[God creating dogs] Oh these turned out great. Im going to want all of these back at some point

"2026" is a pretty futuristic-sounding year. 2027 is not. I can't explain this. The next big one is 2031. 2049 is gonna be huge.

[slaps roof of liberal institutions] this bad boy can assimilate everyone and everything, provide shared prosperity, and the only culture it can't tolerate is intolerance need to end decades of civil strife? generate economic growth? have you tried LIBERALISM? order now, supplies are unlimited

woah everything is so different now

Happy Last Long Run Sunday of 2025 to all who celebrate!

Yes

Salted. In the middle of the woods. From an aid station.

as is tradition, I post a countdown of my top 100 posts from the year, starting today with No. 100-81. hit the link! www.artbutmakeitsports.com/p/the-best-o...

pajama pants just love earning overtime pay during the holidays

Instead of tea time, make it unicorn spa time.

Isn’t it amazing the way life can seem too short, and intrinsically magical, yet at the same time feel like a long, uphill road, potholed with fuckwits?

Me, applying to/getting into/going to nursing school in a different state within the span of 3 weeks...

Seasons greetings.

So completely accurate lol

Also, Scrooged.

"You really are a beautiful woman." Unexpected and out of nowhere from my oldest daughter a couple of years ago.

My true Christmas wish - the thing I hold most hopeful in my heart - is that each and every one of you has a better 2026 than you had in 2025. May the fates be generous and kind and you all receive the blessings you all so richly deserve. Merry Christmas and much love to you all.

This is so serious. Unless I am on kissing terms with you, I do not want to eat your saliva, m'kay?

This season isn’t easy for many of us and that deserves compassion, not silence. May you feel seen, held, and less alone. We see you! You matter! You are not alone! Sending you peace & calm over the holiday season 🎄🫂🎄 #DefendersOfDemocracy

this season has activated something ancient

Packs bags for Iceland 🇮🇸

(guy watching House for the first time) when are they going to start construction

"A woman whose mood improves with a book, a poem, a song or a cup of coffee will not be defeated by anyone; even life loses with it" ~ Khalil Gibran 🌸🌸🌸

😂Literally my first thought when I saw the photo and then just felt incredibly called out when I scrolled down...

ⓘ you have been visited by a Jerrypost ("the temples are the sideburns of the forehead.") repost or face six years of bad posting

Being an old soul is a nice way of saying, you’ve been tired for 5,000 years

Cranberries. The band, the sauce, the season

without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?

If it can be destroyed by the truth, let her rip.

I've just supported this and I expect you all to.

Flashdance Goonies Lost Boys Princess Bride But al ET and Willow 😬

I forgot to show you my new friends from tonight's run.

9 happy little miles

I was 2500 miles outside Barstow when the potatoes began to take effect...

It's that time of year

It's me. I'm the crows.

"When you come out of the storm, you won’t be the same person who walked in." ~ Haruki Murakami, Kafka on the Shore 🌸🌸

(loudly within earshot of the universe) yeah they’re saying probably nothing crazy will happen today and everything will be incredibly normal

New pants sample unlocked. Vintage upholstery linen, high waisted with deep pleats and wide legzzzzz. Why yes, it’s got a hand sewn key button hole in silk.

oh man that's really cool quick question though: what the fuck are you talking about

If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features." There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.

"I realized his calm wasn’t detachment—it was presence."

Ok ok I’m interested been waiting for more #stargate for a hot minute.

I’m howling.

Also, he’s on Bluesky! @buzzgrambo.bsky.social

Please enjoy my cat in a box in a box

*envious sigh

Blue Licorice!

"and don't forget to check out these recipes" nice try, Big Ingredient