🚨 BREAKING: The Florida Congress has passed the mysterious Ominous Act. Officials have declined to explain what's in the legislation, saying only, "It'll be a little surprise one day."

Just heard Rick Astley’s never gonna give you up with a trap beat at the gym and it ruined the whole vibe

Mamdani please invade the captialist state of Toronto and free us from the reign of doug ford

This post was manufactured in a facility that processes Peanuts, Tree Nuts, Soy, and Wheat.

Just had tacos so good I forgot to take a photo

Practicing mitigating my social anxiety by purposely getting into arguments with strangers

Mamdani got the Casio A700W-1ACF on. He's truly a man of the people

Movie where a guy wakes up and he’s the only one who remembers Paul Blart Mall Cop and recreates it.

People don't realize how big of a falling domino spirit airlines going backrupt is gonna be

biking around to all the weed stores for the free samples today

why doesn't iran and the US just kiss and makeout, are they stupid?

Landlord is pushing an above-guideline rent increase on me and another tenant, and the other tenant just casually told me he’s using ChatGPT for legal advice...

RUNNAH, ARE YOU FUEL TO OUR FIRE? TEEPEE 5 UESC OUTPOSTS ASK FOR "Dixie Nourmous" ON THE UESC INTERCOM (in a single run)

I bet it must feel really good to be an electric car owner right now

People looking for jobs just look at you like this now when you ask how the job search is going.

mogging some proteinslop by openmaxing my mouthhole

Made the mistake of going outside

Working in the Toronto film industry is funny because there's at least one person on every set who's worked on MrBeast games and when you mention it they look at you like this

They're using the fake snow storm and manipulating the weather to cover up the fact that they're making more burgers

bruh they buried me alive

Snowed in and playing assassins creed unity

When you're on a diet but this fuck ass storm is preventing you from getting your 10,000 steps in.

i had a vision

oh, las vegas is dying dying

🚨BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani will begin and fund the construction of a NEW 17 MILLION POUND MARIJUANA BRICK in New York City. Do you agree with this?

Fuck posting at optimal times we posting whenever we want

Why didn't Biden use his Biden Blast on Trump during the inauguration?

Sorry but we have to boil you alive. I’m sorry man it wasn’t my call I’m just the messenger

Slopenheimer after he invented the slop bowl

Decades happen ahh week

Guy who goes to a gay bar after overthrowing a government

Going into 2026 knowing it’s the year of the horse

1 hour into 2026 and we already got 4 new memes

They're calling her the most ragebaited character of all time

No I didn't eat carelessly this month. I was bulking and its working.

Weak bait is still good bait if it succeeds in baiting

Krillin: "Oh boy, the martial arts tournament is coming up soon" The 7th Goku training subplot:

HEARTBREAKING: The eboy twink you had a crush on is strength training at the gym

White people when a meal doesn't have at least 50g of protein

its now hard to be an ethical canadian gooner now. #supportlocalporn