Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only (avoiding one-shots and single-season shows): Seasons 2-9 of The Simpsons DS9 Hill Street Blues Rockford Files Breaking Bad For All Mankind ST:TNG The Muppet Show M*A*S*H MLP:FIM The Expanse Reacher BoJack Horseman Futurama The Carol Burnett Show

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Strawberry Neuropathy

Highly recommended!

Chatting with the youngest step-kid about pointless tech, rolling my eyes at anyone who would spend real money to get Goblin Goggles™ from IncelEyeWare®

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, DC, Marvel, Disney, Pixar, Spielberg, Cameron, Wachowskis, or Ghibli.

You're Gen X. You can bring back one thing from the 80s. What is it?

Quote post with your favorite fictional coded or literal stoner

"Coming from Focus Features, fall 2027, 'Conclave 2'--This Time it's Pontifical!"

"If you were in charge of Star Trek what would you do?" Trivial answer? Renew "Lower Decks" for 3 more seasons. Harder answer? A series set during the great migrations that split apart the Vulcans and Romulans.

Sure, you're old, but are you "'Hemo the Magnificent' and 'Donald in Mathmagic Land' double feature in the 7th grade" old?

If you see this, drop a hero with a sword!

Explaining to my followers why my posts aren't that good

I'm concerned that we only have 86 years left to build the Temple of Syrinx, and get it fully-staffed with priests...

[Ford Maverick has entered the chat]

Add food to a movie name: "All Quiet on the Western Omelet Front"

Mash up bands P!NK Floyd

Sluggo, on his return from the Rheinland where he had to go to receive his salary: "They paid me in Worms!"

I wrote a whole 3-volume MLP (Gen 4) epic over 9+ years ago, plus a related follow-up one-shot, but this Gen 5 fic is more approachable: archiveofourown.org/works/345784...

Thank you for your attention to this flatterer.

Oh, I shouldn't have looked...

"Don't Fear the Reaper" Chapter 1: The Wake All our times have come Here, but now they're gone Seasons don't fear the Reaper Nor do the wind, the sun, or the rain — Blue Öyster Cult, "(Don't Fear) The Reaper" (Finally writing again, trying to "prime the pump" with a little more fanfic) 🤞

Sure you may be old, but are you SHIFT + INSERT old?

I have a joke about the Vietnam War, but I have to get it translated from French first.

Wonderful Christmastime by Paul McCartney

Hello and welcome to my unboxing video

Pitch an unnecessary sequel The Sound of Video

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

Your job is to pick the worst possible actor to play James Bond. Go!

Every politician who agrees to a Chotiner interview

"Well, *that* escalated quickly!"

"Hitler, has only got one ball..."🎶

Milfra

<hands a trophy to the bubonic plague for its co-starring role in the Hundreds Years' War>

Age verification? The truck I learned to drive in used leaded gas, and had its high-beams switch on the floor...

S-Tier rant 😀 (complementary)

"Opening tonight at Sulaco Arena, everyone's favorite 'Aliens'-themed Celtic punk band: The Dropship Murphys!"

"Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work." Goddamn SharePoint page--load!

Pretty much *all* the kisses in this fic are risky/loaded/suspicious...

Make a warship mid: USS Bumblebee

I get my news from a reliable source

Watching "Flow" for the fourth time--just as enthralling as the first time

No new pictures. Where are you at mentally

<checks date of birth> I suspect we can give Warren Buffett a pass on this...

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.

The Man with the Golden Sausage

<rolls eyes at Walters mention so hard they fall out>

Yourself, but as a cartoon