<hands a trophy to the bubonic plague for its co-starring role in the Hundreds Years' War>

Age verification? The truck I learned to drive in used leaded gas, and had its high-beams switch on the floor...

S-Tier rant 😀 (complementary)

"Opening tonight at Sulaco Arena, everyone's favorite 'Aliens'-themed Celtic punk band: The Dropship Murphys!"

"Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work." Goddamn SharePoint page--load!

Pretty much *all* the kisses in this fic are risky/loaded/suspicious...

Make a warship mid: USS Bumblebee

I get my news from a reliable source

Watching "Flow" for the fourth time--just as enthralling as the first time

No new pictures. Where are you at mentally

<checks date of birth> I suspect we can give Warren Buffett a pass on this...

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.

The Man with the Golden Sausage

<rolls eyes at Walters mention so hard they fall out>

Yourself, but as a cartoon

"And can I *finally* have my nose back?!"

Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence. So, I had a fic open in an adjacent tab, yielding this (too many characters to paste)--

Oof! I felt that hit from here! #NFL

me, pulling car into driveway: "Okay, so, for all intensive purposes--" him: "No, no. I know that's what that *sounds* like, but the actual expression is--" me, tossing a pair of welding gloves and goggles, and a crash helmet into his lap: "I know what I said."

Your 2nd favourite aircraft? (Takes a licking and keeps on ticking)

Are the Niners receivers satirizing an "Always Sunny" scene? #NFL

mmm...overpowered Child Crusher 2000™ #RAM

Slightly diminish a game: Redhead Redemption

Here 'ya go... www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IXQ...

Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice & Mothra

That's the most loony final 2 minutes I've seen in a *long* time! #NFL

Picture of the staff who operate my account

Share a great female villain

You've just opened up a Star Trek themed restaurant. What are you calling it? A bakery called "It's a Cake!!"

Was having a group chat on the topic of immortality. Opinions were mixed, so I weighed-in... #FriendshipFriday #MLP

Make a Bond movie casual Mobile Game Royale

Just looked up the results from last night's T-Wolves/Nuggets game, and damn near spit out my coffee when I saw Joker's stat line! Holy shit! #NBA

<stands at bathroom counter, fumbling pills, trying to remember what he just took> "God, you're dumb--good thing you're pretty!" <glances up at mirror> "Uh, oh..."

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, took the Silmaril to the Uttermost West, in an effort to beseech the Valar to give aid against Morgoth.

How I’m turning up to the Bluesky Christmas Party

Ghost of Christmas-Yet-To-Come has had enough of your bullshit...

"Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television" Disney-style...

A Lord of the Rings cover band called Huorn Lewis and the Yews

Holy shit--I felt that from *here*! #nfl #ChiefsVChargers

Gustav Klimt's "Death and Life"

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

Ruin a song by changing the lyrics. "Exit light, enter knife..."

Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head? Not poetry, strictly speaking, but close enough... "To die, to sleep; To sleep, perchance to dream. Ay, there's the rub. For in that sleep of death, what dreams may come When we have shuffled off this mortal coil"

If you see this, repost with your model of masculinity OG answer: I grew up on Tolkien in the '70s/'80, so Aragorn. Currently?

Currently working on cup #2...

Insert a movie into another movie: The Rescuers Down Under the Volcano #filmsky 📽️

The Mome Raths Outgrabe, Charlie Brown

What I am wearing to the Bluesky Christmas party:

"The Last Poaster"