uber making me wait 10 minutes is homophobic

im pooping and for some reason i can heard my neighbors really good from the bathroom and i just heard really clearly “no gabriel is HOT”’and like shpuld i go over and invite myself to their love island watch through orrrrrr

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE RECOUPLINGS DONT PISS ME OFF. I WANT NORMAL RECOUPLINGS #loveislandusa

the rush of serotonin i have gotten from watching love island is insane. i can feel my body glowing

Love Island USA Season 8 Bingo Card!

i cant start a new show bc of love island hut love island isnt here so i have nothing to watch THIS IS TORTURE

scrolling past all love island cast reviews to protect my peace

matter of fact let me just go ahead and double check that i have all the love island content creators i dont like blocked and the ones i do followed

and if i really start crying while listening to the one who got away and thinking about bakudeku WHAT THEN? who is paying for my therapy bill when it sends me spiralling?? and don’t get me started on the 100k word hanahaki fic where katsuki almost dies for izuku or ill throw up

dont tell my sisters but sometimes i stare at their photos and just smile bc they are so pretty. cant tell them though bc they’ll make fun of me.

yall arent parasocialling like i am because olandria and became first time homeowners the same week so step up your game

i might throw up fro stress fr

saw a super hot guy at my building walking his dog and he smiled at me and i move out next weekend☹️

thriller bark was such a fun arc. like it didnt have huge impacts on the story itself compared to the two arcs it was sandwiched between but it might be my favorite

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCKING ON HEAVENS DOOR (in a katsuki dying and only picturing izuku sort of way)

bakudeku dooming so i gotta reread the 100k word fix it fic again (i cant wait)

liking tiktok videos from comedians and then i remember my ex was a comedian and i know how they are and suddenly nothing is funny anymore so i SNATCH that like back

bakudeku edit renaissance but at what cost

they tried to take a bakudeku greys inspired fic from me BUT THEY DIDNT WIN. I HAVE IT DOWNLOADED

the thing they dont tell you about graduating from college is the month before summer is just as hellish as the month before finals. itll be for different reasons over the years but still sucks ass

i really hope that laugh tale is shaped like an X bc like x marks the spot

I KNOW THAT WASNT MR. PMS TELLING ME WOMEN ARE MORE EMOTIONAL THAN MEN WITH HIS BITCH ASS GOING INTO A BLIND RAGE WHENEVER ITS HIS TIME OF THE MONTH. FUCK OFF

listening to the kms album so i can feel the kms feelings and get those out of the way so i can focus on the kms job

do they know im literally having a panic attack about this and they need to get their shit together

IM GONNA VOMIT HOW I HAVE ANY HAIR LEFT ON MY HEAD IS A MIRACULE i think i actually need anxiety meds fr

i have two futures in front of me. one in which i am FUCKED and another in which i get to watch love island s8 in my apartment i OWN

I HAVE DONE WHAT FEW THOUGHT POSSIBLE AND EVEN FEWER HAVE ACCOMPLISHED. I HAVE WATCHED ONE THOUSAND ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY EIGHT EPISODES OF ONE PIECE AND HAVE CAUGHT UP

i fought a battle with excel and won. I AM UNSTOPPABLE

tomodachi life is the greatest $60 ive ever spent bc brook just fell in love at first sight with bon clay and i never would have shipped them but now they are perfect to me

they changed franky voice actor in the anime sub and didnt even TRY to get someone who sounds close??? wtf

to be honest i miss the sherlock era of queerbait because at least we had a historical backing for why it wouldnt happen.

they shouldve written off robby bc thats actually what makes more sense to the plot

yeah they better redact that decision to remove mohan from the show

guys i am buying my first apartment 😛 and while close friends and family know it will overall be a hard launch so im taking suggestions on how to execute. PLEASE HELP ME

you know the writers of the pitt can actually just man the fuck up, admit they made a mistake, and add mohan back to the script for s3

i dont think the last person luffy faces will be blackbeard OR imu. i think its going to be buggy. he has crocodile and mihawk and he was the first person luffy fought. he would be the perfect final villain. and when im right you will all owe me $50,000,000.

The issue with the zombie apocalypse is my carefully curated cargo jeans had the zipper break TWICE. And I got them thrifting so maybe I should have expected this but the zombies could appear at any moment and the zipper could break again and FOR GOOD and then I would have nothing to wear.

i saw someone post on tiktok about hating shopping with people who can shop for hours and as that person the feeling is absolutely mutual bc PLEASE LEAVE. I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR SOMEONE IN MY EAR YAPPING ABOUT HOW LONG IM TAKING.

women and people capable of pregnancy around the world are working towards the extinction of the human race and i think thats beautiful

I FIT IN MY STANDING JEANS WITH EASE I REPEAT I FIT IN MY STANDING JEANS WITH EASE. THIS AFTER I HAD RAMEN LAST NIGHT

ive seen the theories and there is no world in which i will give two shits about imu’s alleged broken heart. he can rot in hell when luffy sends him there

if they are writing mohan off the show it better be because she is going to that fucking harvard fellowship and not some bullshit. and then she better come back s4.

and why would i watch the pitt without mohan? WHY WOULD I WATCH IT WITHOUT MOHAN

146 episodes into the wano arc (which i quit one piece at 5 years ago bc i was fed up with the pacing) and i just did a quick google to see how far i am from gear 5. ONLY 33 MORE EPISODES TO GO. i understand why i quit.

is this a safe space to say i hate the wano animation?

MOM AND DAD ARE FIGHTING NEXT EPISODE

the 2 second joy/shen interaction was incredible

I was really worried the whitaker and santos convo was gonna be an argument but instead it was soooooo cute. still worried for her but glad there is someone she can talk to (even if it takes prying) and that she wont be alone at the end of the night.

WHY CANT I JUST MOVE UGH I HATE WAITING. HALF MY APARTMENT IS PACKED UP AND I WANNA BE IN MY NEW PLACE