is Luigi Mangione the next pope yet?

I don’t even know how to consume current events anymore because everything is BREAKING NEWS these days apparently

Way to make Luigi look 1000% cooler and the rest of you seem like terrified dorks

avenged ben folds fivefold

lmao

meanwhile, just a few blocks away, Samantha had her sights set on a rich CEO as well

????

I knew Espresso would be my top song bc it was always on repeat during my summer workouts but I did not expect to be a top .005% Sabrina Carpenter enjoyer

Black Friday sale emails are the perfect way to notify me to unsubscribe from a mailing list

Go Bills

Not the snow angels at the Bills game lmaooo

PARDON MY STUDENT LOANS JOE PLEASE!!!!!!!!!

Love having the younger half of my family laying around playing Dress To Impress in a separate room after dinner just like the pilgrims intended

The Lego float at the parade goes so hard omg

Thinking about the time my grandma thought my tofurkey was bread for the thanksgiving table so she started pulling it apart like pillsbury biscuits to share with everyone

Never let anyone tell you you can’t. Show them you can’t

Got X-rays and an ultrasound done today just to find out my diagnosis is literally just gas bubbles 💔

Using this Sunday morning to hold space for the defying gravity lyrics

I have never yawned more through a show than during Bly Manor omg

ok wow just saw the Wicked documentary and i've unfollowed Galinda. i had no idea

Another day of remembering Pablo Picasso died in 1973 and not 1873

I really wanted Olive Garden for dinner and now I’m laying in bed while my stomach hits whistle notes

a where's waldo audio book would go CRAZY

Now that Matt Gaetz’s schedule has freed up he can go attend a Robbie Rotten lookalike contest

*watches a single video on how to fix my toilet* YouTube Algorithm: THIS DUDE LOVES TOILETS

are there any leftist WWE wrestlers who might wanna run for office

I’ve never been a competitive person but dress to impress is slowly changing that

There’s no way I’m the same age as Jack Schlossberg

Q-tips are so named because of the quarters found in and around the ears

I can never spell Macaulay Culkin’s name without Googling it first and even when I typed it just now I don’t even know if it’s right

if rfk jr tries to take taco bell from me he's going to learn a thing about the castle doctrine

2025 white house cabinet meeting

I just saw a video on fb about a Matty Healy lookalike contest and it was a group of rats running around a city street 😭

[noticing a group of people having a nice time at the park] enjoy your echo chamber

Trying to find a happy medium between not knowing anything that's happening in the world and being pissed off all the time

My hottest take that everyone looks at me sideways for is my firm belief that entire families do not need to be in supermarkets at the same time

So excited to announce I will be boxing Muhammad Ali’s bones in the next Netflix main event

Go Bills 🙏🏼

“bluesky is an echo chamber” everywhere’s an echo chamber i’m going with the one without cybertruck guys

Back on my cookie clicker grind

When the nap hits so different you end up cutting off your own oxygen supply 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

be the rent-lowering gunshot you want to see in the world

Magic trick where a pregnant lady picks a card and when she delivers the baby several months later it comes out holding it

Bluesky is a testament to how little pockets of humanity will always work to make something good come out of something rotten

I feel more tumblr than twitter on here

Patiently awaiting non-scalper MCR resell tickets because I’m not paying $450 to see a band I saw for $150 two years ago no matter how much I love them

Bluesky is literally the friends we made along the way

Why is there no easy way to find my friends on from fb or Instagram or even just my contacts?? 😭✋🏼 @bsky.app

the good thing about liking a bunch of dead artists is I never have to worry about what they said on socials while I was asleep