If you can't handle me at my Phantom Blood, you don't deserve me at my Steel Ball Run.

Speedrun xkcd.com/3246/

it's just one of those days

Any series that needs a detailed and contested watch/play order for the best experience is a mistake. KH could be the second coming but I dont wanna consult the flow chart to see if I am getting the full story here.

The combination of Final Fantasy fans and Disney Adults has created the worst-smelling fanbase of any single-player franchise in gaming.

Without the Disney IP, literally no one remembers this exceedingly average ps2 action rpg.

Bluesky Smash Bros. (aka Smash Bros. if it sucked shit)

bellowing voice: FULL GLIZZY CHAOS somber voice: full glizzy chaos

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Do they sell underwear in specific waist sizes or is it all some 32 to 34 bullshit or whatever? I'd crank the hog of the individual that sold underwear in singular sizes. Being in between sizes that aren't even exact between brands is a struggle.

Rapidly vacillating between thinking this is the worst image of all time and the greatest image of all time

And I would smoke 500 Cigarettes and I would smoke 500 more.

CGP Grey is the human embodiment of the most insufferable Redditors you can think of. I can't articulate beyond that why that channel rubs me the wrong way but boy howdy am I a hater.

My memory of what it was like to browse the Xbox Live Indie Games store page in 2010

Ryoko, Commission for @skullbusiness.bsky.social

One of the best things I've seen in a while.

Bandit Keith is so freaking funny from the POV of an adult, He's a 30-something washed up drunk that was really good at a TCG, refused to have a sense of humor and is now beefing with a high schooler until it results in his literal death. He's one of the most realistic characters in the series

After you brought that "Miss Cigarettes" post back up on Friday, @nittles.bsky.social , I went and made her as a Mii. She is obsessed with a Yuri Fanfic about herself and another resident, who is married. All her nicknames for people are brands of Cigs.

In a recently translated interview, game director and creator of the Kingdom Hearts series Tetsuya Nomura confirmed that his cult hit Nintendo DS title The World Ends With You was actually based on Kevin Smith’s 1995 film Mallrats. paletteswap.site/dif...

“spicy content” “sinful sunday” awww look who can’t say FUCKING AND SUCKING

I don't think I ever posted one of my most viral Sailor Moon comics here

We lost Douglas Adams 25 years ago today. This has made a lot of people very sad and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

Men Without Hats being from Quebec is still something my brain can't gasp as true even though I know it is true.

Let's do mushrooms and put on Pure Moods like it's 1999.

Reminder: for The Prodigy’s 15th anniversary for their album Fat of the Land, the anniversary cover art simply added More Crabs

CyGames localizers definitely earn their pay.

Going live with a . . . Gunpla Randomizer?? Building the HG Rozen Zulu as a Manual Archipelago game with @averykitty.bsky.social twitch.tv/Nittles

unfortunately millennials are unable to credibly recommend any of our music or movies or anything else to younger generations. although we grew up with a lot of great stuff, we blew all our credibility by spending decades talking about space jam, a boring movie for babies

Me: *enters store that sells books in Morrowind* Morrowind NPC: Welcome to my store, OUTLANDER. Would you care to purchase anything, SCUM? Me: why would i buy anything you fucking idiot i just read all your books on the shelves for free lmfao you just got nerevarined, jackass

Fruit Stripe Gum (circa 1961-2023): A line of fruit-flavored chewing gum, famous for the colorful, zebra-stripe pattern on each stick, and notorious for its expeditious loss of flavor

Bit of a late #screenshotsaturday, but experimented with showing off some audio updates for #HAFO . Every stage pop-up will have its own music now. I'm not sure if I should restart the song each time or just let it loop. We'll see. #gamedev #indiedev #indiegame hafo.horse

It really is miserable to watch after 2 years of europeans taking pleasure in the US' descent into violent right-wing racist madness that now they're somehow being caught "off-guard" by the fact their own locally grown violent right-wing racist madness parties are about to sweep the continent

Combo Breaker is just weeks away. Time to prepare by rewatching the quintessential Midwestern OVA, Gunsmith Cats.

Mortal Kombat: Burnination (2003)

my top three favorite boroughs of new york: 1. new york 2. philadelphia 3. brooklyn 4. the one and only new york city! 5. boston 4. bodegas

@bigyellowsilly.bsky.social I made a funny little reference to a meme you made on Tomodachi Life

the worst part of working in food service is hearing about streaming shows you never want to watch every fuckign week

This game has rollback netcode and is the spiritual successor to the Among Us fighting game. If you enjoyed the myriad of shitposts borne from that project, I definitely recommend picking this up.

Made the worst basketball for a head you've ever seen, slapped it on a Mii and named him Space Jam. After an outfit change yesterday, he is now Amish. Tomodachi Life rules

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All the Miis on my island are obsessed with Marlboro Reds and Pepsiman. Early 2000s ass island I swear