You fucking people simply must clean house first On your best behavior you're really just like him Check beneath the indigenous school floorboards for the secrets that you've hid

Genuinely one of my favorite 3 panels of all time

AND WHERE. THE FUCK. ARE YOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHH!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?

@davidjroth.bsky.social has permanently altered my sense of humor

We are ruled by debased pirates

The president is a gutter racist and you can generalize all his supporters as such Treat them accordingly

LAURENCE FISHBURNE: im the king of all of the rats. every hobo works for me. i’m hobo god. I run hobo new york. now you come to me for hobo favours JOHN WICK: [nods] LAURENCE FISHBURNE: [laughs uproariously]

Hindsight 20:20 and all that but you'd think any team describing a player as "bit of a preacher" prior to a trade would be ringing most alarm bells considering what's tolerated

Let's Go Rockies

Nikola Jokic is not a real person

We got to get you out to Gunnison

Can we get 10,000 RTs for this

Democrats are all about democracy until they have to compete for votes.

All timer

the actual fucking coward that you are

Its because you're quibbling on definitions to couch your support and at this point it is all or nothing I am afraid Instead of traffic find a bridge

you actual piece of shit

After you're all done being nice to @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social go listen to her talk to some guys I know about Woke 2 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/n...

Do you still want to be asking "does anyone know what to do" in the decades that follow, or is this your best opportunity to take risks for a long, long time?

Unemployable tomorrow,

I took my weak son Larl to the French laundry and he demanded Dino chicken nuggets. Thomas Keller spit in his food and now he has hepatitis

i am at the port of rotterdam looking out for any american ships taking the long route trying to sneak into the strait of hormuz. i have an RPG and 12 cigarettes, and i am not afraid to light them up

the government is saying “underage girls are testing positive for pregnancy at ICE detention centers” instead of saying “ICE agents are raping & impregnating underage girls.”

a lot of people acting like this is a ceiling. short-sighted and reflects something other than an evaluation of her performance.

People: (complaining about being single for all of 2026 so far) Me, single since 2023:

I'm he's really cool as the villain in a movie where Ray Winstone is the hero

We hear “stick to sports” too much, but let’s be clear here: Team USA itself refused to stick to sports, eschewing representation of so much great American culture for, uh, Da Troops and nothing else.

Hope I'm not one of those consumers

Biden himself said we needed a strong Republican Party. Now we have what Biden asked for and you’re blaming Leftists! Ridiculous!

yeah, i gotta root for team DR to win this whole WBC. too talented, too cool, it's undeniable

Man, @donmoyn.bsky.social's substack remains one of the best places to get concrete political science insights into our authoritarian consolidation. His guest authors today talk about secret police. I will definitely be getting their book open.substack.com/pub/donmoyni...

When the hunky bartender can slide the Long Island Ice Tea down the lane

Not me remembering that scene in Big Short where Melissa Leo working at S&P says ratings are fake and made up and take direction from the big banks. Funny since those banks are run by the same people who hate Mamdani. Also. Politico. Lol

Rape is legal in Israel dependent on who the victim is

I'm not crying your crying

The number of women Wilt slept with is inflated because he counted handies and oral as the same as sex For all we know he got 100pts because he included assists as baskets he scored

The gates of heaven are closed to you and Kobe but for different reasons

Berwyn the king

Former Fukushima worker devotes life to abandoned pets. Not far from the Fukushima nuclear disaster site, former plant worker Toru Akama tends to dozens of pets abandoned after the catastrophe 15 years ago, work he sees as part of his quest for redemption u.afp.com/SuCM

I've said it before and I'll say it again The ONLY reason Polis is a democrat is because he's gay, he has never been a "liberal" in any sense just had the sense to not openly support a political party that ensures his wealth rises despite their intolerances

"Nellie Ohr actually threw pretty decent parties"

In this economy?

Most anti-vaccine are bad parents and "drowning in medical misinformation" isn't an excuse They want an explanation on why the "vaccine made their kids the way they are" and instead of listening to a doctor, nurse, or medical professional they go to someone with a blog as an active choice

your new DHS secretary, everyone:

Bringing this back up for no particular reason

Finishing up Day 3 in the Paralympic Village, great to see my mixed doubles teammates starting off with a big W against a very good Latvian team! 🇺🇸🥌