“AYE YO!” Me:

the best app ever invented is libby, shoutout to the realest bitch on my phone and remember to get a library card

While you still can, if you’re asking “who’s Sinclair?” John Oliver has you covered:

These kinds of findings are why I don't understand "fiscal conservatism." It IS good economic policy to spend money to prevent problems, which are more expensive to solve. Unless what you actually want is no government spending on human welfare at all.

Living....?.😭😭😭😭

Never be the only Black girl anywhere!

The hardest I’ve ever laughed in my life was approximately 48 hours after I met my wife’s Australian cousins for the first time and I was like “so you guys know you say the word “no” like “naurrw” and one of them was like “nauuwrr we don’t”

Pope Leo XIV met with one of the most prominent advocates for greater LGBTQ+ inclusion in the Catholic Church. The Rev. James Martin said Leo told him that he intended to continue Pope Francis’ policy of LGBTQ+ acceptance in the church and encouraged him to keep up his advocacy.

the skeets are saying celebration may be in order sooner than we think?!?

AMERICAN TAYLOR TOWNSEND UPSETS NO. 5 MIRRA ANDREEVA AT THE US OPEN 🇺🇸

Townsend d. Mirra Andreeva 7-5 6-2 Incredible moment for Taylor. Into the 2nd week of a Slam for the 2nd time in her career. Playing the best tennis of her life, without question. ✅1st top 10 win since 2023 ✅Won 9 of her last 11 matches Make way for Tay Tay. 🇺🇸❤️

"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.

HIS EXPRESSION PLS 😭😭😭😭😭

love when he does a little ✌🏼

Someone on here said that videogames offer a fantasy of predictable rewards for one's work, which in real life might not be rewarded at all. I think about it a lot!

BECOME UNGOVERNABLE

this is your daily reminder to donate to PBS 🫶🏽

AE were the only ones who cupped my a** perfectly but best believe I’ve been on the Levi’s website browsing since last wednesday pls 😭

sun kissed, moisturized & minding my business is my mood all summer

"No I never served" has me YELLING sksksksksksks

Eve stamped them paw prints on her passport and has been living since.

ME: You should call this shop Autocorrect MECHANIC: Please leave

Here's another option for those needing education to begin or change careers in a field with staffing shortages: Find an employer of people in that field that will pay your tuition if you will agree to work for them for a certain number of years after you complete your program.

This!!!! 1000 percent this. Honestly if I ever say I’m tired of learning take me out to pasture because I’ve lost my mind babes 😭 But seriously, how cool is it to suddenly know something you didn’t before? All because you were curious enough to seek that knowledge. I think it’s beautiful!

Her: Girl he talking about he gon send me over the moon. Chile please. Our first date:

You can get PBS passport for like $5/month if needed. I'm cancelling other streaming services in favor of upping my PBS contribution as able because it's value is so much more than worth it. As a parent of 20 years, their kids programming is superior to both Nick and Disney anyway.

(•_•) <) )╯Publique fundinge / \ \(•_•) ( (> of the artes and humanityes / \ (•_•) <) )> doth benefit everyone! / \

Unlike CEOs and other executives, individual contributors understand concert OPSEC

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Foundation/CC cream -> setting powder-> blush -> lightly applied setting powder -> Blush/highlight -> setting spray. Locked like Fort Knox.

(this in no way condones his treatment of Britney Spears I have just been a lifelong lover of his curls)

BABY WHEN JUSTIN SHAVED HIS CURLS IN 2001 I CRIED SO BAD OKAY THE NORTH REMEMBERS

justin timberlake’s curls are back and that’s how I know in the year of our lord 2025 that nature is healing amen

no i don’t delete posts yes i do publish limited time only reads occasionally

Put the serotonin IN THE POT!

WON'T HE DO IT???!?!?!

stream around the way girl for healthy skin and a clear conscience 😌

am realizing that the eczema on my hands is not due to having eczema but rather an allergy to gel polish - the narrator is a gel manicure girly so she will be accepting thoughts and prayers at this time

1 day away from a 3 day weekend we did it folks

diagnosing myself as way too chronically online because why did I see her name and go “not pretty little baby” 😭 but to be fair the song has been everywhere yall know my heart

I see Wimbledon have replaced line judges with robots, yet they still ignore my suggestion to replace all the ball boys and ball girls with a single Jack Russell terrier.

All tennis balls must have a squeaker inside, and the umpire may only call “New balls please” once the ball dog has chewed it out.