Got my Covid shot AND a coupon😏 You better believe I bought some gel pens.

Norfolk SPCA needs some help youtu.be/m5OCBlAGblE?...

Please, if Antifa was a real organization we'd all be carrying official tote bags. Leftists love a fuckin' tote bag.

Most disappointing Rapture ever.

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Drinking a Mountain Dew that's been in my fridge for months so it doesn't get left behind tomorrow.

James Cromwell be like: hog is this true

What I'm wearing to the Rapture

My favorite thing about the rapture is how the people who believe in the rapture aren't going to be saved by the rapture.

The world: imploding, fighting, spiraling. Me: here’s a nice picture of my cat, you’re welcome.

That's enough of that. Time for nachos!

Also… who schedules a rapture for Tuesday????

I just think it's not very nice when you're running your heart out but your Garmin watch is all, "lol negative 5 performance. Very poor."😭

I would like to be in a choir. I'm thinking in heaven I'd be able to sing. Surely...😩 If not, I'll be looking for something in the "planet designing" category.

There’s a certain type of poster that seems to think it’s helpful to stamp out anything hopeful in the name of being realistic about how bad things are. Don’t be that poster. We know how bad things are. But for most of us, hope helps a lot more than your cynicism. Rebellions are built on hope…

What movie do you consider "perfect"?

Amazing.

They told me to shout about it. Do a bit of public recruiting sergeant stuff. That’s what this is. Look: www.dkms.org.uk/get-involved...

This is so good! I hadn't realized it was so easy to donate. Side note: I definitely heard this in a British accent as I was reading. My brain...

First date idea: we text for 6 weeks before we meet

IT'S IRONIC that Disney, of all companies, has never learned how to battle villains.

I'm having so much fun in this class. We have TOYS and DRAWINGS!😂

London Chinatown

Happy 21st of September 🎉….do you remember?

Would watch the hell out of this

One time, during a 50k that also had a half marathon at the same time, there was an aid station with small cups filled with green liquid and all the half-marathoners thought it was Gatorade so they were like,"gak!" and all the 50k-ers were like ahhh fuck yes pickle juice! So yeah this sounds good.😂

Costco kept me and my roommate alive in undergrad. A 400 pound back of chips for like 2 bucks and a can of nacho cheese so big it would fill a bathtub.

What's your favorite old show? And you know what I mean by old. I am 51 so do not start naming 90s shows, okay? 😂😒 I used to love Fantasy Island.

Do I walk into a store, see a giant skeleton and think, "Yay halloween!"? No. I see a skeleton and start naming bones and joints from top to bottom. This is who I am now. (Fresh out of Anatomy & Physiology I)😂 There is no mental foramen this is not anatomically correct!

Nobody blames it on the rain anymore and that’s sad

I would watch a lot of the shows thought up in the comments.

Nobody's gonna raise hell and that's sad.

Nobody fights for their right to party anymore and that's sad

My ex-FIL's funeral was today. Interesting guy. Scientist. One time he was on business in the PNW and was driving at night. Very clearly, he saw an extremely large furry figure go across the road. He says, "It looked like bigfoot." And I said, "OMG you saw bigfoot???!!" And he's like, "no." 😂 🙏🏻 RIP

Yes?

There are so many good people doing good things every fucking day and we’ll never know a thing about it. Add that into the mix when the assholes get you down.

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You better believe it. Count me in.

they should invent a potato peeler you can find

Realizing I probably hated vegetables as a kid because everything was just boiled and not seasoned.

I met Maggie, a golden retriever, on my run today and let me tell you what... 140% pure love, 80% touchable sunshine, and 30% dreams of unicorns. This is now my, "perfect wave," and I will try to catch it again on every run.

Me, 5 minutes into a run...

ahhhYUPPP

You should probably hear a hummingbird snore. Sweet dreams.🌚 youtu.be/_uEfmQt34Nc?...

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