Jess Bean
@blckphillip.bsky.social
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GIS girl // everything old is new again
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky
about 1 year ago
is Luigi Mangione the next pope yet?
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I don’t even know how to consume current events anymore because everything is BREAKING NEWS these days apparently
over 1 year ago
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Bill Corbett
over 1 year ago
Way to make Luigi look 1000% cooler and the rest of you seem like terrified dorks
add a skeleton here at some point
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presentdad🙋🏻♂️
over 1 year ago
avenged ben folds fivefold
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Stella Sacco
over 1 year ago
lmao
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JP
over 1 year ago
meanwhile, just a few blocks away, Samantha had her sights set on a rich CEO as well
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Amy Ash
over 1 year ago
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I knew Espresso would be my top song bc it was always on repeat during my summer workouts but I did not expect to be a top .005% Sabrina Carpenter enjoyer
over 1 year ago
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Black Friday sale emails are the perfect way to notify me to unsubscribe from a mailing list
over 1 year ago
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Go Bills
over 1 year ago
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Not the snow angels at the Bills game lmaooo
over 1 year ago
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PARDON MY STUDENT LOANS JOE PLEASE!!!!!!!!!
over 1 year ago
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Love having the younger half of my family laying around playing Dress To Impress in a separate room after dinner just like the pilgrims intended
over 1 year ago
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The Lego float at the parade goes so hard omg
over 1 year ago
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Thinking about the time my grandma thought my tofurkey was bread for the thanksgiving table so she started pulling it apart like pillsbury biscuits to share with everyone
over 1 year ago
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Dumb Beezie
over 1 year ago
Never let anyone tell you you can’t. Show them you can’t
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Got X-rays and an ultrasound done today just to find out my diagnosis is literally just gas bubbles 💔
over 1 year ago
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Using this Sunday morning to hold space for the defying gravity lyrics
over 1 year ago
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I have never yawned more through a show than during Bly Manor omg
over 1 year ago
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Jerry Chen
over 1 year ago
ok wow just saw the Wicked documentary and i've unfollowed Galinda. i had no idea
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Another day of remembering Pablo Picasso died in 1973 and not 1873
over 1 year ago
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I really wanted Olive Garden for dinner and now I’m laying in bed while my stomach hits whistle notes
over 1 year ago
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eric pointcrow
over 1 year ago
a where's waldo audio book would go CRAZY
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Now that Matt Gaetz’s schedule has freed up he can go attend a Robbie Rotten lookalike contest
over 1 year ago
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J. L. Westover
over 1 year ago
*watches a single video on how to fix my toilet* YouTube Algorithm: THIS DUDE LOVES TOILETS
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God
over 1 year ago
are there any leftist WWE wrestlers who might wanna run for office
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I’ve never been a competitive person but dress to impress is slowly changing that
over 1 year ago
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There’s no way I’m the same age as Jack Schlossberg
over 1 year ago
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andy vs.
over 1 year ago
Q-tips are so named because of the quarters found in and around the ears
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I can never spell Macaulay Culkin’s name without Googling it first and even when I typed it just now I don’t even know if it’s right
over 1 year ago
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Goose
over 1 year ago
if rfk jr tries to take taco bell from me he's going to learn a thing about the castle doctrine
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soul nate
over 1 year ago
2025 white house cabinet meeting
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I just saw a video on fb about a Matty Healy lookalike contest and it was a group of rats running around a city street 😭
over 1 year ago
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slate
over 1 year ago
[noticing a group of people having a nice time at the park] enjoy your echo chamber
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Better Things Are Possible
over 1 year ago
Trying to find a happy medium between not knowing anything that's happening in the world and being pissed off all the time
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My hottest take that everyone looks at me sideways for is my firm belief that entire families do not need to be in supermarkets at the same time
over 1 year ago
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Zachary Ruane
over 1 year ago
So excited to announce I will be boxing Muhammad Ali’s bones in the next Netflix main event
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Go Bills 🙏🏼
over 1 year ago
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soul nate
over 1 year ago
“bluesky is an echo chamber” everywhere’s an echo chamber i’m going with the one without cybertruck guys
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Back on my cookie clicker grind
over 1 year ago
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When the nap hits so different you end up cutting off your own oxygen supply 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
over 1 year ago
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sarah zedig 🐐
over 1 year ago
be the rent-lowering gunshot you want to see in the world
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Better Things Are Possible
over 1 year ago
Magic trick where a pregnant lady picks a card and when she delivers the baby several months later it comes out holding it
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Bluesky is a testament to how little pockets of humanity will always work to make something good come out of something rotten
over 1 year ago
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JP
over 1 year ago
I feel more tumblr than twitter on here
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Patiently awaiting non-scalper MCR resell tickets because I’m not paying $450 to see a band I saw for $150 two years ago no matter how much I love them
over 1 year ago
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CHOAM community outreach coordinator
over 1 year ago
Bluesky is literally the friends we made along the way
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Why is there no easy way to find my friends on from fb or Instagram or even just my contacts?? 😭✋🏼
@bsky.app
over 1 year ago
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist
over 1 year ago
the good thing about liking a bunch of dead artists is I never have to worry about what they said on socials while I was asleep
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