Open the schools.

Wow this lady had a crazy name

@parkermolloy.com I read your piece on "please have more than one trans joke" and then encountered this today and thought you might enjoy www.reddit.com/r/StandUpCom...

Excited for my first day as NBC's sound engineer

New Interview: www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a...

I didn’t recall using the top word even one time but then I realized that @profanity.accountant included my references to Judge James Ho and Judge Dale Ho.

The most important thing to remember about the 13-9 game is not just that McAfee missed two game-deciding kicks, it's that he missed them from the 15 and 2 yard lines. I haven't kicked since I was a high school freshman, and I'm still pretty sure I could make a field goal from the two-yard line.

@trailblazers.bsky.social that would have been a fun game to watch the end of!

@trailblazers.bsky.social I'd wondered if you'd manage to improve the TV experience after not being on root sports

@trailblazers.bsky.social Did you consider partnering with a provider that isn't run by fascists?

@trailblazers.bsky.social your Sinclair affiliate that's on Fubo is showing something called the nest instead of the game

#Postseason Umpire: Ryan Additon Final: Mariners 3, Blue Jays 1 #TridentsUp // #LightsUpLetsGo #SEAvsTOR // #TORvsSEA More stats for this ump 👇 https://umpscorecards.com/data/single-umpire/Ryan%20Additon

Jaxon Smith-Njigba did not agree with that holding call, the referee paused, Al & Kirk were just waiting for another flag

Trump’s inability to pronounce “acetaminophen” raises new questions about Joe Biden’s mental state.

They killed Google Reader.

Good morning world

Glorifying violence or harm violates Bluesky’s Community Guidelines. We review reports and take action on content that celebrates harm against anyone. Violence has no place in healthy public discourse, and we’re committed to fostering healthy, open conversations

The flash flooding in Central Texas is absolutely heartbreaking. Michelle and I are praying for everyone who has lost a loved one or is waiting for news — especially the parents. And we’re grateful to the first responders and rescue teams working around the clock to help.

Every now and then I have to post the single best commercial ever made.

Actually the difference between Gen X and my generation is Gen X voted for Trump.

This happened because of you. You protested at TeslaTakedowns and made his name and his company’s product reviled. You protested outside federal agencies slated for DOGE cuts. You barred doors, protected data. You sued and won. You WORE HIM OUT. Don’t let them spin it any other way.

Tyrese Haliburton is a mad man.

> born in the south > abnormal height > worked service jobs > moved to Illinois > bitch wife (ben) > elected to House of Representatives

We are beta testing a new feature with the @nba.com. If you click their profile picture when there’s a red border with a “live” callout below, you will be directed to the live content they are promoting. We aren’t trapping you in Bluesky. We want you to use Bluesky to discover what’s happening.

OH MY GOD THE KNICKS FETTY WAPPED THE CELTICS IN THE SECOND QUARTER THIS IS THE GREATEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE

Since the NBA and WNBA are now here I want to use the brief time when I have more followers than they do to present this post by former NBA shooting guard Vernon Maxwell as my first and last act as the home for Bluesky basketball coverage

ICE Opens New Supermax Detention Center For Most Hardened Toddlers theonion.com/ice-ope...

As a serious, issues-minded conservative, I used to have an obsessive hatred of AOC. But now that she's gotten older, I've developed an obsessive hatred of Kat Abu.

If you take anything away from my post, I hope it's this:

I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.

potential message: the GOP just raised taxes by $6 trillion potential message: the GOP is kidnapping and trafficking people for things they MIGHT say dem message: the GOP might be insider trading—a thing you associate nancy pelosi with—and we're sending them a nice letter asking them for evidence

Step 3: add herbs tomato paste anchovies wine to deglaze return meat add tomatoes and stock bring to boil.

🏆 Presenting the front page of tomorrow's Inquirer, memorializing the Eagles' second Super Bowl win.

If Notre Dame wins this game they'll turn it into weird lore, if Ohio State wins this game some of the worst people on earth will be momentarily happy before they are reminded that they couldn't score 14 points against a 6-5 team with a QB made of potato.

If you’re coming to Bluesky from TikTok, the best advice I can give you is that every post is always 100% serious and should be responded to with a severe earnestness no matter what

Someone recently asked me what's the point of having two or three buttons on a tailored jacket if the bottom-most button isn't meant to be fastened? It's easier to understand style if you think of it in terms of social language, not purely as function. Let me give you some examples. 🧵

Can't believe we're having this "tall people being asked to get things off the top shelf" discussion in a society that invented the largest guy we could think of and named him Reacher

would anyone like to discuss mlb trade rumors

The Grinch gunned down on the streets of Whoville. Inscribed on the shell casings: stink, stank, stunk

This was an utterly meritless lawsuit. ABC suits are cowards who embarrassed their news division. www.nytimes.com/2024/12/14/u...

Me: Dr. Salk your vaccine will save so many children! Salk: Well thank God Me: Of course they will grow up Salk: Well I hope so Me: And get old Salk: I guess? Me: And eventually vote for lunatics who will try to stop your vaccine Salk: what now Me: And leave NATO Salk: shit

Unless I’m mistaken, @nytimes.com has not deigned to cover this manhattan murder at all. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

the wheels are coming off in Jerry World

@janecoaston.bsky.social thanks for the day of the jackal recommendation!

I do not feel bad for you in any way shape or form