allium fireworks, engage!!! #bloomscrolling

WELP never moving again, too comfy, visiting doggo butt is best lapdog evar

Apple treeeeeees ilu ❤️❤️❤️

In case you missed it

17yo has been helping me fancast sexy vampires for future IG purposes and suggested Freddy Carter as the grumpy vampire love interest she pointed out that one thing he excels at is looking PROFOUNDLY annoyed and you know, when you put it like that...give the guy witcher hair and I can kinda see it

From earlier today: behold the dog days of spring

Falling asleep over the computer but napping is not fucken working either!! Time to try something drastic, i.e. a stupid walk to do a stupid errand and blow some stupid dust out of my stupid brain

Relatedly: 70K 💅💃😎 and dammit I really do enjoy these deeply unserious sexy vampires

Ooh yes please 👀👀👀👀👀 gimme yer likes so I have something to play with when I surface from the day's words! 1 like = 1 thing I'm Super Normal About, Actually

my unpopular fantasy take is that I like when the writer introduces some Proper Nouns and then absolutely refuses to elaborate. Not a bunch of wikipedia articles, not ignoring setting completely, just “yeah there’s a Witch Marquis of the Emerald Throne. No you can’t know what that is, moving on.”

Dog decided to chomp on my bookmark and, well, that's a whole entire mood, isn't it

This is an excellent and accurate take. HOWEVER if you have small children please also check out Jennifer Gasoi, whose two albums are both delightful

A beautiful Zo beast and the additional third of a cat I brushed off of her 🫠

So it's after midnight. I am walking a dog bc idiots with fireworks have finally settled down. Lost in thought after falling down a terrifying Mt St Helens rabbit hole earlier. Someone on the bike path is looking very closely at something on the ground w a phone flashlight. (small 🧵)

Sunny, scruffy Loup dog ❤️