When I'm asked what kind of friend groups I have:

Her carljob connects us all

The freaking Carl

I like to think this is just how he introduces himself now

Very minor all things considered but I like being able to see posts on here without a blue check asking an AI if something is true

I’m protesting the lack of further re-animator sequels

Everybody loves Carljob

seeing all my old moots here is such a throwback.

Found out he was on here by randomly seeing this 100% pure gold comment under his post in my feed.

lol shut da hell up

fuck YOU

they should make a starter pack for good accounts to follow on bsky but the only account listed is me

Blue sky more like blue pie nomnomnom

I am playing Pokémon sword

There will never be another carljob…

Black Phone$

Not much of a grabber…

Grocery clerk: oh, youre back. did you...? The Grabber, after kidnapping his sixth child that month: yeah, I dropped all my eggs again. You know how it goes.

Bro dropped his eggs

(throwing up blood) uh oh i did not eat that much blood

I will rebuild my empire, one annoying post at a time

I’m the titular blue guy

Petaaaah

the posting will continue until carljob is once again the king of the intrnet

me getting like 15k on the other site is just proof it was irreprably broken beyond repair

hawk tuah on that carljob idk fuck you

the cop in the wicker man is one of the greatest examples of unsympathetic protagonists in horror because not only is he a cop he's also english

one piece

for October i also began a 'Salem's Lot reread btw. good book

HE'S A DEMON TO SOME, ANGEL TO OTHERS!

i watched both smile films over the last 2 days. both very good! smile 2 ended up being one of my favourite horror films of the last few years. i like that parker finn guy