Gotta get your helmets off, for the love of god. Those hands are your lives. #Sportsing

Not sure what McDavid was thinking there. #Sportsing

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This Ducks run is insane. #Sportsing

Gennings Dunker was in the last recruiting class I wrote about. I want to say Iowa offered early because he had size 15 feet as like a 15-year-old. Some essential genetics thing.

I’m sportsing out on the 4 banger. Oilers and the upstart Ducks. The SVP show looks interesting. The guy, eating the sandwich, with the beer.

Gennings Dunker going to Pittsburgh feels like fate

New Chargers center Jake Slaughter wants to save you from damnation.

I always thought The Ramones needed a little sun.

Iowa is going to spend over $1b more than it receives in tax revenue for the 2nd year in a row. Seems like treating cannabis like alcohol could address that deficit without cutting services or raising taxes.

Why do they all look like cheesedick Draculas?

Wisconsin got a QB recruit? Legacy, schmegacy. Take the cannoli and leave the gun.

“Regrettably for Mr. Dosio, one of the elephants was a Make-A-Wish recipient.” www.dailymail.com/news/article...

I’m in for $100. Happy 6-4 to everyone who “celebrates.” No, I’m not going to watch 6-4 10 times. It’s too nice outside. Iowa’s last Big Ten title, I believe.

Even saying that Musk is posting "about race" is softening what is happening here, which is that the world's wealthiest person is committing himself to spreading overt Nazi propaganda.

I don’t think any coach is worth this bullshit.

Give a whirl. You’ll love it.

Save this for later, but there’s a Les Blank doc after this. If you want to glimpse an America before we grew to hate each other, do check out Les Blank.

I forgot about the Cardinals.

When it’s the Jets’ turn, I hear “The Bermuda Triangle has drafted …”

How can you meet the Raiders owner and not fuck with that hair? Get paid, Fernando.

If the Raiders don’t pick either Jesus or Trump with the first pick as a symbolic gesture the whole franchise is a narco jihadist Antifa front org. #NFlDraft #DraftJesusOrTrump #GreenieOnFire #AmericaIsClaymationPorn

That part in the Edmund Fitzgerald song where the cook says kiss my ass, guys, you’re on your own.

i don't really know football so to me "Mike Vrabel" is just the sound professor frink shouts when he gets kicked in the crotch

Bradshaw played on carpeted concrete in a construction helmet. He’s a goddamn marvel.

Goodell’s hair system at least covers his horns.

Pittsburgh is fantastic. The baseball stadium, you should do that. It’s gorgeous. I didn’t even mind the baseball going on.

Everybody can see him, right?

The guy who ran the fantasy football league I last was in should run the draft. He made sure you showed up on time and having eaten. He didn’t need fireworks and was maniacal about paying out (The Eradicators were two-time champs). I’m giving this commercial fuckfest about 10 minutes.

It’s not that they did it. That’s something they have to reconcile. It’s the lying and the roles they were/are playing. Tell your story, tell it now and accept what happens.

Oh so that’s why they announced Vrabel would skip Day 3 of the draft in the middle of the night last night

Hey, I wrote a big essay about alt-country in the 2020s, writing about dozens of bands/artists in the process. Also compiled a soundtrack playlist with 50 twangy favorites (or 3 1/2 hours of music, perfect for a spring break road trip). tinyurl.com/ysktuha6

DTF St. Louis was incredibly sad. Recommend.

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Trump is on his hands and knees begging Iran to accept the same deal that Obama had and in return he will give them $20 Billion dollars. We spent one trillion dollars, and 14 service members lives for this? - are you kidding me... What a joke... Impeach and remove this idiot immediately. #Impeach

You can I seek this contentment by scrolling and drinking and finding fun shit to do on the weekends. The oligarchs seek contentment through replacing humanity with robots.

You can’t do that to rural voters! What are they, black people? bsky.app/profile/coll...

The one time I did karaoke it was “Wichita Lineman.”

For the record, Iranian leadership & Iranian state media are both more believable than the President of the United States. There is something profoundly wrong about that.👇

So much false equivalence in media on gerrymandering in Texas vs California & Virginia. California and Virginia maps approved by the voters. That's a huge difference not enough people pointing out

every conservative political complaint comes back to "those people shouldn't count because they disagree with me"

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”How is this legal” is a really funny thing for a republican to say in 2026

The message of the Right reacting to Virginia is the same as the message of "2020 was rigged": no victory by anyone but us is ever legitimate. We are the only ones allowed to win. These people are cartoon villains entitled to no respect and no trust. Rabid dogs.

the cool thing about being a progressive normielib is that I can just say “this is awesome” instead of doing a bunch of throat clearing about loathing Spanberger before I praise her for obliterating 4 Republican seats

Remember, Democrats have repeatedly advanced measures to ban partisan gerrymandering and Republicans have voted against them time after time. This is the game Republicans wanted to play. OK, then.

trump's America

Correct.

Trump is considering a large bailout for a multibillionaire dictator while he cuts health care for 15 million Americans. This is insane. The working families of the United States need help, not one of the richest families in the world.

If this holds up, I’ll cover the Iowa football beat for the Galena Gazette.