sorry for getting mad i know the europeans on the internet who get boners for scolding americans who cannot afford to leave are not representative of their countries either it just sucks ass being told repeatedly that the only moral path available to you is martyrdom

How many people did they put on ice before they dropped those bombs?

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It's a fascinating thing to watch the youth reinvent lolcats from base principles.

"You're not ready for how much the rest of the world hates Americans" I live here man I'm extremely used to the concept of hating Americans

I am not the first person to say it, but I have said it before and I will say it again: If you have the time and wherewithal to dunk on strangers in marginalized geographies for not overthrowing entrenched right-wingism on your preferred timeline, you need more shit to do wherever you live.

they gotta be trolling me

A lot of you have never traveled by intercity bus and it shows. That viral bus story from yesterday is pretty standard. If im honest. Bus companies and bus drivers treat paying customers like garbage. But most people stereotype people who take the bus as lower class and they treat you like it.

Only God's Strongest Soliders can survive a trip on Greyhound. 2024, the bus driver left 5 people in Gary, Indiana and we had to go back and get them. And he was mad as hell at US! Buddy, you left the rest stop early that's on YOU.

If the Left and Right joy-cons together make a Switch... Which is the Top joy-con and which is the Bottom joy-con?

replace rfk jr with this guy

Eating the AI art in protest is ironically more Art than whatever the fuck the ai guy was doing

this is my life now

Social media is killing me. Love coming online and being constantly beaten over the head by the world that I am not doing enough. Im not fighting hard enough and that makes me part of the problem. I apologize I haven't done more! Honest I know I'm scum because im American!

thinking about the pope pacing back and forth in his apartment at 3:30 am yelling at the tv

Checking in on the Florida Panthers tonight

David Lynch passed a year ago today. I hope we all can absorb just a little bit of the energy he put out in his lifetime.

It's now established canon that Courier 6 didn't want any of the smoke from Quarry Junction and you know what? Valid.

🤓 "The original Latin would have pronounced it as Kin-kinn-ati, akshully"

Gonna start pronouncing Cincinnati with hard Cs instead of soft Cs.

🔮 unicorning for a werewolf chaser couple called Maw and Paw

I've got a few, but man alive, that foil-wrapped Kit Kat, popping against that shade of red with the clean, bold white lettering was something special

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

I'm Knuckles deep in her Pumpkin Hill and I ain't gonna let it get to me

the daily beast has some kind of persistent glitch with showing the wrong headline/image combo on google news and the unintended comedy is adamantium-tier

my pregnant Dilbert animation cel skyrocketed in value overnight this is awesome

why did so many millennials read so many newspaper comics? easily 60 percent of my reading diet in elementary/middle school was collected editions of calvin and hobbes, farside, dilbert, peanuts, doonesbury (!), foxtrot (?!?) and i know im not alone. historically unique phenomenon

"Sinfest for Normies" is diabolical work

Damn, there goes Scott Adams. What a cautionary tale. An internationally famous syndicated comic demoted to Sinfest For Normies

keep fighting

Thinking about that time the My Little Pony comics, of all things, absolutely bodied Scott Adams.

Lmao what an idiot, Ivermectin doesn't cure cancer, cancer isn't worms and Scott Adams wasn't a horse. (Just a horse's ass)

Hear me out: Zordon Mamdani

long lost brother of this guy

Early humans thought this was the height of cool over 2million years ago

Criminal Minds was so hard to take seriously. You mean to tell me Greg from Dharma & Greg is a stone cold FBI superfed? Please.

When you repost something because you know a mutual is gonna really enjoy it

Yea

The Romans had it right when they made 8 "VIII" and 9 "XI" because let's be honest, four Is after the V would have looked gross and been confusing

Going live with a Dark Souls Remastered Archipelago! I’m sure this will go well! Come hang out! twitch.tv/nittles

hey Sega I know you're calling that a "fist bump" emote but you're gonna find yourself changing it real soon

My roommate is a teacher and has reported that ICE has been hanging around Septa stops and depots in the interest of abducting kids on their way home because they aren’t allowed to enter schools. They claimed to be part of a “Septa Strike Force” which does not exist. Boost if you can.

Holy shit the Seattle Kraken pride jersey goes so fucking hard

If you are an absolutely messy bitch who loves drama, I cannot recommend enough seeking out and joining the closest Swingers/LS group to you. You will be eating better than you'd ever imagine.