GUESS WHO FOUND A $700 COFFEE GRINDER ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD

Donald Trump dying on Hatsune Miku's birthday

Donald Trump dying on Hatsune Miku's birthday

The fact that the United States government treats the Unabomber cabin like a Keter class SCP is hilarious

A fascist created shareholder value today. Did you?

You know you posted a banger when a particular oomf likes it

Going to the gym is labubu matcha rave coded

proshipping son or powerscaling daughter?

How it feels to be a glass half full kinda guy in a glass half empty world

With the passing of the "beautiful" bill, ICE now has larger budget than the Israeli military. This should scare everyone

This would fix me

Labubu Son or Funko Pop Daughter?

Microsoft really canceled Perfect Dark because they put all their eggs in Ai....

Just had my third protein bar of the day

Would you drink of these on a hot day for $12,000,000?

Mamdani vs Cuomo

Imagine monitoring the situation from here

>Cop >Does Genocide route nooticing

if you support the florida panthers you support fascism

THEY DID WHAT!?

“I asked chatgpt” “I asked grok” bro, I asked two guards - one lies, the other one tells the truth. We're not the same.

>Do nothing >Win

Shit from the ass is having a fight with poop from the butt

Today is a good day

would you still love me if I was a unc shooting his poison?

Are we deadass?

Jorkin it silly style vs using a vibrator

Taking out a subprime loan for a costco hotdog like God intended

My place flooded again after 6 months of repairs and renos

just finished Ken Burn's vietnam war series

The lion forgot what he was about to say

pegging could've saved biden

They could've funded an original movie by an upcoming director with the money they wasted on this name change

My weight loss journey is almost complete. I'm one month away from posting the most devious thirst trap

Died for 10 seconds and saw heaven. This is what it looked like. Sorry atheists.

i had a dream jerma was a country and if you lived there you were jerman

"MY SCRUB DADDY and MY SCRUB MOMMY"