saw someone use grok today to correct the pope

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Dads will literally show 1970s war dramas to their single-digit child and expect them to end up normal.

formal proposal of a replacement for the vince mcmahon meme format

I'm yelling one final "GO ROBERT MUELLER and the rule of law!" 😔

Americans have no idea how much the world is shook, folks. Here in Thailand they have a running tally of how many days' worth of fuel the country has left.

your average r/stocks poster now has "William T Sherman didn't go far enough" as a baseline, things are going Well for capitalism I see

So, we’re doing the 70s again now?

asmr soft-spoken personal attention roleplay: george w bush tells you about gog and magog and other biblical prophecies being fulfilled in the middle east

It’s my birthday :)

i love when people admit that they fell for the most obvious lying and propaganda campaign in history. these people are cattle and proud of it

COLUMBO: well, i'll be outta your hair. sorry for bothering you. SUSPECT: it's quite alright detective. COLUMBO: no, im really sorry. i'm just beside myself. SUSPECT: it's fine. it's— COLUMBO: no, no, i fucked up. i ruined everything. just like i always do. everyone hates me, even my fuckin' dog

Gracie Mansion would make a great drag name.

Once you have used the device you will never want to stop kissing Henry Kissinger with your bare lips

waiting patiently for them to figure out my band has a new song called "a cruel angel's dissertation defense" and call me on the telephone

reminder: no Criterion edition of Armageddon means no Ben Affleck commentary on the Criterion edition of Armageddon, and then where would we be? no world i’d wanna live in, i’ll say that!

When will the MCU add my favorite character?

#OnePerfectShot from THE 400 BLOWS (Truffaut, 1959)

sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young

Sure. I guess.

Update:

No one can stop you from carrying around a large biography of Frank Church in your purse. You’re allowed to do that.

Lloyd Bentsen gets married with a rock in his mouth

worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead

I do not care about spoilers. Sorry I just don’t. I’m going to watch the movie like it didn’t know that information. This is my pretentious movie take of the day.

today the no gods no mayors podcast remembers the brave groundhog Staten Island Phil, which former mayor bill de blasio spiked in the ground so hard that he died. see you in the night lands, phil

r/mildlyinfuriating: Just moved in and apparently my #house is 1/4 in bigger on the inside than it is on the outside

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

ICE should switch to “we’re actually wearing masks to prevent the spread of long COVID” and instantly watch the opposition collapse into vicious factional infighting

i think we often neglect the degree to which nixon’s resignation was a result of him having a mental breakdown over the mounting stress of Watergate and other humiliations he was joking about a gun in his desk. he was talking to Kennedy’s portrait. he was drunk dialing DC personalities at 2:00 AM

they had to fake the moon landing, not because the US didn’t land on the moon, but because buzz and neil started kissing passionately inside the lunar lander as it touched down and nixon got wind of it and went, “good heavens” and ordered the nasa to cover it up on a hollywood sound stage

Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her

“Are you carrying the—?” The signed Oh, Mary! tote bag with the John Dean photocard charm? Yeah, I am.

hot tip: every Brecht poem hits insane right now

Abolish ICE and prosecute everyone who stays in it from this day forward as members of a criminal conspiracy to commit murder.

Before we begin, I would like to acknowledge that we are meeting here because of the unceded suffering of the Omelas child

as a white voter without a college degree, it's good to see i am part of the working class. a common man of the people. engaged in that oldest and most respectable of the manual trades, podcasting.

they need to add polls to this site i swear to god

the us has invaded, destabilised & plundered country after country since the 1950s in ways that are often illegal by their own lax standards, but some people outside the us don't like it, so really it's impossible to determine who's most in the wrong

In addition to being bad, this is all pretty stupid.

Not to be the friend that’s too woke, but I don’t think employment discrimination against people with Cluster B personality disorders is how we’ll defeat fascism.

Trump is a megalomaniacal, criminal madman, he is the singular force that is destroying the entire world order and the whole American system, and rather than acknowledging him as a crisis, our institutions are still, STILL determined to relentlessly normalize him

i feel like the viral bus thread resonates because at every step of the way you're like "ok surely this will be resolved shortly, any second now," which seems like what all the passengers are also thinking. then the fact that the situation doesn't resolve and the bus just keeps going is an Allegory

For context, everyone in my class had to do a presentation on a different U.S. president. At some point during his, the kid doing one on Reagan mentioned that he “saved the economy”, and I turned to the person next to me and stage-whispered: “Well, someone’s parents are Republicans.”

I’ve had to come to terms with the fact that I’ll never be funnier than I was when I was ten.

I’m terrified of waking up in the titular cube from cube