At the risk of sounding like a world class hater, the day Enshitification comes to Steam is gonna be so fucking funny.

If it doesn't have "Road Work Ahead" in the archive, we riot.

This tv / Betamax combo was only affordable by drug dealers and disco executives when it came out. So when you look at expensive items from the past, just think about dudes with medallions and chest hair and nose bleeds watching Card Sharks on it or some shit

Not only is Reddit one of the Fed's favorite psyop disinformation sites, it also attracts the worst opinions. Local Dayton sub reddit goes full mask off hate the poor's anytime RTA or buses are brought up. Just clown shoes shit.

Y'all ever find out you are the side guy for someone in an open polycule? And that is why you can't come around but at very specific times? Lmao. Dating sucks so bad im going to fucking die alone

DOOF TRAM YADSEUT

Cannot stress how funny this is to me. He's so right.

Was checking on some hip hop accounts on the other sites and had to fact check a bit but holy shit. Gotta be one of the greatest days in music, not just the genre tbh

Registration is now open for our 2nd Ohio Online! 🔗: start.gg/ohiofgc 📅: Dec 7th, 7 PM

There are Chobits everywhere for those with eyes to see

I wonder how a Ska cover of Time to Pretend would sound.

HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

love when you get to the part of a Sailor Moon episode where it slow pans an establishing shot with a bass riff. yep, Jadeite is up to some bullshit again. roll that sick ass reused animation

The people who posted on MySpace in high school about scoring Molly for Homecoming are now very concerned their 12 year old kids are saying "67" and refusing to elaborate. Please, let kids just be kids?

The whole "67" meme has really proven who has become their parents as they got older. "What does it mean? Why are they saying it?" Because kids say goofy shit. Don't you remember any of the dumb shit you and your friends said as kids?

Please, God. Send me your yoinkiest sploinker.

We've got another online local coming up this Friday, featuring Street Fighter 6 & Virtua Fighter 5 R.E.V.O. World Stage. Dayton Wired Fight Club #23 www.start.gg/tournament/d...

Spray tan = $150 Waxing = $100 half leg, $200 full leg Complimentary prosecco 🥂 Walk-ins accepted!! 💝

One of my friends thought it would be a good idea to run Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe for Mystery Bracket last night Everyone hated the game so much that the TO let Top 4 take turns destroying their copy of the game

I think about this viral post weekly

*anime fan who will explode if he swears* "Have you seen the new season of, uh, Dang Da Dang?"

Hey, friendly reminder that Scott Cawthon's donations to the GOP literally contributed to SNAP suspension and you shouldn't buy or stream Five Nights at Freddy's anything.

i bought the vtuber mahjong book and my brain is so expanded. it's SO good, dawg. i thought i knew a lot about statistical analysis and strategy but i knew nothing at all. when the physical release comes out, i'm gonna grab it to pass around the house playgroup. A++ www.amazon.com/Ready-Use-Ma...

It's oddly comforting that, no matter where you go in the world, human beings are just really bad at security at least 90% of the time.

New awareness campaign

seeing some people qrt this with "erm actually Flandre came back so it doesn't-" yeah so did Bubble Bass catch up on your fucking Spongebob

There is nothing worse than a co-worker who talks exclusively about themselves/their kids/grandkids. It's great to give an update on your family, but find other shit to talk about, too! Read a book, watch a movie, fucking talk about how dogshit the Browns are this year, fucking SOMETHING.

I'm just saying, Tungsten Arm O'Doyle and the Akron Spiders would have got that series done in 6.

3rd place in Arcana at Dayton Daredevils. Elsa really out here with ths ACME brand Shepard's crook grabbing you from anywhere. God I love this game

It's real

This is the absolute funniest promo banner image I've ever seen. "Want to look miserable and lonely eating by yourself? Try Magic!"

It's November 1st! And it's the first Saturday of the month, time for another Dayton Daredevils monthly! start.gg/dytdaredevils

Come and win some or all of my $25 in the free Arcana Heart 3 XTEND bracket this afternoon at the @midwestmashup.org monthly, Dayton Daredevils! (start.gg/dytdaredevils)

Bluesky is beta testing a new “Sad Sack“ button for posts that sound like they were written by a real wet noodle. Upon pressing, the app will then audibly read the offending message back to the original poster in a Droopy Dog voice.

"Hey chat, does ACAB include the toddler dressed in the police costume for Halloween?"

You will never find the words "brevity" and "video essay" in the same sentence in the year 2025. Each new YouTube video must be at least 90 minutes at minimum. (unless you are posting a short, then entirely different rules apply)

Nothing makes me want to crash out harder than listening to my co-worker go on the "ADHD isnt real" rant. Oh really Karen? My problem is I didnt play outside enough as a kid and not a very real medical diagnosis and a literal childhood spent in therapy? Fuck you, you old hag.

lmaoooo Yesavage is a star

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗

Gonna rematch Maximum Overdrive this week. One of the greatest bad movies of all time, in my opinion.

A local polyamorous group has decided to dress up this Halloween as Mystery Inc. for the sixth year in a row. paletteswap.site/dif...

Took a sick day Tuesday cause I was up all night randomly throwing up. Perfectly fine now so we back at work today, baby. lets go