Flapjack 🥞
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1. Pancake enjoyer 2. Burning it all down 3. Chaos pancake
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I am starting to need to MAKE the chaos, not just experience it
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The Loch Ness Monster
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My favorite part of coders being like “the code coming out of dubisAI is next level man” is that they think I’m just going to assume they’re talented coders and not the more likely option; idiots who get a pass for their insane spaghetti code because they’re white guys who leverage their authority
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fantastic research leadership opportunities are opening to me now that there is no research funding
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AI can't donate plasma
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Colin Carlson
2 days ago
These men out here sending emails from their university accounts being like “hello mr sex crimes I’ve been thinking about it and we should bring back the word shrew ok gotta go to my disciplinary hearing byeee”
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John Self
3 days ago
After a trial over the last few years, Ireland has launched a permanent scheme giving a basic income of €325 a week for artists. 2,000 will be eligible, and successful recipients will be chosen at random from applicants, who must be "professional artists" (definition tbc).
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Ireland announces scheme to provide basic income for artists
The Basic Income for Artists (BIA) project is believed to be the first permanent one of its kind in the world.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5yv389dnk5o
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Solomon
3 days ago
just trust me... the kind of woman you DO want is the kind that will go to medieval times!
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Something Mid Is Happening
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krat
3 days ago
No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
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Moira Donegan
about 1 year ago
Rapists should be punished.
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are u seeing this shit
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4 days ago
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I wish a girl would do something today
5 days ago
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Black Aziz Anansi
5 days ago
Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.
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Norah ¿Qué carajo? 😔😡
7 days ago
Could you even imagine if President Obama made the troops sit through a a doc about Michelle??
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Religious freedom group says US military members were 'pressured' by commanders to see 'Melania'
An active-duty enlisted member of the US military said their unit was "pressured" into seeing Amazon's "Melania" documentary about the first lady.
https://www.businessinsider.com/us-military-members-pressured-to-see-melania-documentary-mrff-2026-2
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It is the time of TAI BABILONIA AND RANDY GARDNER on tv
7 days ago
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Matt Hartings
9 days ago
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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These are the ideal support books for the classic book-and-board brick shelf
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7 days ago
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TOSSED
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7 days ago
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Hmm…what if digitally anonymize my face in the intro videos Im told to make for my online courses, distributed who knows where!
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8 days ago
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sarah jeong
9 days ago
i will never stop thinking about the intersection of epstein and the shitty media men list
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BK. Titanji
9 days ago
It's really appalling that in the midst of a preventable surge of measles sweeping across several US states, leading national health authorities are not loudly and publicly recommending vaccination. How many more children need to die for this madness to stop?
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Gabrielle A. Perry, MPH
9 days ago
These people convinced you vaccines were dangerous and that scientists were lying and clinical trials weren’t real. That you could cure cancer with beet roots. That you could pay $1000 to have a shaman pray away your diabetes. You all let a group of pedophiles convince YOU to kill your own kids.
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i would simply divert the trolley to run over this entity
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9 days ago
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Stuck at the airport for days and I didnt see a single person doing pull ups. We are going to win
9 days ago
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If your colleague’s secretary quits and then the colleague tries to reach you all day but won’t say why, it is a request for free labor
9 days ago
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Please & Thank You For Your Attention To This Matter
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10 days ago
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Scoiattolo
10 days ago
Whenever you see someone like this going on about Normie Libs, you have to remember that they mean women, and specifically, they're mad about bedtime.
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Ben Werdmuller
12 days ago
Secure your own squid first before helping others. (I'm disproportionately proud of this drawing.)
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Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir)
11 days ago
i want internet to be a museum again.
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Jon Bois
18 days ago
americans hate it when they're shown on tv doing something cool
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”I’m sure your paper will be just fine without my input” would be such a RELIEF to hear from one of these meddlesome men
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13 days ago
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Johan Nohr
13 days ago
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
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Eigen Blockchain
14 days ago
I enjoy finding out how basically stupid people like Huberman are.
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌
13 days ago
Epstein’s economic power among academics was made possible by a capitalist system that makes higher education dependent on the charity economy rather than a public good supported by taxing the rich
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Merry Febusquarey
13 days ago
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Maris Kreizman
14 days ago
I keep thinking again, in light of the latest Epstein files dump, about how MeToo “went too far.”
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Mentally fruit ninja slicing the fascist of the day with a double handed grip while staring into the TSA camera, I stay undetected
14 days ago
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Drew Magary
15 days ago
KEVIN!!!
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Imani Gandy
15 days ago
Bondi directed federal agents to arrest four journalists. Georgia Fort, Don Lemon, Jamael Lundy, and Trahern Crews. All Black. All doing their jobs.
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌
15 days ago
Anyone noticed how governments around the world are all divesting from higher education except like China? Weird choice!!
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We are all in theater now
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15 days ago
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TYPE I • NORMAL POSITION
15 days ago
no computer can call me Bro
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Limited Edition Ellie
16 days ago
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Matt
16 days ago
You know who would have been an awesome candidate for Governor? Melissa Hortman. 💔😢
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In my project of ejecting abusers from my life and job, only to have them put in charge at the highest level, I have slowed to a crawl. Born to generate value as a stem nerd, I have morphed into a tree sloth
16 days ago
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Andrew Lawrence
16 days ago
wow you made hot or not 2 or a payment processing website or a website where you buy things. dont worry about failing at literally everything else you attempt, take billions more in tax cuts to flush down the toilet, we dont want healthcare or public transportation anyway
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Leah Shaffer
16 days ago
They dismantled the Dept of Education, much of the CDC, NSF and nih in a year so it's totally doable to dismantle DHS. You can also expedite the process by treating those officials like the entire federal workforce has been treated. Make em miserable, and rip out wires at random. That'll do it.
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn
18 days ago
finally a good dating app
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20 days ago
They need to be asked if they have a quota for that. The agents were counting bullet holes. The agents that shot Marimar Martinez did the same. Is this a common practice and why has no senior admini condemned such behavior or disciplined such violence?
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Moby Dick
20 days ago
Do thou, too, remain warm among ice.
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my elderly parent has hooked every lamp in their house to tiny remote controls that are hidden somewhere. The light switches do nothing!
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