This isn’t the podcast I was on, but I was on the Dick & Dank podcast. It was a lot of fun. If I can help the weed community move forward a step, awesome. I love sharing knowledge. Great guys! Hawkeye fans!

Click. 21-3. Click. Return of the Pink Panther. They took this as far as it could go.

Long stretches of Peter Sellers doing whatever he wants. Just ambient sound. Football can wait tonight.

Ties are life’s offsetting penalties. You just end up wondering why we did that.

Corners that blow the coverage and the tackle … we all kinda felt that this weekend.

Love is a smooth operator. I am not. I’m Bill Paxton in Aliens. Game over, man!

Been a damn good game, tho. Shit.

Van Ness is a truck stuck in reverse. Off my obstacle, fat body.

This isn’t a championship product. It’s nice and fun, but it’s not going to be a Super Bowl.

And if LaFleur pisses this away, maybe you can get the Badgers job. Get the fuck off my obstacle, fat body.

I have to keep asking myself if Jordan Love sucks. I hate that I have to, but I do.

Iowa fan is a ronin that isn’t trying to be a samurai. It is the journey and not the master.

Mama, train, truck, drunk, Christmas, Hawkeyes. We have a song!

When you wake up after a KF white knuckler, does the “so close” bitterness still bite or are you grateful for feeling alive for 3 3/4 quarters of a game against the No. 11 team in the country? Or is your process as simple as “Hey NFL!”?

And a nice, quick disappointment for Penn State. Us middle rankers rejoice.

The hairline of the helmet isn’t part of the crown. Technically, that works.

Penn State-Oregon has sparks coming off of it.

Jesus, the feet on Penn State No. 4. This game is fierce.

Old Head Hawkeye Rapid Reaction Pod w/ @marcmorehouse.bsky.social 👉 hawkfanatic.com/2025/09/27/o... This is the screen grab YouTube gave me. I got nothing.

I was doing Dennis Hopper from Apocalypse apparently. Yeah, some relevance burned off. Does three first-year QBs from different schools sound like the way to go at it? KF got his game, but shit damn, there goes the QB maybe.

Had a lot of fun! Communal football watching is the best.

We are firing up the podcast.

Anyway, threw a scare into the No. 11 team in the country. The tournament ain't happening and so the relevance takes a hit. It's the Las Vegas Flush or maybe the Music City Waltz. Iowa QB is like Highlander except that instead of "There can be only one," it's "One." Impossible for Hank. Time to pod!

Holy shit, Wetjen open.

Kinda totally yeah this.

So questions on the screen and the blitz on the TD pass. Unless Hank erases this.

Third time 13 scorched Iowa's corner? I think so.

The only two sports you can have a worse seven seconds in are racing and rodeo. Iowa drove its car off the cliff, landed on a horse and got bucked off another cliff.

Clock and points. It's the sweet sigh-reeen.

IAN STEELEMAIN WITH THE PICK!!! Oh wait, I mean Zach Lutmer.

Good call. Can't believe it was called, but hey.

Great timing on the pressure and that was a pick. Now it's clock and points.

But hey, we got the commercials in. And that's why they want us here.

Horseshit outro on the replay of the pick. It looked like it, but replay would've been nice.

Seemed like an easy throw to Wetjen. That was not. Great point by Phil there.

Gotta be a sprain for Grono.

A QB named Hank. This can be fucking legendary.

Maybe Indiana is conserving down because it's on the road, but these teams feel incredibly evenly matched.

I can't imagine having to write about this. Tongue in cheek.

Pro play by IU's QB. Woof.

It's gonna take a greasy goal. Something Shoresy would be proud of.

That's gonna be a knee, I'm thinking, just between us. Didn't like the way it whipped. Hopefully, sprained.

QB injury commercials seem to be the longest. Like waiting for the Edmund Fitzgerald to make its move.

I'm getting visions of the fat kid at QB, you guys. It's not pleasant.

Fantastic play by Grono. Hope he's OK. (Oh shit.)

Hawkeye fans, when your defense does that on fourth down, use your Lee Ermey voice from "Full Metal Jacket." I suggest, "Get off my obstacle, fat body."

Old Head pod w/ @marcmorehouse.bsky.social coming up not long after this thing wraps up Listening to IU radio feed cuz I ain’t payin for peacock so Marc will do most of the lifting today That’s good for you

OK ... so maybe not. I guess it took that long for Iowa's player to get up off Indiana's sideline. It's that 58-year-old safety. They need a minute, I guess. Appreciate the spunk and totally expect that when your QB takes a shot, but that was a legal shot and you'll make fun out of him for jumping.

I feel like there's a stone-cold fucking coming Iowa's way.