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Can 🫵YOU help @oceanfilly.bsky.social get back to her sea truck without getting eaten by the ice wormth? #subnautica #dune #twitch

It's giving

if one more person tells me that git is easy to use im going to delete some directory that has a bunch of stupid hidden files in it that are unmentioned but critically important so the next time i try to "push" it freaks out & I just give up because Im afraid ill somehow overwrite something. at them

@oceanfilly.bsky.social found this gif of you streaming #subnautica

As sick and degenerate as New Yorkers are, even they wouldn’t elect a man named Andrew Cummo

Does anyone know if @realgdt.bsky.social 's movie #frankenstein will be available on 4K or Blu-ray?

A third plane has struck Dick Cheney

Can anyone get their #moviepass card to work or is it happening again?

“I was watching the baseball game” Interesting. I was contemplating solutions to the great global challenges of the 21st century. But your game sounds nice too 🤷‍♂️

TWO EXTRA PLAYERS AND THEY SCORE AGAINST YOU??? #blackhawks

If I was the other team I would curse the #blackhawks with more powerplays. There's no worse team to get them. #hockey #nhl #chsn

@oceanfilly.bsky.social hear me out, I think the steam could be improved with two new petcams

Updating my LEGO White House

Recorded the nibblings beating the pinata and the super 8 camera finished 4 seconds (four) before the final strike. #kodak #super8 #film

The client's an architect

The Chicago Cubs *must* make it to the World Series and lose in order to correct the timeline In 2016 the natural order was disrupted by freak solar flares that temporarily allowed the Chicago Cubs to win - this angered God Everything you see now is a result of that tragic event We must go back.

YOU CAN EXTEND YOUR SUPPORT FOR WINDOWS 10 BUT YOU HAVE TO DO IT BEFORE OCT. 14! Yes it's only for one year, yes you should consider Linux, but if you just don't want to deal with this shit NOW, here's a comfy raincheck. It says "$30" but I just did for free: windowsforum.com/threads/how-...

every year i check the amazon prime day deals and every year i end up not buying anything and it's not due to stringent moral principles it's just due to me not wanting any of that crap

Open #instagram #reels Sora Al Ad Sora Al Sora Al Ad Sora Al Al Close reels #soraai, #ai

Fun fact, if you accumulate 300 people to send letters to in #votefwd they say you're too handsome and too fabulous to continue until they hear from you via email :3

Amazon To Pay $2.5 Billion Settlement For Tricking Prime Customers https://theonion.com/amazon-to-pay-2-5-billion-settlement-for-tricking-prime-customers/

Sumerians Look On In Confusion As God Creates World https://theonion.com/sumerians-look-on-in-confusion-as-god-creates-world-1819571221/

Adding this image to all those articles about the Black Hole Star they discovered

ME ON A TRAIN: Oh no, I accidentally clicked a video with sound! Oh god, people heard a second of loud sound from my phone. I have torn the social contract. EVERYBODY ELSE ON TRAIN: Shit yeah, train time, time to watch the loudest TikToks

Nintendo Switch 2 cartridges now taste and smell like thanksgiving steamed broccoli with cheddar

Hello??????

Corporations like meta will have all the data that exists in the world and then show me an ad for a product I already own. I like the #reMarkable but I don't need more of them.

the way Dratini faints in Pokémon stadium 💀

before anyone asks I do in fact have adhd

I decided to go all the way on #hulu and just delete the whole thing. Account is gone. #boycott #boycottdisney #boycottdisneyabc #boycotthulu

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

Fuck your app. I want to be able to visit your website and do everything I need to do there. Apps are for specific functions, the way computer programs used to be.

Do not obey in advance.

At regal cinemas @regalcinemas.bsky.social they have the movie "Do The Right Thing" playing today. I remembered because in my calendar I made a reminder for it that cryptically said "Do the right thing" and Ive been panicking for the past 40 minutes trying to figure out what past me was saying

TBH I’ve always hated Kimmel, as far back as when my husband loved The Man Show, but I will go to war for a country in which one Dear Leader’s opinion about some talentless hack on TV to be unimportant

Congratulations fellas, we’ve all moved one spot up on the world’s most handsome man rankings

Pros And Cons Of Deploying Troops To Chicago https://theonion.com/pros-and-cons-of-deploying-troops-to-chicago/

24 Years Ago Today: The September 11th Issue

The hexing will continue until morale improves

you should not mourn Charlie kirk because it would be disrespectful to his beliefs

(explaining 9/11 to kids) imagine if charlie kirk got killed while you were at school and they played it on the tv

Charlie Kirk did not approve of empathy so let’s move on, it’s what he would want. 🥰😌

another classic for bluesky

Trump Urges Supporters To Move On From Societal Disdain For Pedophilia

The Onion News Network truck is currently stationed outside the Broadview ICE Detention facility just outside of Chicago.

Millennials are middle aged now but not me. I stayed young somehow