These tasted tragically weird

ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty] OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food] OSIRIS: you already ate ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad] OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good

Think about how much the clip of “Yub Nub” from the original cut of RotJ will be played the day it happens

The Algorithm has misinterpreted my breeding kink

this comforts me in some small way

You have to defend the right for art and media to be "sexually gratifying" You have to defend "gratification" You have to defend the right for people to get off nasty style You need to be more disgusted with people who want to say what people can do with their own time and money than x or y kink

A handjob tutorial series called ‘Squeezing the Means of Production’

i’m more intrigued by what grimace’s dick would feel like

when youre at the escape room and your big metal cock ring falls off and rolls down your pant leg and someone thinks thats part of the puzzle <<<<<<<< #FirstWorldProblems

Weird agency trying to desluttify our female MC: We think this will do quite well to make the Ghostbusters cartoon more wholesome Me: [tossing folder across table] It's called Janinecest. Teens across America are already drawing before and after Janine kissing. Try again

Average Democratic politician: Zohran Mamdani must answer for the Suez Crisis Average Democratic voter: <goes to a rally in the pouring rain and holds up a picture of the Nuremberg gallows with various Trump administration figures' faces glued on>

Sooner or later you're gonna have to come to terms with the fact that you can't combat creating concentration camps and kidnapping people off the streets by voting harder

My dear friend who’s dog sitting Halwyn makes just the best videos

Husb [visibly shaking, holding the Warhammer 40K 7th edition rulebook in front of me]: hey wanna hear about some cool stuff

ppls reactions to kinks they don't like is so overblown, noone is forcing you to jerk off to it. noone is grabbing your cock while forcefully holding you down. tying you to a chair and buzzing you with a wand till you cant see through tears. noone is forcing their fingers in your mouth. theyre not g

Fondue in Switzerland 🇨🇭

it bums me out how miserable you guys all seem dating. i used to LOVE dating. it’s supposed to be fun! low stakes sex tourism of your very own city! what have the apps wrought upon us all!

If you had a 15 year old who said this to you and seemed to believe it, you’d be up all night panicking about what it’s going to cost you in tutors to get them into the 2nd-to-last ranked public university in your state.

When they finally get you pregnant, that’s the mother-load

Inspecting some 2000 year-old water drainage in Lugdunum (Lyon).

is this really the world you want your children to live in, and your children’s children,

I’m in her

this is an embarrassing thing for this guy to say in public but also touches on something that constantly rankles me, which is the vague idea of "feeling unsafe" as a problem that someone else needs to solve for you regardless of whether you are actually unsafe or not

The face of someone who’s about to get some très authentique kebab

i think we as an app could be sluttier

“I’m looking for something that says ‘Mom likes leather.’”

Even the pigeons in France know their rosé.

L’Cuc Chair

Okay yall tell me what I'm missing boxd.it/I2f7s

Crack is legal in Europe

Sex so good, you DO cry after. And a bit during.

Got absolutely bodied about my shaved head by a Parisian guy in his 20s tonight. I’ve seen French dudes in their 40s my guy, your future is comin’ at you fast

Perspirating make naked flesh very slippy.

‘You should stop being in love with all of your friends all of the time.’ No <3

Enshittification of the Internet is very real, but oases exist

Mon Dieu! How do the French fuck in this heat?

‘Colin, what’s the difference between Translation and Localization?’

Iceland contains an entirely expected number of powerful, sturdy women. A++, brilliant country.

Can you tell the park was freshly mowed this morning?

The 1800s had it right with this

dipshits in 2019: you people are NPCs, you don't even think for yourselves dipshits in 2025: I have outsourced my thinking to Clippy

Editor: You get the pictures for the air traffic controller story? Photographer: Sure did boss. Real fucking sexy just like you asked. Editor: What

Sky’s out, thighs out