Flapjack 🥞
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1. Pancake enjoyer 2. Burning it all down 3. Chaos pancake
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I am starting to need to MAKE the chaos, not just experience it
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Oblique Strategies
29 days ago
Don't be afraid of things because they're easy to do
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live your life as if a breakthrough technology will one day read the encrypted communications of 2025 like an xray of a dead sea scroll
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when you upload the latest assignment to ChatGPT, its response always includes an unusual foreign word that isn’t in the course materials
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Moira Donegan
1 day ago
55 person Supreme Court
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Amy
1 day ago
everyone be quiet, this rapist has reproductive health advice for us
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Ian Boudreau
1 day ago
We've got him dead to rights, he's on camera taking the bribe. Easiest case we've ever done smash cut to Merrick Garland's office where he is practicing the lute
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Matti
3 days ago
Lmao every time I remember this stock photography set leads up to a lesbian wedding
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Lupita Nihongo
2 days ago
My problem with everything is that I know For A Fact that the purpose of life is frivolity. It is to fool around & pursue joy.
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gore—g
3 days ago
"We may not like it, but Homan is a tipped employee now and does not owe taxes on that tip" by Ezra Klein
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Coach Finstock
4 days ago
Don't need to hear one more 'Bluesky is an echo chamber' post ever again. Meta is scraping parents IG 'back to school photos' of their daughters in schoolgirl uniforms and using them in ads to entice men to sign up for Threads. It's all pedos and perverts running the country. All of em.
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Frances Meh
5 days ago
cry about it bitch
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Fresh flowers on the end table and this pot of blooming tea will fix me (an oil-change coupon flutters into the mail slot, obliterating my mental health)
2 months ago
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Stone Cold Jane Austen
5 days ago
Welcome to the resistance, friends on my Disney account
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Frog and Toad Bot
6 days ago
“No,” said Frog.
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Mmmmaxx Headroom
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6 days ago
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Racheline Maltese
7 days ago
Trans rights are not the rights of a tiny minority, trans rights are everyone’s rights to self-determination, control of our bodies, and a society where opportunity and aesthetics are not restricted by sex assigned at birth You should support and defend trans people because trans people are people
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we still have physical media, group chats, software defined radio, and deep forest bacchanalia
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They know they will never be cool
6 days ago
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Hollering “EVER TEACHERS“ as I wrangle a spare hdmi cable from the depths of the lectern
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7 days ago
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Sure, Epstein is weaponized by people who don’t care about the victims. Justice for the abused is sometimes a byproduct of powerful people fighting. It’s still something.
7 days ago
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A cheap vaccine vs a lengthy hospitalization. This is where an insurance company bean counter can actually save a life
about 2 months ago
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Courtney Milan
8 days ago
SO MUCH THIS.
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I wish a girl would do something today
7 days ago
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Craig Johnson
8 days ago
reminder: when they come for you it won't matter what you *actually* said or did, they don't care about that
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pikaole
8 days ago
Cubaris Isopods
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Karen Attiah
13 days ago
Part of what keeps America so violent is the insistence that people perform care, empty goodness and absolution for white men who espouse hatred and violence.
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TYPE I • NORMAL POSITION
9 days ago
Buffalo pothole bandit strikes again
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samuel mehr
9 days ago
was reminded of this from more Epstein news, so I checked out Nowak's wiki page it had been what wikipedians call 'refbombed' : 50+ citations to fancy papers, a ton of text on books and awards etc, seemingly to avoid negative attention on the Epstein stuff I've edited accordingly & others can too
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Stone Cold Jane Austen
9 days ago
My phone rang today and I screamed
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Mrs. Wilberforce
9 days ago
Another possible reason why the Hyundai plant was raided; the Hyundai IONIQ EVs are selling like crazy, while Tesla sales are in free fall.
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Steven R. Shaw, PhD
9 months ago
I still wonder if Max Planck was not considering becoming a hit man for science.
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I’d hit a piñata so hard if I knew there was email inside
about 2 months ago
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Baseless gossip. It was fewer than 30 dolls. Nothing excessive.
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10 days ago
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Kameron Hurley
10 days ago
Important reminder
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Traybake looks delicious, would be a good nickname for one of those rich people’s sons
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Brooke Harrington
10 days ago
Oh noes, not a scolding for young men! Meanwhile, no one asks what it's like for young women in the US, where most voters TWICE picked a proud serial rapist to avoid having a woman POTUS, where the rapist now wants to decriminalize beating us & his pals talk about removing our right to vote.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom
10 days ago
NCCU is an HBCU. (Disclosure: my alma mater.) Intel ends relationship after U.S. takes stake in the company. This is the point.
abovethelaw.com/2025/08/inte...
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Intel Drops Funding HBCU Legal Pipeline - Above the Law
Surprise surprise.
https://abovethelaw.com/2025/08/intel-drops-funding-hbcu-legal-pipeline/
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Prisonculture
11 days ago
We simply do not have to play along.
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Dow
11 days ago
Let me get this straight: Pulte‘s family committed mortgage fraud but Cook didn’t? And his family only got caught because Pulte falsely accused Cook? The writers have outdone themselves this season.
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Aw jeez they’re gonna make an ai version of the guy aren’t they
11 days ago
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Elizabeth Spiers
11 days ago
Another thing: the people lining up to say “but he was nice to *me*” are to a person white guys in powerful positions. I got news for you: he did not respect your ideas, he respected your power and enjoyed proximity to it. Of course he was nice to you.
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when the internet ends im going to tell my kids this was Cow Tools
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11 days ago
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Former Gnome
11 days ago
The modems were trying to tell us something when they screamed.
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I beg you all to envision a world where the reporters have to keep up with embroidery and quilting memes
11 days ago
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For the media to take fiber arts more seriously, weavers and spinners must do higher profile crimes
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Etsy witches can convert your pdf to pdf/a
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lauren
11 days ago
i think for mental health reasons i need to adopt an "if you try to explain the groyper memes on the rifle casings i will mace you" approach to life
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The Ferrari Lab
11 days ago
If you have to qualify your science as "gold standard", then it isn't.
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Laurel Krahn
11 days ago
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Disappointed to learn ’Prince Andrew, the worst person’ is not the actual book title, because this title is total hater catnip. I can only hope to read a book with a similar title one day.
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